List of Itchy and Scratchy cartoons

This is a list of the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons shown on The Simpsons. There are currently 72 of them. Template:TOCright

100-Yard Gash

Title Pun: 100-Yard Dash
Simpsons Episode: Lisa's First Word

Synopsis: The scene is at an Olympic Games. A fanfare is heard, and then the theme for Chariots of Fire begins playing. Scratchy is participating in the 100-Yard Dash event. Itchy nails Scratchy's skin to the floor. Scratchy takes off skinless and wins the race. Later, his skeleton is shown on a Wheaties box.

500-Yard Gash

Title Pun: 500-Yard Dash
Simpsons Episode: The Simpsons Hit & Run (video game)

This episode, which seems to be loosely based on "100-Yard Gash" (see above), appears in the video game The Simpsons Hit & Run once the player has collected all the collector cards. In this version, Itchy surreptitiously injects Scratchy with steroids just as the race is about to begin. At first, this makes Scratchy faster and stronger, allowing him to circle the earth several times in the time it takes Itchy to almost reach the finish line. However, the exertion takes its toll on Scratchy, and his heart literally explodes mere feet away from the finish line. The final scene shows Itchy on the winner's stand, holding Scratchy's head. This short is unique in that it was animated in cel-shaded 3D, like the rest of the game, as opposed to traditional animation.

500 Easy Pieces

Title pun: Five Easy Pieces

Simpsons Episode: Butterfinger commercial.

This is an ad for Butterfinger. Itchy puts the stethoscope in Scratchy's ear, then chomps on the Butterfinger and Scratchy shatters into pieces

A Briss Before Dying

Title Pun: A Kiss Before Dying
Simpsons episode: Today I Am a Clown

Sypnosis: Klezmer music. Itchy lies on a table between a congregation of Jewish mice and Scratchy, who is saying a Hebrew prayer: "Baruch atah adonai, alohienu melech haholahm, boray pur" (a familiar blessing said over wine). Scratchy then pulls out a scalpel to circumcise Itchy. Seeing the scalpel makes Itchy agitated. He jumps up on Scratchy's head, pulls his eyeballs out, and throws them out the window. Attacking Itchy, Scratchy cuts himself to pieces. Itchy picks them up and puts them through a mincer (the eyeballs reappear) and applies the product to the end of a tube, then blows it in a fireplace as if it were made of glass, turning it into a goblet. He wraps it and stamps on it while the other mice clap, shouting "Mazel Tov!" Krusty says "and that's what I believe in now! Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!"

Aah! Wilderness!

Title Pun: Ah! Wilderness! Eugene O'Neill's only comedy
Simpsons Episode: Boy-Scoutz N the Hood

Synopsis: Itchy ties Scratchy to the ground and uses him as a shelter to the thunder storm. Scratchy is then struck by lightning multiple times.

The Battle of Slaughter-Loo

Title Pun: The Battle of Waterloo
Simpsons Episode: The Wandering Juvie

Synopsis: This cartoon was edited for prison viewing. Itchy and Scratchy lead two armies against each other. As they run towards each other on the battlefield, they pull out bigger and better weapons. As they collide, the episode cuts to the mice celebrating victory.

Bang the Cat Slowly

Title Pun: Bang the Drum Slowly
Simpsons Episode: Stark Raving Dad

Synopsis: It's Scratchy's birthday. Itchy puts a bomb into a box and Scratchy screams, allowing Itchy to pull his tongue out and use it to wrap the box. Scratchy's tongue snaps back into his mouth and the box lodges itself in his throat. It explodes, launching his head and party hat into the air. His hat lands first on his neck, then his head falls and is impaled on the hat.

The Beagle Has Landed

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Poochie's debut on the show.

Title Pun: The Eagle Has Landed
Simpsons Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: This episode marks the debut of Poochie. Itchy and Scratchy are in a car together on their way to the fireworks factory on the way they pass signs indicated how much further they have till they get there. On the way they run into new character Poochie (voiced by Homer Simpson) who goes on a long rap to introduce himself and illustrate how "Hip" & "Extreme" he is and also how much attitude he has (note the sunglasses) and finishes by telling children watching to always recycle to the extreme. Poochie drives past the fireworks factory.

After the Simpson family and relatives watched the episode, Ned Flanders calls Itchy and Scratchy "Impy and Chimpy"

Bleeder of the Pack

Title Pun: Leader of the Pack
Simpsons Episode: C.E. D'oh

Synopsis: "Rock Around the Clock" on the soundtrack. Officer Scratchy is minding his own business, talking to a civilian, until troublemaker Itchy chains Scratchy's tail to the parking meter. Scratchy takes off on his motorcycle, chasing Itchy, and his skin gets torn off his body (a reference to American Graffiti). Two 'Itchy' mice in an ambulance take him onboard a plane that the Big Bopper, Richie Valens, and Buddy Holly are riding. After Scratchy notices they were turned into vampires, the plane crashes.

The Buck Chops Here

Title Pun: The Buck Stops Here
Simpsons Episode: Burns' Heir

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy take a tour of the federal mint. Itchy clobbers Scratchy with a bag full of money and prints Scratchy into money. Itchy circulates the Scratchy bills to smoking dogs at a tycoon convention, who burn them to light their cigars.

Burning Down the Mouse

Title Pun: Burning Down the House
Simpsons Episode: Homer Goes to College

Synopsis: Itchy is tied to a pole and Scratchy puts unusually large explosives around Itchy, including two nuclear bombs (before the cartoon starts, Lisa excitedly says that it's "the one where Scratchy finally kills Itchy"). Just as Scratchy is about to blast Itchy, the Simpsons' TV is unplugged. The cartoon is over when it comes back on (Krusty then says that there's no way they'll ever be allowed to show that again in a million years; Bart and Lisa are highly furious).

Burning Love

Title Pun: Burning Love

Simpsons Episode: Krusty Gets Busted

Synopsis: Scratchy is sleeping outside and Itchy fires a burning arrow at him, setting him alight.

Butter Off Dead

Title Pun: Better Off Dead
Simpsons Episode: Little Girl in the Big Ten

Synopsis: In an agricultural setting (probably in a Mennonite society) Itchy runs out of butter. As farmer Scratchy visits farmer Itchy (both of them are dressed like Amish men, complete with beards), Itchy shoves Scratchy into a cow's mouth, and an inside view of the cow shows Scratchy being digested by its four stomachs. Itchy then milks the digested Scratchy out of the cow and pours the milk into a butter churn to create his own "I Can't Believe It's Not Scratchy!" butter. When he spreads this on his toast, Scratchy's eyeballs are seen, and after saying a quick prayer Itchy chomps down on the toast.

Candle in the Wound

Title Pun: Candle in the Wind
Simpsons Episode: Treehouse of Horror IX

Synopsis: See here.

Cat Splat Fever

Title Pun: Cat Scratch Fever
Simpsons Episode: Radio Bart

Synopsis: Scratchy thinks Itchy wants to take his own life by jumping into a well and thus jumps into it to save him. Itchy never did though and Scratchy is eaten by an alligator waiting. When his ghost as an angel rises upwards, Itchy takes out his gun and shoots him. This episode is "Dedicated to Timmy O'Toole."

Circus of the Scars

Title Pun: Circus of the Stars
Simpsons Episode: The Bart Wants What it Wants

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy are trapeze artists in a circus. While swinging towards each others, Scratchy hanging with his hands, Itchy with his legs, Itchy pulls out two knives and cuts Scratchy's hands off. Scratchy falls on the safety net, which slices him into dices. An elephant standing there starts eating the pieces of Scratchy as if they were peanuts.

(Bart and his girlfriend Greta Wolfcastle watch this episode on a DVD. In the DVD commentary, Scratchy says that the episode was filmed at 4:00 A.M. and the crew was very cranky; Itchy shows up and cuts his head off.)

Come Flay with Me

Title Pun: Come Fly with Me
Simpsons Episode: He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs

Synopisis: Scratchy is on a plane with various versions of Itchy. A large Itchy gives him less room. A baby screams in his ears making them bleed. A attendant comes by and Scratchy's hand gets cut off. A passenger in front of him pulls the seat back squeezing him. The attendant opens the luggage case and various weapons come out and attack Scratchy. The attendant says the passengers will stay for 3 more hours and Scratchy screams in horror.

Dazed And Contused

Title Pun: Dazed and Confused
Simpsons Episode: The Front

Synopsis: Itchy is hitting Scratchy - relatively gently - on the head with a mallet. Itchy laughs each time as Scratchy says "Ow". At the end they both say "Kids! Say no to drugs!".

(This extremely tepid episode of I&S is the one that prompted Bart and Lisa to write their own episodes)

Deaf Comedy Blam!

Title Pun: Def Comedy Jam
Simpsons Episode: In Marge We Trust

Synopsis: Scratchy is an ear trauma patient. Itchy uses his stethoscope with his ears and stretches it until he reaches a French nuclear testing site. When the bomb explodes the sound travels through the stethoscope until it reaches Scratchy and makes his head explode; a patient leans over to tell him to be quiet.

Esophagus Now

Title Pun: Apocalypse Now
Simpsons Episode: Lisa the Vegetarian

Synopsis: Scratchy is dining at a restaurant and orders a steak. Itchy is the waiter and while Scratchy is putting on his napkin Itchy sneaks under the table and shaves off a section of Scratchy's fur pulling out his stomach without him noticing. Itchy serves it as rare steak decorated with an olive. Scratchy starts to eat it but the chunk he chews on goes down his throat and out his stomach back onto the plate. This situation is repeated three more times. Itchy hands Scratchy the bill (which is $100). When Scratchy sees the bill he shrieks and his head explodes.

Field of Screams

Title Pun: Field of Dreams

Part 1

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy continuously bonk each other with baseball bats until a squirrel resembling Marge comes along and tells Itchy and Scratchy to stop what they're doing. Itchy knocks off the squirrel's head and the two nemeses shake hands.

Part 2

Simpsons Episode: Like Father, Like Clown

Synopsis: Scratchy and his son are playing catch in the park. Itchy and son slices Scratchy and son with a combine. Itchy and son play catch using Scratchy's head as the ball.

Flay Me To The Moon

Title Pun: Fly Me To The Moon
Simpsons Episode: Homer the Heretic, Another Simpsons Clip Show

Synopsis: Scratchy read of a space launch in the paper. Itchy sneaks into his house, and pulls his tongue out like a fishing-line, runs outside and ties it to the spaceship. It takes off, with Scratchy's tongue unwinding to enormous proportions until the vessel orbits the moon twice and ties a knot around it with the tongue. This pulls the moon towards the earth, and Scratchy only noticing now, panics and hides in his closet. The moon crushes his house with him inside. Inside NASA headquarters, 'Itchy' mice celebrate a successful mission and drink champagne.

Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Title Pun: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Simpsons Episode: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

Synopsis: Scratchy is reading a newspaper. As he hears his doorbell ring, he sees Itchy at the door, disguised as a baby. The minute Scratchy picks up Itchy, Itchy breaks the bottle in half and stabs Scratchy with it. Itchy steals Scratchy's TV and runs off, with Scratchy saying his last words: "Why, my only son?".

Trivia

• Scratchy's final words "Why, my only son?" were deleted in 2003 for some unknown reason.

• In the Latin American dub of this episode, Scratchy's voice sounds like Bart Simpson.

Four Funerals and a Wedding

Title Pun: Four Weddings and a Funeral
Simpsons Episode: A Star Is Burns

Synopsis: Scratchy is getting married with a girl cat. During the ceremony Itchy changes the bride into one made entirely of explosives, and lights the fuses. We see Scratchy kissing his newlywed wife, feeding her with wedding cake. After this we see Scratchy sitting on a sofa next to his wife, while two children, also made entirely of explosives are playing on the floor. Finally, we can see old Scratchy, with his wife, still fuses ignited, sitting calmly on the porch of an old folks home in rocking chairs. Wife finally explodes, taking Scratchy with her. Old Itchy runs to the scene, laughing to Scratchy's burnt remains. Suddenly, Itchy grasps his chest, grunts and falls to the floor dead.

This short won the Springfield Film Festival award for Oustanding Animated Short.

From Here To Infirmity

Title Pun: From Here to Eternity
Simpsons Episode: HOMR

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy are making out and moaning on the beach when Itchy drags a shark and Scratchy kisses it instead. The shark tears him apart and the director of the show stops it for the commercials. Itchy starts smoking a cigarette and a mutilated Scratchy soon joins him. The episode ends with Itchy, Scratchy and the director coughing up tobacco.

Germs of Endearment

Title Pun: Terms of Endearment
Simpsons Episode: Marge in Chains

Synopsis: Scratchy visits Dr. Itchy and wants Itchy to do a tonsillectomy exam on him. Itchy opens Scratchy's mouth and ties Scratchy's organs to a brick and tosses the brick out the window. Scratchy dives out the window and puts his organs back where they belong, and lands on a cactus.

The Glass Moan-agerie

Title Pun: The Glass Menagerie
Simpsons Episode: Girly Edition

Synopsis: Scratchy applies for an apprenticeship with Itchy, who runs a store selling glass sculpture. Itchy accepts the offer, and tosses him into the kiln. After Itchy blows Scratchy into a glass "NO VACANCY" sign for a motel, he sits and admires his finished work while sipping a drink with a female mouse in the pool.

Good Cats, Bad Choices

Title Pun: Good Times, Bad Times

Simpsons Episode: Bart After Dark

Synopsis: The setting is a talk show, and Scratchy is the guest. "Says mouse friend mistreats him" reads the caption. Backstage, Itchy feels he is the victim, and goes on-stage with a broken bottle. Scratchy "doesn't know slashing is imminent", but panics when reading this last caption. His nemesis joins him -- applause from the audience -- raises the bottle, and...(at this point the cartoon is interrupted).

House of Pain (also called "This Old Mouse")

Title Pun: House of Pain / This Old House
Simpsons Episode: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Synopis.Scratchy is tied up in the wodd collum while Itchy impales and kills Scratchy with a nail and hanging a picture of themselves

Hold that Feline

Title pun: Hold that line, a typical instruction to chat show callers
Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy kicks Scratchy an exploding football, and his eyes fall out, then Itchy gives him bombs and Scratchy explodes.

I'm Getting Buried in the Morning

Title Pun: I'm getting married in the morning, first line of Get Me to the Church on Time from My Fair Lady
Simpsons Episode: Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Itchy & Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat

Title Pun: Fritz the Cat
Simpsons Episode: The Day the Violence Died

Synopsis: A pornographic 1970s-style I&S cartoon. Itchy is attempting to pick up a prostitute when he sees Scratchy driving by in a car. When Scratchy gets out of the car, Itchy pours gasoline on him and sets him alight with a cigarette. The only known version of the cartoon is a bootleg video that Comic Book Guy owned. It was presumably only available in bootleg form "because of its frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption". Despite the title, Fritz the Cat does not actually appear in the cartoon.

Itchy & Scratchy Movie Trailer

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The title card for Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: Is the promotional trailer for "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie" (Movie plot, see below) Itchy shaves Scratchy fur off, scribbles his face with a marker and blows his brain out. Also shown some "scenes" from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circlar saw; and Itchy dress up some dynamite as a "female cat", who Scratchy falls in love with. at the end of the trailer, a voiceover says: " Fifty-three percent new footage"

Kitchen Kut-Ups

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy tries to stab Scratchy with a knife.

Kitty-Kill Condition

Title Pun: Critical Condition
Simpsons Episode: The Heartbroke Kid

Synopsis: Scratchy visits the feline cardiologist (Itchy). When Itchy brings Scratchy in for a stress test, he speeds up the treadmill, building up Scratchy's stress, to the point Scratchy has a heart attack. Itchy takes out Scratchy's heart and the heart runs all over the treatment room. Itchy catches the heart, sticks dynamite in it and puts the heart back in Scratchy's belly. Itchy shows a picture of him with Scratchy's wife, causing Scratchy to die. During Scratchy's funeral, the dynamite explodes and kills everyone.

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Title Pun: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Simpsons Episode: Brother from the Same Planet

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy are at a bowling alley. Itchy pulls Scratchy's tongue into the ball returner. Itchy then lights a bomb and bowls it down to the end. As the bomb comes back up the returner Scratchy tries sawing his tongue in half to save himself but the bomb appears before him and explodes. Itchy sells Scratchy's remains to dogs who are seen eating them.

Last Traction Hero

Title Pun: The Last Action Hero
Simpsons Episode: Itchy & Scratchy Land

Synopsis: Scratchy is working out at a gym, and bulks up. Itchy continuously pokes Scratchy in the chest with a needle, causing Scratchy to bleed heavily. Then Itchy chops off his biceps and pectoral muscles, revealing them bloodily severed. After that, they announce Itchy and Scratchy Land is opening, and to celebrate they are cutting ticket prices in half for a week. Itchy stabs Scratchy in the head with scissors, blood pouring out the other end. Scratchy removes the scissors (now with his brain attached) and drools. (One of the goriest)

Let them Eat Scratchy

Title Pun: Let Them Eat Cake
Simpsons Episode: Bart Gets an F

Synopsis Scratchy is chasing Itchy, armed with a sword, until Itchy cuts off Scratchy's head using a guillotine. Itchy sticks dynamite in Scratchy's mouth and Scratchy's head explodes.

Little Barbershop of Horrors

Title Pun: The Little Shop of Horrors
Simpsons Episode: The Front

Synopsis: Scratchy goes to a barber shop for a haircut, with Itchy as the barber. Itchy then pours Barbecue sauce on Scratchy, whose head is eaten by ants, leaving behind his skull. Itchy then propels Scratchy into the air, and into Elvis Presley's television. Elvis comments that "This show ain't no good" and shoots the TV. First chapter that is written by Bart and Lisa. This is the only episode so-far to had an ending theme performed by an unknown singer (The song is similar to the opening only in a piano version).

Manhattan Madness

Simpsons Episode: The Day the Violence Died

Synopsis: The very first Itchy cartoon (In canon) paroding Oswald the Lucky Rabbit name. The plot revolves Itchy (looking noticeably different due to this cartoon being drawn by Itchy's original creator Chester J. Lampwick) strutting around Manhattan while decides to hurt people throughout the day. The victims include an Irish person (who was ringed through an old washing machine starting with his beard) and Theodore Roosevelt (who was decapitated with an axe). Itchy winks at the screen and the cartoon ends.

Messenger of Death

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy blows Scratchy's head off with a bazooka.

Moo Goo Gai Pain

Title Pun: Moo goo gai pan
Simpsons Episode: Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Synopsis: Scratchy notices an "All You Can Eat Cat Special" at a Chinese restaurant; unfortunately, he's on the menu. The result, Itchy chops him up, sprinkles spices on his pieces, and then eaten by the customers.

My Bloody Valentine

Title Pun: My Funny Valentine, My Bloody Valentine
Simpsons Episode: I Love Lisa

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy give each other valentine's day gifts, and while Scratchy gives Itchy a heart-shaped card, Itchy gives Scratchy his own real heart! At home, Scratchy reads a newspaper saying he needs a heart to stay alive. Scratchy dies before he can reach it, as it is sitting on his mantle piece.

My Dinner With Itchy

Title Pun: My Dinner With Andre
Simpsons Episode: Homer Defined

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy are dining at a fine restaurant and are about to drink wine. However, Scratchy decides to drink the wine first thus figuring out that Itchy actually gave him carbonic acid. After noticing his lower body is nothing but his own skeleton, Itchy throws his 'wine' into Scratchy's eyes. Screaming in pain, Scratchy runs into the street where he is run over by a streetcar.

Nazi Supermen are our Superiors

Synopsis: This episode was only referenced at in the episode Itchy & Scratchy Land. While we don't know for sure if it is an I&S cartoon, we do know that Roger Meyers Sr. produced it in 1938, and was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world."

O Solo Meow

Title Pun: 'O Sole Mio
Simpsons Episode: When Flanders Failed

Synopsis: Scratchy is at an Italian type restaurant, Itchy serves Scratchy spaghetti with a bomb. Scratchy eats the food, and while swallowing, he notices the fuse. Panicking, Scratchy runs out, hits his head to the door frame, and is beheaded. Rest of his body runs out and explodes.

Par for the Corpse

Title Pun(s): Par for the Corps, Par for the Course
Simpsons Episode: Blame it on Lisa

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy play golf. Itchy uses Scratchy's head as the golf ball and Scratchy's head reaches the moon.

Pinitchio

Title Pun: Pinnocchio
Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy Land

Synopsis: Scratchy, a woodworker, has just finished making a wooden doll that looks just like Itchy. Scratchy says "Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!". Then Pinitchio says "I promise I will never hurt you." Then instantaneously, Pinitchio's wooden nose grows several feet, its razor-sharp point impaling Scratchy's head. Scratchy screams, "OUCH-A!"

Planet of the Aches

Title Pun: Planet of the Apes
Simpsons Episode: Bart of Darkness

Synoposis: A season finale episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show featured on the season finale of the Krusty The Klown Show. The plot involves Itchy placing Scratchy behind a cinderblock wall, and sealing him in there for 3,000 years. Three millenniums later, futuristic Itchy-like mice (with bulging heads due to their excessively large brains) open up the wall with lasers. They come to find Scratchy, who has lost much of his weight, grew a beard, and is close to death. The mice nurse helps Scratchy back to health, dress him, and groom him with their telekinetic powers. Lastly, he is taken to a large Flavian-esque amphitheater where all the mice smile delinquently. They then use their telekinetic powers to launch blades and knives at Scratchy, ultimately dismembering and disemboweling him as the audience applauds.

After the cartoon ended, Krusty The Klown announced that he would be leaving for the remainder of the summer, and that episodes of Klassic Krusty would follow.

Porch Pals

The new version of Itchy and Scratchy as edited by Marge.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Sypnosis: This lovey-dovey Itchy and Scratchy cartoon is the antithesis to the violent Itchy and Scratchy cartoons. Itchy and Scratchy drink lemonade on the porch, dancing together and at the end of the episode, Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story. It featured special introductory titles with a new theme song indicating the pair now "Love and Share" (Literally, you can see Itchy has a heart and Scratchy with some wrapped gifts) instead of "Fight and Bite". This may have also been the first I&S cartoon where the pair actually speak, using radically different voices than heard later in the series and their eye pupils are more bigger than usual.

Remembrance of Things Slashed

Title Pun: Remembrance of Things Past
Simpsons Episode: "The Day the Violence Died"

Synopsis: Itchy is upset after reading the newspaper saying that Scratchy has died of an illness. Scratchy comes back as a ghost to haunt Itchy. Itchy tries to stab Scratchy but the knife goes through him. Itchy then sucks him up with a vacuum cleaner and blows him out into the freezer. When Scratchy is frozen solid, Itchy chips the eyes out and uses them as ice cubes in his drink.

Reservoir Cats

Special Guest Star: Quentin Tarantino

Title Pun: Reservoir Dogs Simpsons Episode: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

Synopsis: In this episode, a pastiche of Reservoir Dogs, Itchy is seen splashing gasoline over Scratchy and cutting his ear off with a penknife to Steelers' Wheel's Stuck in the Middle With You (as in the movie Reservoir Dogs). A cartoon Quentin Tarantino then appears and says, "What I'm trying to say is that violence is everywhere, man, it's like even in breakfast cereals..." At that point Itchy sharpens his knife and chops Tarantino's head off. Itchy and Scratchy high-five and dance around Tarantino's freshly decapitated body, similar to a dance scene in his film Pulp Fiction.

Scar Trek: The Next Laceration

Title Pun: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Simpsons Episode: Deep Space Homer

Synopsis: Scratchy is cruising in his spaceship. Itchy pops out of his stomach and tosses Scratchy into the airlock and hits the "Blow Hatch" button. Scratchy quickly dons his spacesuit before being blown out into space. Itchy then emerges from the ship in a space pod like that of 2001: A Space Odyssey and cuts Scratchy in half using Saturn's rings (which act as a sawblade), then removes Scratchy's space helmet, causing Scratchy's head to inflate. Itchy then punctures Scratchy's inflated eye with a pin, causing blood to splatter everything in the scene. A warning appears after the cartoon, announcing : This cartoon contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by small children.

Scratch-tasia

Scratch-tasia.

Title Pun: Fantasia
Simpsons Episode: Itchy & Scratchy Land

Synopsis: Scratchy appears as a sorcerer's apprentice (like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia), brandishing an axe. He attacks Itchy, which splits him into several smaller Itchies that start to attack Scratchy. Scratchy attacks again chopping until the Itchies are nothing more than pink powder. He sighs and accidentally inhales the powder. Inside his body, countless microscopic Itchies attack his cells with axes, causing him to rapidly age and turn into dust. This is rare for featuring Itchy violently attacked by Scratchy.

Screams From a Mall

Title Pun: Scenes from a Mall
Simpsons Episode: The Front

Synopsis: Scratchy is shopping at a mall. Itchy nails his feet to the escalator. Scratchy gets caught in the escalator and gets his fur torn off. Itchy sells Scratchy's fur at a fur shop. A rich couple buys Scratchy's fur and Scratchy takes his fur back. He leaves the mall, only to be beaten by animal rights activists for wearing fur.

Skinless in Seattle

Title Pun: Sleepless in Seattle
Simpsons Episode: Bart Sells His Soul

Synopsis: Scratchy is supposed to meet his lover at the Space Needle, but this is actually just one of Itchy's schemes to kill Scratchy. Itchy throws down a penny but it misses Scratchy, who is lovesick for his mystery lover and oblivious to Itchy's attempted murder. Miniature souvenir Space Needles also fail to kill Scratchy; instead they form an ironic heart shape around him. Visibly annoyed, Itchy then saws off the top half of the Space Needle, which hits Scratchy in the eye as he looks up. Scratchy runs around in agony with half the Space Needle stuck in his eyeball.

The Sound of Silencers

Title Pun: The Sound of Silence
Simpsons Episode: Bart the Murderer

Various suspect animals, including Scratchy are up on a wall. Itchy, as a policeman, is wondering who caused the crime. Obviously, he picks Scratchy and shoots him until he bleeds very badly. Itchy then pauses, and shoots him again writing "The End" on Scratchy's bloody body using his gun.

Spay Anything

Title Pun: Say Anything
Simpsons Episode: Cape Feare

Synopsis: Scratchy walks along Itchy's Cat Hospital and looks at a sign that says "We Pay Your Pet $75". The minute Scratchy enters the hospital, Itchy reveals the sign said "We Spay Your Pet $75"! Two bulldogs strap Scratchy to a table and Itchy turns on the spaying mechanism. To save himself, Scratchy has to use the fine maneuvers of James Bond to deactivate the spaying machine, only he uses his tongue to unplug the machine! Scratchy feels relieved, but Itchy plugs the machine in again and the laser slices Scratchy to pieces. In deleted scene shown in the DVD, Itchy sews Scratchy back together, then gives Scratchy the medical bill. After Scratchy sees the bill, he shoots himself.

Steamboat Itchy

Steamboat Itchy.

Title Pun: Steamboat Willie
Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: First to show Itchy and Scratchy together. Essentially a parody of Steamboat Willie ending with Itchy (In the Mickey Mouse role) shooting Scratchy's (as Pete's role) legs off at the knees with a Tommy Gun and shoving his head in the furnace. It then ends with an iris in on Scratchy's burned head.

Sundae Bloody Sundae

Title Pun: Sunday Bloody Sunday
Simpsons Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Synopsis: Itchy is working as a soda jerk. Scratchy comes along and orders a drink. Itchy puts Scratchy into a glass and blends him into a drink.

Tears Of A Clone

Title Pun: Tears of a Clown
Simpsons Episode: Little Big Mom

Synopsis: Scratchy has recently died, and mourners (including Poochie from "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show") visit his coffin at a funeral. Itchy is depressed and alcoholic without Scratchy, and he reminisces about all the times he killed him. He looks at a newspaper headline about a cloned sheep (Resembling Dolly the cloned Sheep) and he decides to make clones of Scratchy. He builds a cloning machine using a sample of Scratchy's blood from a meat cleaver to make Scratchy clones. As the clones come out from the machine, Itchy kills them all using various weapons. He can't keep up with the rate of the machine, similar to the famous I Love Lucy conveyor belt gag. After getting tired of killing Scratchy by hand, he builds a killing machine and puts it directly after the cloning machine. When the blood of the clones sprays out of the machine it spells "THE END" on the wall.

That Happy Cat

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: The first Scratchy cartoon. Scratchy in a 20's style cartoon walks down the street whistling while wearing a hat. He stops and tips his hat forward, rocks backwards and forwards then continues walking. The cartoon was 14 seconds long and, needless to say, did very poorly.

To Kill a Talking Bird

Title Pun: To Kill a Mockingbird
Simpsons Episode: Jaws Wired Shut

Synopsis: This is a cinema notice. Itchy and Scratchy and the other animals in the theater's audience grow annoyed with a duck talking too loud on his cell phone. Itchy and Scratchy replace the duck's phone with dynamite, killing it. Then, Itchy removes Scratchy's intestines from his body to write "Please No Talking" on the screen.

The Un-Natural

Title Pun: The Natural
Simpsons Episode: I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Synopsis: Scratchy strikes out and meets Itchy with steroids. Scratchy takes them and hits a very long home run. Scratchy then goes to court and testifies guilty. He gets too big and the whole court is destroyed. Scratchy falls and Abe Lincoln hits him with the Washington Monument.

According to Kent Brockman, this cartoon has won an Annie Award.

What's Nuked, Pussycat?

Title Pun: What's New Pussycat?
Simpsons Episode: Fraudcast News

In an episode written and directed by C. Montgomery Burns, Scratchy is protesting outside the Nuclear Power Plant, when Itchy spears him with a forklift truck, telling Scratchy about the benefits of nuclear power, such as generating energy for the local orphanage and hospital. When Scratchy suggests that Wind Power is cheap and safe, Itchy chops Scratchy's head off with the blades of a wind turbine. An eagle flies into shot, looking like Mr Burns (and voiced by Mr Burns), telling viewers that "Nuclear Power is your friend, and so is Monty Burns". Scratchy's head tells viewers to "vote Republican", with Itchy saying "God Bless America!", before adding "This cartoon was made in Korea."

Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?

Title Pun: Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
Simpsons Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Scratchy pays Itchy for a bungee jump in the volcano, and Itchy cuts open Scratchy's belly and ties his intestines. Then he shoves in the volcano, and as soon as he is about to plunge in the lava, the intestines hold on. As Scratchy sighs with relief, Itchy fills his intestines with gasoline. Scratchy tries to hold the gasoline inside but he bursts and is reduced to cinders by the lava.

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie!

Simpsons Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie & The Simpsons Movie

Synopsis:

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie: Only a short scene that runs very fast is shown: Scratchy is tied to a train track. Itchy tries to get into a train to over Scratchy, but must get a degree to ride first. The result? Itchy goes off to train-driving school, studies madly, passes, receives a degree, attends the achievement celebration, applies for a job and at last hops into the train. Scratchy quickly tries to untie himself, though does not manage in time and is run over. All that remains is Scrathy's severed arms still trying to untangle the rope.

Itchy and Scratchy 2: As astronauts, Itchy and Scratchy have landed on the moon. There, Itchy impales Scratchy several times with the flag they were going to plant on the surface and cracks his air helmet open, causing Scratchy to apparently die of deoxidation. Back on Earth, Itchy is praised as a hero for being the first mouse on the moon and inexplicably becomes President, with Hillary Clinton as Vice President. It has been made apparent that Scratchy died on his own and Itchy tried to save him. However, Itchy discovers that Scratchy is still alive and going to tell everyone the truth. After desperately thinking (in scenes that resemble John F. Kennedy during the Cuban Missile Crisis), Itchy decides to launch an "accidental" missile launch towards the moon. As Scratchy screams, all the missiles enter his mouth, save for one which reveals a small boot-like contraption inside it and kicks him, causing him to explode.

Unnamed Cartoons

Simpsons Episode: Whacking Day

Synopsis: In Black-and-white footage, Scratchy is led though a crowd à la Lee Harvey Oswald. Itchy leaps out and shoots Scratchy. We hear someone say “He’s got a gun!”.
Note:Guest Director Oliver Stone

Simpsons episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: In a World War II-era cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy pummel Adolf Hitler to a fine mess before turning on each other. President Franklin Roosevelt appears and kicks the remains of Hitler and Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign saying "save scrap iron".

Simpsons episode: The Girl Who Slept Too Little

Synopsis: Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical Cats. After a few seconds at the boring show, Scratchy shoots himself. The audience member beside him gets covered in blood.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a mallet. Scratchy feels around for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs and gives them to Scratchy, who thinks they are his eyes. He puts them in his eye-sockets and goes to comb his hair. He sees the lighted bombs in the mirror he is using and then explodes.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who has an apple on his head. Itchy shoots the arrow and it hits the apple. As Scratchy feels relieved, the arrow is revealed to have pierced a tank of Carbonic Acid which falls on Scratchy, who is burned to the bones. He is then seen running and screaming in pain.

Simpsons Episode: You Kent Always Say What You Want

Synopsis: Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a lady cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the lady cat explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals.
Note:Because of large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors are fired, and Krusty dubs his voice over the cartoon, sounding very uninterested. He reckons that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife.

Simpsons Episode The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw, when Poochie (With Homer Simpson's voice) shows to say something important. His mouth dosen't move while we can heard Roger Meyers Jr voice saying "My Planet needs me". The animation cell is lifted off the animation and the end of the episode a handwritten note says "Poochie died on his way home"

The Itchy & Scratchy Show
Characters
Brown-Nose Bear • Dinner Dog • Disapproving squirrel • Disgruntled Goat • Flatulent Fox • Itchy • Itchy, Jr. • Itchy the Gritch • Itchy's mother • Klu Klux Clam • Ms. Mouse • Poochie • Rich Uncle Skeleton • Scratchy • Mrs. Scratchy • Scratchy, Jr. • Uncle Ant
Cast and crew
June Bellamy • Al Jean • Krusty the Clown • Chester Lampwick • Jeff Martin • George Meyer • Roger Meyers, Jr. • Roger Meyers, Sr. • Phil Muhlstock • Mike Reiss • Sam Simon • Abraham Simpson • Bart Simpson • Homer Simpson • Lisa Simpson • John Swartzwelder • Jon Vitti
Merchandise
The Best of Itchy and Scratchy • Grand Theft Scratchy: Blood Island • Grand Theft Scratchy: Itchy City Stories • Itchy and Scratchy 'I Can Bleed' Reader • Itchy and Scratchy Abattoir Antics! • Itchy and Scratchy First Aid Kit • Itchy and Scratchy Home Taxidermy Set • Itchy and Scratchy Lawn Darts • Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie The Novel • Itchy and Veronica • Itchy & Scratchy animation cel • Itchy & Scratchy Bits • Itchy & Scratchy Cologne • The Itchy & Scratchy Movie • Itchy & Scratchy on Ice • Itchy vs Scratchy
Locations
Itchy and Scratchy Historical Society Anvil Museum • Euro-Itchy & Scratchy Land • Itchy & Scratchy International • Itchy & Scratchy Land • The Itchy & Scratchy Store
Songs
Theme Song • Movie Theme Song • Non-Violent Theme Song • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Future Theme Song
Miscellaneous
Itchy & Scratchy's Christmas on Ice • List of Itchy and Scratchy cartoons • Slaughter is the Best Medicine