Poorhouse Rock/Quotes
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- Homer: Mmm, cookies.
- Marge: They're not cookies, they're biscuits. That's British for cookies.
- Sarah Wiggum: I've got Helen Lovejoy's password. She came to live with us when she and the Reverend were taking a break. She swore me to secrecy about that, but whoops.
- Marge: Oh-ho. Men can have muscles on their chests now?
- Homer: The ad in the beer podcast is an ad for beer. That is so smart.
- Homer: Aw, it's not fair. I always go to church hungover. It's always the committed drinkers who get punished. Boozehounds just can't catch a break.
- Bart: In conclusion, I honor my father because he is not not not not a loser.
- Homer: One, two, three, four. That's an even number of nots. He thinks I'm a loser.
- Homer: My son has no respect for me. He shamed me in front of the whole Sunday school. Even Ralph.
- Homer: And this thing over here is if the core gets too hot. I'm all over that. And this dealie over here is if the core... goes missing.
- Bart: Has that ever happened?
- Homer: Not on my watch. And the way you can be sure is that everyone you know isn't dead.
- Bart: I never thought about it, but Homer makes enough to pay for this awesome crib, two cars, with enough left over to fill the freezer with three kinds of French fries: waffle, curly and steak-cut.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Pew, pew, pew! I'm a superstar spaceman.
- Martin Prince: I'm a modern superhero. I can fly, but I can't process my own trauma.
- Bart: I'm a nuclear safety guy. I get tons of money for not blowing the town up.
- Janitor: Hate to burst your bubble, kid, but the kind of job your dad has just doesn't exist anymore.
- Bart: Why not?
- Janitor: Well, there's no simple answer to that.
- Bart: All right. See you later.
- Homer: What the hell was that?
- Marge: From what I can gather, a singing janitor took Bart on a magical journey through America's postwar economy.
- Homer: Also, Lisa was a rapper.
- Marge: I'm a little concerned that Bart set his tree house on fire.
- Homer: [chuckles] It does seem like an escalation.
- Marge: Maybe we can use this opportunity to upgrade the backyard.
- Homer: Yeah. We could get a gazebo.
- Marge: That'd be nice.
- Lisa: I just read through our homeowners policy. We're not covered for musical numbers.
- Homer and Marge: D'oh!
