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Are We Hair Yet?

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Are We Hair Yet?
Are We Hair Yet.png
Location Information
Town: Springfield
Use: Hair salon
Owner: Homer Simpson
First appearance: "Homer Scissorhands"

Are We Hair Yet? is a salon that Homer opened. The store was previously Honey Me Mine.


When Homer found out that he was good at hairdressing, Patty and Selma pressured him into opening a salon. Homer then opened Are We Hair Yet? The salon proved to be a hit, with many women coming in to get their hair cut and styled. However, all the women who attended also gossiped about their home lives, which started to get to Homer. Homer eventually tried to shut the salon down as the gossip got too much for him, but Chief Wiggum refused to let him since Sarah needed her hair done.

Eventually, Homer, Marge and Julio formed a plan to let Julio take credit for Marge's hair so that all the women wanted to go to Julio rather than Homer. After this, Are We Hair Yet? shut down.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The salon's name is a pun on the phrase "Are We There Yet?" which became the title of a comedy movie and Are We There Yet?.