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The Many Saints of Springfield/Quotes

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Season 34 Episode Quotes
740 "My Life as a Vlog"
"The Many Saints of Springfield"
"Carl Carlson Rides Again" 742

Marge: It's a fire!
Homer: Oh, my God, oh, my God!
Marge: At the Flanders'.
Homer: Flanders? Go back to sleep.

Marge: Ned Flanders, is everything okay?
Ned Flanders: Well, let's just say I may be okily, but I'm definitely not dokily.

Groundskeeper Willie: Get out and stay out!
Ned: God loves you.
Willie: Nobody loves Willie!

Fat Tony: Now, what is it that you do?
Ned: I sell left-handed merchandise.
Fat Tony: You don't say. I was left-handed myself until the nuns beat it out of me.

Marge: Flanders is in trouble with the Mob.
Homer: Finally, he does something cool.

Grampa: Homer is stupid, all right. "PhD" is how he spells "food".

Luigi Risotto: Ooh, if I knew that mobsters like Italian food, I would have-a stuck to the sushi. I used to cut-uh the fish and make-uh the rice and serve-uh the fish and chop-uh the thing.

Fat Tony: This guy.
Ned: This guy.
Fat Tony: No, this guy. Am I right?
Louie: I used to be this guy.

Ned: Well, maybe the real criminal is the neighbor who borrows my stuff and never returns it. Your dad has my garage door opener. Why?

Todd Flanders: And thank You, Lord, for the macaroni and the cheese. And God bless the little strings on our bananas.
Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Oh, man, oh, man. How did my family tree get such square roots?

Lou: All right. Let's see what we've got here.
Chief Wiggum: I-I don't know, Lou. That yellow tape clearly says, "do not cross."
Lou: Uh, that doesn't apply to cops, Chief.

Homer: Now, Flanders, in the spirit of neighborliness, you can hide in our garage until, uh... how does Thursday sound?
Ned: Today's Thursday.
Homer: You're welcome.

Johnny Tightlips: Oh, how many dinners can this guy have?
Louie: He eats more than Frankie Eats Too Much.
Johnny Tightlips: Our nicknames... They're so judgmental.

Fat Tony: I loved you, man.
Ned: You didn't even remember my birthday.
Fat Tony: I sent you a card.
Ned: Belatedly.
Season 34 Quotes
Habeas Tortoise One Angry Lisa Lisa the Boy Scout The King of Nice Not It Treehouse of Horror XXXIII From Beer to Paternity Step Brother from the Same Planet When Nelson Met Lisa Game Done Changed Top Goon My Life as a Vlog The Many Saints of Springfield Carl Carlson Rides Again Bartless Hostile Kirk Place Pin Gal Fan-ily Feud Write Off This Episode The Very Hungry Caterpillars Clown V. Board of Education Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass