Step Brother from the Same Planet/Quotes
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"Step Brother from the Same Planet"
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- Terri Mackleberry: We're doing a photo scavenger hunt for Francine's birthday party.
- Janey Powell: We need a picture of something sad.
- Lisa: I wonder why I wasn't invited.
- Sherri Mackleberry: 'Cause you're a party narc who ruins everybody's fun.
- Lisa: What? When have I ever done that?
- Sherri: You once deflated a bouncy house 'cause you smelled mildew.
- Terri: You shut down a pool party 'cause the diving board wasn't code.
- Janey: You stopped a barbecue because the fire extinguishers were expired.
- Grampa: I left you tons of messages.
- Homer: I thought those were all butt-dials.
- Grampa: [first voice message] Homer, I've met someone... I'm in lo... [second voice message] Blythe and I are getting seri... [third voice message] I fell out of the senior van and I'm lost...
- Blythe: As Abe vibrated past, there was something inside him that called to me.
- Grampa: It was the bullet I fired into my foot during the war to get out of KP duty.
- Calvin: Felicitous greetings on this day to you. That's how this one guy talked in Star Trek when they went to a Shakespeare planet. It's how I'm saying hello these days.
- Homer: Oh, uh, hello-eth to you.
- Grampa: Here you go, sweetie. We made that chestnut stuffing I know you love.
- Blythe: Abe, you're feeding the thermostat again.
- Marge: Homer, you've been complaining about Calvin for three days. Why are you so obsessed with him?
- Homer: What? I don't think about him at all. But did you notice how he asked to be excused? That speaks to a guilty conscience.
- Calvin: Psst. Homer. Want to play 20 questions?
- Homer: Okay. Question number one: Shut up.
- Milhouse Van Houten: [on the phone with a fake voice] Oh, hello, Wendell's mom. Yes, I will remind him to wear his night guard, because I am another parent. [normal voice] Love you!
- Lisa: I am Lisa, bringer of fun. Driest of blankets.
- Calvin: Do you ever tell him how he makes you feel?
- Homer: Kinda. I stuck him in the worst nursing home I could find. Figured he'd read between the lines.
- Grampa: [on the phone] So, Blythe dumped me for a guy she says is a better spiritual match for her. Also, he's super rich and can eat corn. He's taking Calvin to Africa to study animals in their natural habitat. I'll miss that little scamp, but you know, I'm glad you and I are finally communicating. I love you, son. Anyway, call me back.
