The Very Hungry Caterpillars/Quotes
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- Marge: Here comes the breakfast bus. All big girls open up for The Pancake Express. Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
- Lisa: Is it a train or a bus?
- Bart: Yeah, which is it?
- Lisa: Train or bus?
- Bart: Make a choice!
- Marge: [angrily] It's whatever gets her to eat anything that's not covered in ranch dressing.
- Lisa: This is the third once-in-a-millennium disaster this year! Alarmist Twitter is freaking out. Sarcastic Twitter is turning it into memes, and Conspiracy Twitter is believing them.
- Bart: We're trapped inside. With each other. With nothing to stream. With each other!
- Principal Skinner: Thank you all for downloading ChatHippo, the video conferencing service that is free, provided I periodically read ad copy. As we transition to online learning, I hope... [notification] "Looking for the most player-friendly teasers and parlays online? Try OddsMonster.crypto."
- Cousin Peter: How could someone raised by a woman as effortlessly charming as you turn out to be such a burden?
- Agnes Skinner: He won't walk to the store because he's afraid of street magicians.
- Lisa: Why am I getting my big present now?
- Homer: Because Santa delivered it early this year.
- Lisa: Really? Why?
- Homer: Because he-he doesn't have long to live.
- Agnes: You know what Seymour gave me for my birthday? Half a computer. No keyboard.
- Principal Skinner: It's a tablet device. It has a touchscreen.
- Cousin Peter: Touchscreen. Sounds made-up to me.
- Agnes: Just like his prom date.
- Principal Skinner: You met Charlene. You spit on a Kleenex and wiped her makeup off.
- Marge: [thinking] Look at Ned. His kids don't know what it's like to live in a world without ranch.
- Bart: Skinner's crying? Can he do that?
- Milhouse Van Houten: That quilt was his blankie. You don't... you don't take away a man's blankie!
- Ralph Wiggum: Make Mr. Purple Shirt stop crying so he can sit at his desk and tell recess to happen.
- Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson. He who steals from his neighbor shall reap the croquet mallet. A reading from the Book of Flanders.
- Homer: I'll die before I don't take what's yours.
- Homer: Forgive me, Marge. Take the dressing. If I don't make it, tell Maggie it was her fault.
- Principal Skinner: I don't know who you are, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart, SkinnerSucks42.
