The Many Saints of Springfield/Quotes
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"The Many Saints of Springfield"
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- Marge: It's a fire!
- Homer: Oh, my God, oh, my God!
- Marge: At the Flanders'.
- Homer: Flanders? Go back to sleep.
- Marge: Ned Flanders, is everything okay?
- Ned Flanders: Well, let's just say I may be okily, but I'm definitely not dokily.
- Groundskeeper Willie: Get out and stay out!
- Ned: God loves you.
- Willie: Nobody loves Willie!
- Fat Tony: Now, what is it that you do?
- Ned: I sell left-handed merchandise.
- Fat Tony: You don't say. I was left-handed myself until the nuns beat it out of me.
- Marge: Flanders is in trouble with the Mob.
- Homer: Finally, he does something cool.
- Grampa: Homer is stupid, all right. "PhD" is how he spells "food".
- Luigi Risotto: Ooh, if I knew that mobsters like Italian food, I would have-a stuck to the sushi. I used to cut-uh the fish and make-uh the rice and serve-uh the fish and chop-uh the thing.
- Fat Tony: This guy.
- Ned: This guy.
- Fat Tony: No, this guy. Am I right?
- Louie: I used to be this guy.
- Ned: Well, maybe the real criminal is the neighbor who borrows my stuff and never returns it. Your dad has my garage door opener. Why?
- Todd Flanders: And thank You, Lord, for the macaroni and the cheese. And God bless the little strings on our bananas.
- Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Oh, man, oh, man. How did my family tree get such square roots?
- Lou: All right. Let's see what we've got here.
- Chief Wiggum: I-I don't know, Lou. That yellow tape clearly says, "do not cross."
- Lou: Uh, that doesn't apply to cops, Chief.
- Homer: Now, Flanders, in the spirit of neighborliness, you can hide in our garage until, uh... how does Thursday sound?
- Ned: Today's Thursday.
- Homer: You're welcome.
- Johnny Tightlips: Oh, how many dinners can this guy have?
- Louie: He eats more than Frankie Eats Too Much.
- Johnny Tightlips: Our nicknames... They're so judgmental.
- Fat Tony: I loved you, man.
- Ned: You didn't even remember my birthday.
- Fat Tony: I sent you a card.
- Ned: Belatedly.
