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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update was released on January 13, 2016 as a tie-in to the episode "Much Apu About Something", and is the one hundred and fourteenth content update, with 1 new character, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock Notes
Jay.png Jay FREE Jay Unlock.png Unlocked after completing Big Jamshed Pt. 2.

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Quick & Fresh.png Quick & Fresh Donut Tapped Out.png30 6s Peddling Pretentious Pickles. Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Police Tank.png Police Tank Donut Tapped Out.png60 Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png Lincoln Memorial Cash.png100,000 Returns from July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015.
Tapped Out Liberty bell.png Liberty Bell Cash.png50,000 Returns from 4th July 2013, July 4th 2014 and 4th of July 2015.
Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Lisa Statue of Liberty Donut Tapped Out.png75
Cool Brown House Tapped Out.png Cool Brown House Donut Tapped Out.png120 Unlocks Cool Homer.
Tapped Out Cool Homer New Character.png
Build time: 4h
Task: Raising Pretentious Kids.
Returning from "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" episode tie-in and Yard Sale 2014.
Tapped Out Cool Homer artwork.png Cool Homer

Items Origins

Item Episode
Jay (Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon) Homer the Heretic
Marge in Chains
Bart's Inner Child
Behind the Laughter (character image)
The President Wore Pearls
The Simpsons Movie
Days of Future Future (name seen)
My Fare Lady (opening sequence)
Much Apu About Something
Quick & Fresh Much Apu About Something
Police Tank
Lincoln Memorial Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
E Pluribus Wiggum
Much Apu About Something
Liberty Bell Much Apu About Something
Lisa Statue of Liberty The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive
Cool Brown House The Day the Earth Stood Cool
Cool Homer

Gameplay

Big Jamshed

Gameplay

Mars Won

Mars Won Pt. 1

After reaching Level 20 and unlocking Town Hall and Quimby's exclamation mark:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.
Task: Build Rocket Launch Pad

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mars Won Pt. 2

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I prefer it!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
Task: Make Homer Look for Keys (6s, Homes)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Do you mean coach?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.
System Message Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mars Won Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well NOW I do.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.
Task: Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I was named after him.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Annnnd… done.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.
System Message Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1

After completing Mars Won Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png With our new space program, think of all the hot alien women we can grope inappropriately.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er, I mean all the fascinating scientific discoveries we can grope inappropriately.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png While the universe is very large, Mayor Quimby, we have yet to discover alien life.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png There's the Sky Finger. Our intelli-didily-gent designer.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Mayor Quimby, out of respect to science, can we please stop holding meetings with random people in the room?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Sorry but I welcome all constituents who want to observe our government's dignity and professionalism in action. Now let's cut some space checks!
Task: Make Quimby Work Out Payments (3h, Rocket Launch Pad, Shuttle Hangar, Space Training Center or Town Hall)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x2]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png At the very least, this space program might help kids see that learning is fun!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I hope so. Then again, I said the same about my Henry David Tho-robot.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Didn't that robot go crazy and try to stab someone?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png No! It was PROGRAMMED to go crazy and try to stab someone. Big difference.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png This space program needs an astronaut! Someone both capable of earning NARA certification stars and relatable to the common man.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look. I know you're hinting at me coming out of astronaut retirement but I gave all that up when I learned I could get astronaut ice cream on Earth.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You were an astronaut?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You don't remember? I trained, went into space, survived an emergency landing? I also held up the Inanimate Carbon Rod at the parade.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You were the Inanimate Carbon Rod holder? Why didn't you say so?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No one remembers? That does it -- I'm entering the NARA certification program.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Great! All you need to do is sign your name.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Too much work. I quit.
Task: Make Homer Train as an Astronaut (3h, Space Training Center)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x10]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Narobics

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sometimes I just don't get the point of having a space program.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I mean sure, it brought us Tang. But then I tried it and regular orange juice is better.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Hey, they started a new exercise program at the astronaut training facility! It's called Narobics.
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png It's supposed to get you down to your weight on Mars!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ooh, thank you space program!
System Message Marge, Luann, and Miss Hoover can Do Narobics to earn additional NARA stars.
Task: Make Marge Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png How come we have to do all this work to get launched into space when rocks get catapulted right away.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Psst. Homer. I think I might have an easier way to earn your NARA stars.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png If it's steroids, I'm not interested. My testicles are finally at a size I like.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png There's another way. Why earn stars when you can make stars?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png So… you're a wizard?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Give me money and I'll give you fake NARA stars. I don't know how to break it down more than that.
System Message Collect counterfeit stars at the Space Training Center every 3 hours.
Task: Tap the Space Training Center
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x30]
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I'm worried that all this training to become an astronaut is too much for you.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Plus you seem to be going through our aluminum foil budget a lot quicker than I planned for.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Don't worry Marge, we're almost finished! All we need is to somehow get our hands on a space shuttle.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png There isn't even a space shuttle?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Mayor Quimby bought a hangar without realizing the shuttle inside isn't included. First rule of space: always read the fine print. Second rule of space: don’t try to breathe.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I could build us a state of the art space shuttle in no time. At least next to no time if you rushed it with few donuts.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Great! How much is that gonna cost -- two yoga mats and a sprig of mistletoe?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png 50 billion dollars. But it's worth every penny... right down to its novelty smashed penny machine.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png How about instead I buy this vintage USSR shuttle from 1963?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It doesn't have NARA certification, but it does have Kremlin's Seal of Not Having Killed Too Many Dogs.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I just need to take out a totally legit business loan.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Aw yes! I am here from a legitimate business to provide a legitimate business loan.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Just don't get behind on payments or I'll legitimately break your legs. Capisce?
Task: Make Associates Collect Payments [x3] (3h, Rocket Launch Plad or Shuttle Hangar)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x45]
System Message You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Gather Insect Specimens" animated job!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Space Bar

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Come on guys, let's check out the space ships!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Hey, you kids can't go in there! You need a badge or license or for me not to see you.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png But we're setting up a club. It's called the Space Bar!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png It's a space-themed Internet cafe where we study the--
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png It's cool. You had me at space or bar.
System Message Milhouse, Martin, and Database can Hang Out at the Hangar to earn additional NARA stars.
Task: Make Martin Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
Task: Make Milhouse Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I thought Mom talked you out of this! Do you know how dangerous it is to fly a spaceship?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Of course I do, honey. Daddy was an astronaut, remember?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No one in the town does, remember?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But if you're going to do this, at least let me teach you the basic science skills you need to survive.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png I keep hearing that from coworkers at the nuclear plant. I don't need to come home and hear it from my family, too!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png I suppose I could practice collecting ant samples like I will on Mars. Although I hear ants on Mars are ten feet tall and wear top hats.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Alright, lesson one: learning to tell the difference between science and fever dreams.
Task: Make Homer Gather Insect Specimens (8h)
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x50]
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Woohoo! I always knew I had it in me.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png If by “it” you mean disturbingly soft bones and a heart composed of 40% soft cheeses, then yes.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I can't help but feel I'll be to blame if things go horribly-
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Right? You were going to say if things go horribly right?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Just remember, when you die -- I mean if -- no I definitely mean when -- you'll die a hero!
System Message You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Walk Like a Hero" animated job!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Weather clear, potato chips opened, bladder empty, neck pillow fluffed, talking aloud commenced.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Oops, almost forgot – tray table up!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Now to just hit the launch button… Where's the launch button?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Hold up just a moment there! A shuttle lacks the necessary propulsion to take it into orbit without rockets!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Plus it should be on the launch pad.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Don't use your high brow science speak to confuse me Frink! I know what I'm doing... at least as far as space-toilets go.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't worry about what he says Homer, we'll help you put it all together. How hard can it be?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's not like it's rocket science or anything.
Task: Make Simpsons Put Rocket Ship Together [x4] (3h, Rocket Launch Pad)
Characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa
Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x100]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Voila! I formulated the rocket fuel in the basement with a D.I.Y. video on Viewtube!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Plus learned some interesting life hacks and read some very hateful comments.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Lisa, I could not do this without your brilliant mind, nor your mother's equally brilliant rice crispy treats.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Hey! I deserve some of the credit. I'm the one who snuck in the plutonium for an extra big bang.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png By Glaven's ghost! Plutonium? That could destroy us all! Although I suppose it all won't matter soon...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you mean?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Oh, it's still research in progress. But I'll share my findings with you at the Springfield Observatory's slam poetry event and intellectual salon.
System Message Gather Lisa and other intellectual elite at the Springfield Observatory for more information on the hypothetical end of times and to hear some slam poetry.
System Message Your Rocket Launch Pad has been upgraded!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Good news, Homer! The Inanimate Carbon Rod re-entered the atmosphere and has been recovered!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So you're off the hook. The rod can take over the mission and you can go back to being... what were you before? A bum?
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Mark my words. No rod – inanimate carbon, Serling or Stewart – will steal my thunder. I trained for this mission, and I will carry it out!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Now is the rocket ship automatic or stick? Because I can't drive a stick.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'm starting to regret not paying more attention during the training process.
Task: Make Homer Launch the Space Ship (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8

After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Sorry, I didn't realize the parking brake was still on. And that Houston was not our destination.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Homer, you might be the worst astronaut in world history.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Even worse than the chimpanzees?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Even worse than that Collins guy!
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png The least you could do is put out the fires you caused! Some of us sober astronauts are serious about getting into space!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Fine. I'll put out the literal fires but I refuse to try to fix any of the emotional ones.
Task: Make Homer Put Out Rocket Fuel Fires (2h, Rocket Launch Pad)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Homer, you really saved the day!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Saved the day? He crushed our dreams, ruined our space program, and called me a nerd on several occasions!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png But Homer's incompetence gave the Inanimate Carbon Rod the opportunity to pry open the water valve and douse those fires.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png That rod deserves another ticker tape parade! And I deserve another bribe from the ticker tape lobby.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Trek

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hey, this update isn't over. We have to try again.
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png The controls are a little burned, but I think I can handle it.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png By my calculations, an unmanned flight will yield a higher success rate than having that man at the helm.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So it's settled, tap the switch on the spaceship to launch when ready.
Task: Make the Rocket Blast Off
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Why is there so much weird stuff floating around in outer space?
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png It's from our civilization!
Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon.png Ooh! So these are priceless alien relics?
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png No, useless alien trash.
System Message When the Rocket is ready, tap it to launch again. There is a 1 in 4 chance for success.
System Message Maybe you'll get something better than garbage!
Fail System Message Your spaceship has crashed. Wait for the fires to die off, and try again in 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
If launch succeed: Reward: Cash.png200, XP.png20 + Random Reward: 4 random debris or Kang Topiary or Hail Ants Sign or Mini Nuclear Warhead
If launch fails: Reward: Cash.png200, XP.png20

Easter Eggs

Easter Egg 1

Task: Make Lisa Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If Springfield is ever going into space, they'll need some hydratable omninutrional amalgamate to eat!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How much candy is in that, sweetie?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png None! It's dried soy mixed with green beets and synthetic B vitamins.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe I'll pack my own space lunch.

Easter Egg 2

Task: Make Marge Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I found that ultra-high proof space alcohol, just like you asked, Professor Frink.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Space martinis! I knew there was a reason I put olives in my pockets. Frink, you've thought of everything.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png That alcohol is to replace the engine coolant, not to drink!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What happened to the original engine coolant?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You drank it.

Easter Egg 3

Task: Make Bart Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know, it's a lot easier to just buy regular food and write “Space” on the front of it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eggs – too fragile for space. But write space on top and they're good to go.

All Easter Eggs Collected

After collecting all Easter Eggs:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mm, that space food was awful tasty. Is there any left?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Homer! That dehydrated food was enough to supply a space mission for 62 months!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Whatever you do, don't drink any water. It will rehydrate the food causing your insides to explode.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Never drink water again – check.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now for some freeze-dried dessert.
System Message You've received 5 donuts!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png5

Premium Gameplay

Nightfall?

After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Springfield Observatory is the perfect venue for our greatest intellectual minds to meet. And we have an urgent matter to discuss!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Lisa is our astronomer, Skinner is our behaviour scientist, and Comic Book Guy our local cynic.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Plus head of t-shirt designs. By the way, the t-shirts are canceled this year. They don’t carry size XXXXXXXXXXXXL.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Without t-shirts how will people know we’re a part of this secret organization?
Task: Make Intellectuals Meet at Springfield Observatory [x3] (5h, Springfield Observatory)
Characters: Lisa, Comic Book Guy, Skinner
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Host Observatory Event (5h, Springfield Observatory)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As you know, in this universe, we have daylight twenty-four seven. I recently have become concerned if the sun is ever blocked out.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Absolute chaos. None of the bikes are equipped with reflective lights.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Think larger! A frenzied riot of Asimovian proportions! Orgies everywhere! But it'll be too dark to watch them!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Glaven Jehosefat! Now for the most important question: Is there an eclipse on the horizon?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've got a better question: what sort of genius built an observatory in a town where the sun is always shining?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Shhh. You never know if the Sky Finger is listening.
System Message New permanent jobs at the Springfield Observatory available for Skinner and Frink.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Shuttle Simulator placed

After buying the Space Shuttle Simulator:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Excellent! Now we can earn some additional NARA stars through simulating the test of Hovinyashi NARU.

Astro-Not

Astro-Not Pt. 1

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Think bigger! The world is your oyster!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 2

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 3

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Why give your money to those fancy college types?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png You guys aren't being very supportive.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream (8h, Moe's Tavern)
On job start:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Astro-Not Pt. 4

After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Barney, are you drunk? What happened?
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.
Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon.png Drinks on *hic* me!!!
Task: Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 2

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Now it's time for some hot yoga!
Tapped Out Sanjay Icon.png Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.
Task: Make Jay Do Yoga (8h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You look a little... older than I remember.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 3

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.
Task: Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart (2h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Shop for Broceries (2h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 4

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sounds like my kind of lunch food!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.
Task: Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Health Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!
Tapped Out Ganesh Icon.png I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!
System Message Check the Store now for new temporarily available items with new quests.
MAAS Temp Message.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Jamshed Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!
Tapped Out Sherri and Terri Icon.png Teehee, hi, Bart!
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
System Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what else Jay plans to do with the Kwik-E-Mart. Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
MAAS Tie-In Message.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium Gameplay

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 1

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields...
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to.
Task: Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market (12h, Quick & Fresh)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 2

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
Task: Make Jay Pick up Local Foods (2h, Cletus's Farm)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 3

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those “bags of sugar” from the evidence locker.
Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon.png Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
Task: Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food [x6] (4h, Quick & Fresh)
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png And I get a profit cut!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png That would be me!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank

Police Tank Pt. 1

After buying the Police Tank:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-* tank commercial!
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png And everyone else for that matter.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station
Task: Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial (4h, Police Tank)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (60m, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank [x3] (6h, Police Tank)
Characters: Wiggum, Eddie, Lou
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I don't think he's too clear on that.
Task: Make Wiggum Fire the Tank (4h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Don't you mean incompetent?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I know what I said, Lou!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Police Tank Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Mission accomplished!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
Task: Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash (8h, Brown House)
Task: Make Apu Clean up the Mess (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Destroyed Buildings Look

Dr. Nick's Remedies

After tapping on Dr. Nick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Have you ever heard that “transfatty foods are bad for you?”
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png To that, I say: “Get real, everybody!” Countries that eat trans fats dominate the world!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But correlation doesn't equal causation.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png I never said it did. I just said that eating trans fats makes you great!
Task: Make Dr. Nick Run a Seminar (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Discount Preserved Food [x6] (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homer's Millennial Life Crisis

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png Hey! I may look like a Baby Boomer, but I was born a Gen X'er! And I feel like a Millennial. MTV, baby!
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png Listen, you should really buy my oldschool jailbroken myPad.
Tapped Out Jay Icon.png There's an app on it with access to my order-out menu. Eleven hundred dollars!
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png Done and done!
Task: Make Cool Homer Place Orders for Food (4h, Quick & Fresh)
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png What gives? All I see on this myPad menu is chard, cauliflower and the laziest salads I've ever seen.
Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon.png What is a wedge salad anyway? It's just quartered iceberg lettuce with some junk on top.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png It's what you call pretention-chic daddy.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Conform-o-meter impact

Item Rating Points
Quick & Fresh Gluttony 10
Police Tank Bonus $ and XP 2.5%
Lincoln Memorial Vanity 870
Liberty Bell Obedience 10
Lisa Statue of Liberty Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
2.75%
Cool Brown House Indolence 10

Other changes made

January 13 Update ("4_18_MuchApuAboutSomething_TieIn")

  • Whenever a quest requires Marge to Walk Maggie, now the job is either to Walk Maggie or Take Maggie For a Walk, depending if Maggie is unlocked or not. The bug not showing the job on Marge is now fixed.
  • Lucille Botzcowski was removed from the Characters inventory group.
  • Walk Maggie now requires Maggie not to be unlocked instead of not having Maggie.
  • Cool Homer's Break Into The Cool Brown House now pays out premium.
  • Take Maggie For a Walk now requires Maggie to be unlocked instead of The End of the Beginning Pt. 1 to be started.
  • Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie not owned) won't start again if Maggie is stored as it now requires Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie owned) to not be started.
  • Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 and Pt. 6 now has Homer showing emotions in the text box.
  • Springfield Heights' Leaderboard was added back.
  • Biohazard Tower is now animated.
  • Wooly Bully, X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular, Duff Center Arena, North Pole Station, White Witch Burns and Sophie Krustofsky had their description in the store and inventory screen removed.
  • Buildings are no longer tappable in friend towns for the duration of the event.
  • Imaginary Bears were removed from Other Springfield.
  • Krustyland items that become unplacable on roads in November can now be placed on road again.

January 19 Update (4.18.6, "4_18_XMAS2015_Takedown")

Sources

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