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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update was released on January 13, 2016 as a tie-in to the episode "Much Apu About Something", and is the one hundred and fourteenth content update, with 1 new character, 1 new building and 1 new decoration.
Characters
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Jay
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FREE
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Unlocked after completing Big Jamshed Pt. 2.
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Buildings
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Quick & Fresh
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30
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6s
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Peddling Pretentious Pickles.
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Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.
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Decorations
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Police Tank
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Available till January 20th at 8am GMT.
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Returning
Items Origins
Gameplay
Big Jamshed
Gameplay
Mars Won
Mars Won Pt. 1
After reaching Level 20 and unlocking Town Hall and Quimby's exclamation mark:
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Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.
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Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.
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However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.
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So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?
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Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.
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There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.
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Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.
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Task: Build Rocket Launch Pad
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The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mars Won Pt. 2
After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!
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Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.
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Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?
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I prefer it!
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Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
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Task: Make Homer Look for Keys (6s, Homes)
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You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.
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I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.
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If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.
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Do you mean coach?
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Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?
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Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.
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System Message
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Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mars Won Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?
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You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?
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Well NOW I do.
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All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.
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I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.
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Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.
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We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.
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Task: Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)
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Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.
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My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!
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Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!
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I was named after him.
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I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.
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I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.
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If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.
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How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.
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Annnnd… done.
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In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!
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I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.
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System Message
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Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer
Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1
After completing Mars Won Pt. 3:
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With our new space program, think of all the hot alien women we can grope inappropriately.
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Er, I mean all the fascinating scientific discoveries we can grope inappropriately.
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While the universe is very large, Mayor Quimby, we have yet to discover alien life.
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There's the Sky Finger. Our intelli-didily-gent designer.
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Mayor Quimby, out of respect to science, can we please stop holding meetings with random people in the room?
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Sorry but I welcome all constituents who want to observe our government's dignity and professionalism in action. Now let's cut some space checks!
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Task: Make Quimby Work Out Payments (3h, Rocket Launch Pad, Shuttle Hangar, Space Training Center or Town Hall) Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x2]
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At the very least, this space program might help kids see that learning is fun!
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I hope so. Then again, I said the same about my Henry David Tho-robot.
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Didn't that robot go crazy and try to stab someone?
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No! It was PROGRAMMED to go crazy and try to stab someone. Big difference.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
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This space program needs an astronaut! Someone both capable of earning NARA certification stars and relatable to the common man.
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Look. I know you're hinting at me coming out of astronaut retirement but I gave all that up when I learned I could get astronaut ice cream on Earth.
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You were an astronaut?
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You don't remember? I trained, went into space, survived an emergency landing? I also held up the Inanimate Carbon Rod at the parade.
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You were the Inanimate Carbon Rod holder? Why didn't you say so?
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No one remembers? That does it -- I'm entering the NARA certification program.
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Great! All you need to do is sign your name.
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Too much work. I quit.
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Task: Make Homer Train as an Astronaut (3h, Space Training Center) Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x10] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Narobics
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Sometimes I just don't get the point of having a space program.
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I mean sure, it brought us Tang. But then I tried it and regular orange juice is better.
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Hey, they started a new exercise program at the astronaut training facility! It's called Narobics.
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It's supposed to get you down to your weight on Mars!
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Ooh, thank you space program!
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System Message
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Marge, Luann, and Miss Hoover can Do Narobics to earn additional NARA stars.
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Task: Make Marge Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center) If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center) If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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How come we have to do all this work to get launched into space when rocks get catapulted right away.
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Psst. Homer. I think I might have an easier way to earn your NARA stars.
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If it's steroids, I'm not interested. My testicles are finally at a size I like.
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There's another way. Why earn stars when you can make stars?
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So… you're a wizard?
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Give me money and I'll give you fake NARA stars. I don't know how to break it down more than that.
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System Message
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Collect counterfeit stars at the Space Training Center every 3 hours.
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Task: Tap the Space Training Center Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x30]
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Homer, I'm worried that all this training to become an astronaut is too much for you.
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Plus you seem to be going through our aluminum foil budget a lot quicker than I planned for.
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Don't worry Marge, we're almost finished! All we need is to somehow get our hands on a space shuttle.
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There isn't even a space shuttle?
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Mayor Quimby bought a hangar without realizing the shuttle inside isn't included. First rule of space: always read the fine print. Second rule of space: don’t try to breathe.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
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I could build us a state of the art space shuttle in no time. At least next to no time if you rushed it with few donuts.
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Great! How much is that gonna cost -- two yoga mats and a sprig of mistletoe?
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50 billion dollars. But it's worth every penny... right down to its novelty smashed penny machine.
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How about instead I buy this vintage USSR shuttle from 1963?
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It doesn't have NARA certification, but it does have Kremlin's Seal of Not Having Killed Too Many Dogs.
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I just need to take out a totally legit business loan.
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Aw yes! I am here from a legitimate business to provide a legitimate business loan.
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Just don't get behind on payments or I'll legitimately break your legs. Capisce?
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Task: Make Associates Collect Payments [x3] (3h, Rocket Launch Plad or Shuttle Hangar) Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x45]
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System Message
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You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Gather Insect Specimens" animated job!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Space Bar
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Come on guys, let's check out the space ships!
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Hey, you kids can't go in there! You need a badge or license or for me not to see you.
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But we're setting up a club. It's called the Space Bar!
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It's a space-themed Internet cafe where we study the--
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It's cool. You had me at space or bar.
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System Message
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Milhouse, Martin, and Database can Hang Out at the Hangar to earn additional NARA stars.
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Task: Make Martin Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar) Task: Make Milhouse Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar) If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Dad, I thought Mom talked you out of this! Do you know how dangerous it is to fly a spaceship?
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Of course I do, honey. Daddy was an astronaut, remember?
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No one in the town does, remember?
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But if you're going to do this, at least let me teach you the basic science skills you need to survive.
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I keep hearing that from coworkers at the nuclear plant. I don't need to come home and hear it from my family, too!
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I suppose I could practice collecting ant samples like I will on Mars. Although I hear ants on Mars are ten feet tall and wear top hats.
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Alright, lesson one: learning to tell the difference between science and fever dreams.
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Task: Make Homer Gather Insect Specimens (8h) Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x50]
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Woohoo! I always knew I had it in me.
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If by “it” you mean disturbingly soft bones and a heart composed of 40% soft cheeses, then yes.
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I can't help but feel I'll be to blame if things go horribly-
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Right? You were going to say if things go horribly right?
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Just remember, when you die -- I mean if -- no I definitely mean when -- you'll die a hero!
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System Message
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You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Walk Like a Hero" animated job!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Weather clear, potato chips opened, bladder empty, neck pillow fluffed, talking aloud commenced.
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Oops, almost forgot – tray table up!
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Now to just hit the launch button… Where's the launch button?
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Hold up just a moment there! A shuttle lacks the necessary propulsion to take it into orbit without rockets!
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Plus it should be on the launch pad.
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Don't use your high brow science speak to confuse me Frink! I know what I'm doing... at least as far as space-toilets go.
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Don't worry about what he says Homer, we'll help you put it all together. How hard can it be?
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It's not like it's rocket science or anything.
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Task: Make Simpsons Put Rocket Ship Together [x4] (3h, Rocket Launch Pad) Characters: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa Task: Earn NARA Certification Stars [x100]
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Voila! I formulated the rocket fuel in the basement with a D.I.Y. video on Viewtube!
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Plus learned some interesting life hacks and read some very hateful comments.
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Lisa, I could not do this without your brilliant mind, nor your mother's equally brilliant rice crispy treats.
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Hey! I deserve some of the credit. I'm the one who snuck in the plutonium for an extra big bang.
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By Glaven's ghost! Plutonium? That could destroy us all! Although I suppose it all won't matter soon...
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What do you mean?
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Oh, it's still research in progress. But I'll share my findings with you at the Springfield Observatory's slam poetry event and intellectual salon.
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System Message
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Gather Lisa and other intellectual elite at the Springfield Observatory for more information on the hypothetical end of times and to hear some slam poetry.
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System Message
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Your Rocket Launch Pad has been upgraded!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
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Good news, Homer! The Inanimate Carbon Rod re-entered the atmosphere and has been recovered!
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So you're off the hook. The rod can take over the mission and you can go back to being... what were you before? A bum?
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Mark my words. No rod – inanimate carbon, Serling or Stewart – will steal my thunder. I trained for this mission, and I will carry it out!
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Now is the rocket ship automatic or stick? Because I can't drive a stick.
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I'm starting to regret not paying more attention during the training process.
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Task: Make Homer Launch the Space Ship (6s, Rocket Launch Pad) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8
After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7:
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Sorry, I didn't realize the parking brake was still on. And that Houston was not our destination.
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Homer, you might be the worst astronaut in world history.
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Even worse than the chimpanzees?
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Even worse than that Collins guy!
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The least you could do is put out the fires you caused! Some of us sober astronauts are serious about getting into space!
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Fine. I'll put out the literal fires but I refuse to try to fix any of the emotional ones.
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Task: Make Homer Put Out Rocket Fuel Fires (2h, Rocket Launch Pad)
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Homer, you really saved the day!
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Saved the day? He crushed our dreams, ruined our space program, and called me a nerd on several occasions!
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But Homer's incompetence gave the Inanimate Carbon Rod the opportunity to pry open the water valve and douse those fires.
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That rod deserves another ticker tape parade! And I deserve another bribe from the ticker tape lobby.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Space Trek
After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:
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Hey, this update isn't over. We have to try again.
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The controls are a little burned, but I think I can handle it.
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By my calculations, an unmanned flight will yield a higher success rate than having that man at the helm.
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So it's settled, tap the switch on the spaceship to launch when ready.
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Task: Make the Rocket Blast Off
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Why is there so much weird stuff floating around in outer space?
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It's from our civilization!
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Ooh! So these are priceless alien relics?
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No, useless alien trash.
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System Message
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When the Rocket is ready, tap it to launch again. There is a 1 in 4 chance for success.
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System Message
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Maybe you'll get something better than garbage!
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Fail System Message
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Your spaceship has crashed. Wait for the fires to die off, and try again in 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 If launch succeed: Reward: 200, 20 + Random Reward: 4 random debris or Kang Topiary or Hail Ants Sign or Mini Nuclear Warhead If launch fails: Reward: 200, 20
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Easter Eggs
Easter Egg 1
Task: Make Lisa Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
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If Springfield is ever going into space, they'll need some hydratable omninutrional amalgamate to eat!
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How much candy is in that, sweetie?
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None! It's dried soy mixed with green beets and synthetic B vitamins.
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Maybe I'll pack my own space lunch.
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Easter Egg 2
Task: Make Marge Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
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I found that ultra-high proof space alcohol, just like you asked, Professor Frink.
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Space martinis! I knew there was a reason I put olives in my pockets. Frink, you've thought of everything.
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That alcohol is to replace the engine coolant, not to drink!
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What happened to the original engine coolant?
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You drank it.
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Easter Egg 3
Task: Make Bart Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)
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You know, it's a lot easier to just buy regular food and write “Space” on the front of it.
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Eggs – too fragile for space. But write space on top and they're good to go.
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All Easter Eggs Collected
After collecting all Easter Eggs:
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Mm, that space food was awful tasty. Is there any left?
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Homer! That dehydrated food was enough to supply a space mission for 62 months!
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Whatever you do, don't drink any water. It will rehydrate the food causing your insides to explode.
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Never drink water again – check.
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Now for some freeze-dried dessert.
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System Message
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You've received 5 donuts!
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Quest reward: 5
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Premium Gameplay
Nightfall?
After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Springfield Observatory is the perfect venue for our greatest intellectual minds to meet. And we have an urgent matter to discuss!
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Lisa is our astronomer, Skinner is our behaviour scientist, and Comic Book Guy our local cynic.
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Plus head of t-shirt designs. By the way, the t-shirts are canceled this year. They don’t carry size XXXXXXXXXXXXL.
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Without t-shirts how will people know we’re a part of this secret organization?
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Task: Make Intellectuals Meet at Springfield Observatory [x3] (5h, Springfield Observatory) Characters: Lisa, Comic Book Guy, Skinner If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Host Observatory Event (5h, Springfield Observatory)
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As you know, in this universe, we have daylight twenty-four seven. I recently have become concerned if the sun is ever blocked out.
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Absolute chaos. None of the bikes are equipped with reflective lights.
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Think larger! A frenzied riot of Asimovian proportions! Orgies everywhere! But it'll be too dark to watch them!
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Glaven Jehosefat! Now for the most important question: Is there an eclipse on the horizon?
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I've got a better question: what sort of genius built an observatory in a town where the sun is always shining?
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Shhh. You never know if the Sky Finger is listening.
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System Message
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New permanent jobs at the Springfield Observatory available for Skinner and Frink.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Space Shuttle Simulator placed
After buying the Space Shuttle Simulator:
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Excellent! Now we can earn some additional NARA stars through simulating the test of Hovinyashi NARU.
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Astro-Not
Astro-Not Pt. 1
After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
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Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?
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We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...
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Think bigger! The world is your oyster!
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Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!
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Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!
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A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.
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Task: Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda (12h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (10h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern) Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Astro-Not Pt. 2
After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
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Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!
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I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.
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I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?
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In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?
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Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?
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What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?
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Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.
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Task: Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life (1h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern) Characters: Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Astro-Not Pt. 3
After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
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By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.
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Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.
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Why give your money to those fancy college types?
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What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?
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You guys aren't being very supportive.
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After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.
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Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.
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Task: Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream (8h, Moe's Tavern) On job start:
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Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.
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All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.
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Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Astro-Not Pt. 4
After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:
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Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!
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Barney, are you drunk? What happened?
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Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!
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What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!
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It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.
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Drinks on *hic* me!!!
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Task: Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 2
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree.
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Now it's time for some hot yoga!
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Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views!
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Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now.
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Task: Make Jay Do Yoga (8h)
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You look a little... older than I remember.
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Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid.
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Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age.
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I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 3
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives?
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What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you.
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You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape!
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Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower.
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Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup!
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I'll have you know I'm an expert at the “lowering down” part of pushups.
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Task: Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Homer Shop for Broceries (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 4
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich!
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Sounds like my kind of lunch food!
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It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago.
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Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian?
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I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so “the aughts.” Why would you want to live without bacon?
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He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around.
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Task: Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Health Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here?
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It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow.
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And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out!
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Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now!
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No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store!
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A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place!
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I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts!
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System Message
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Check the Store now for new temporarily available items with new quests.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Big Jamshed Pt. 5
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri!
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Teehee, hi, Bart!
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Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging!
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Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food?
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In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?!
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Task: Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food [x6] (3h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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System Message
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Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what else Jay plans to do with the Kwik-E-Mart. Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Premium Gameplay
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster
Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 1
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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Finally, a store of my own! The junk food I sell will be healthy junk!
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That ain't happenin. Yer terrible food rots out mah stomach!
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That's only because the preservatives in your food have destroyed your gut's ability to produce stomach acid.
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Nah-uh! My home-grown stuff ain't gonna rot nowhere! At least once it's away from that super-fungus in the fields...
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You know what, awesome call! I'm going to open up a market to sell local foods! Cletus, you're a genius!
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Tell that to that gol-dern Tic Tac Toe-playin chicken I lost my house to.
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Task: Make Jay Convert Quick & Fresh to a Farmer's Market (12h, Quick & Fresh) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 2
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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I've never even heard of many of these crops, do you refrigerate them? Freeze them? Pickle them?
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Nah, these foods contain natural preservatives. They's last 'til time ends.
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Cletus's no-rot-tots are the secret ingredient in our Krusty Fries!
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Task: Make Jay Pick up Local Foods (2h, Cletus's Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hypocritical Millennial Hipster Pt. 3
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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It seems that there's a lot of interest from everyone in town selling their food in MY store!
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Tha's excellent! Here I can sell my moonshine to you shoe-wearing city-freaks!
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You do know that selling moonshine is illegal, right?
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According to your gummint, marrying your mother is, too. Your corrupt laws don't apply 'round here!
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They don't? Then I am going to sell some of those “bags of sugar” from the evidence locker.
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Perfect! I'll get last week's meat scraps. Better than just using it to poison the cafeteria rats.
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Task: Make Springfielders Sell Their Home Grown Food [x6] (4h, Quick & Fresh)
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Awesome! The store is filled with people selling their own food!
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And I get a profit cut!
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Now, if I just wait a little longer, the entire millennial population of Springfield will pour right in!
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That would be me!
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Umm... Is there any position open for a job here? I need some ramen money.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank
Police Tank Pt. 1
After buying the Police Tank:
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With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
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You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
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I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-* tank commercial!
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Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
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And everyone else for that matter.
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Task: Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station Task: Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial (4h, Police Tank) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 2
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
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You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
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But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
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We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
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Task: Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart (60m, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank [x3] (6h, Police Tank) Characters: Wiggum, Eddie, Lou Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 3
After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
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Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
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Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
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Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
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I don't think he's too clear on that.
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Task: Make Wiggum Fire the Tank (4h) On job start:
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With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
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Don't you mean incompetent?
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I know what I said, Lou!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Police Tank Pt. 4
After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
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Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
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Mission accomplished!
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Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
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And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
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Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
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Task: Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash (8h, Brown House) Task: Make Apu Clean up the Mess (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Destroyed Buildings Look
Dr. Nick's Remedies
After tapping on Dr. Nick's exclamation mark:
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Have you ever heard that “transfatty foods are bad for you?”
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To that, I say: “Get real, everybody!” Countries that eat trans fats dominate the world!
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But correlation doesn't equal causation.
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I never said it did. I just said that eating trans fats makes you great!
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Task: Make Dr. Nick Run a Seminar (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Discount Preserved Food [x6] (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Homer's Millennial Life Crisis
After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark:
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So Mr. Midlife Crisis, here to buy something hip off the menu?
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Hey! I may look like a Baby Boomer, but I was born a Gen X'er! And I feel like a Millennial. MTV, baby!
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Listen, you should really buy my oldschool jailbroken myPad.
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There's an app on it with access to my order-out menu. Eleven hundred dollars!
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Done and done!
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Task: Make Cool Homer Place Orders for Food (4h, Quick & Fresh)
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What gives? All I see on this myPad menu is chard, cauliflower and the laziest salads I've ever seen.
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What is a wedge salad anyway? It's just quartered iceberg lettuce with some junk on top.
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It's what you call pretention-chic daddy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Conform-o-meter impact
Item
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Rating
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Points
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Quick & Fresh
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Gluttony
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10
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Police Tank
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Bonus $ and XP
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2.5%
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Lincoln Memorial
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Vanity
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870
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Liberty Bell
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Obedience
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10
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Lisa Statue of Liberty
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Obedience Bonus $ and XP
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10 2.75%
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Cool Brown House
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Indolence
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10
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Other changes made
January 13 Update ("4_18_MuchApuAboutSomething_TieIn")
- Whenever a quest requires Marge to Walk Maggie, now the job is either to Walk Maggie or Take Maggie For a Walk, depending if Maggie is unlocked or not. The bug not showing the job on Marge is now fixed.
- Lucille Botzcowski was removed from the Characters inventory group.
- Walk Maggie now requires Maggie not to be unlocked instead of not having Maggie.
- Cool Homer's Break Into The Cool Brown House now pays out premium.
- Take Maggie For a Walk now requires Maggie to be unlocked instead of The End of the Beginning Pt. 1 to be started.
- Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie not owned) won't start again if Maggie is stored as it now requires Play Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie owned) to not be started.
- Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 and Pt. 6 now has Homer showing emotions in the text box.
- Springfield Heights' Leaderboard was added back.
- Biohazard Tower is now animated.
- Wooly Bully, X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular, Duff Center Arena, North Pole Station, White Witch Burns and Sophie Krustofsky had their description in the store and inventory screen removed.
- Buildings are no longer tappable in friend towns for the duration of the event.
- Imaginary Bears were removed from Other Springfield.
- Krustyland items that become unplacable on roads in November can now be placed on road again.
January 19 Update (4.18.6, "4_18_XMAS2015_Takedown")
Sources
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