The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update

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"If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!"

―Event teaser from the Burns' Casino Act 3 questline.

"It turns out the casino craze was just a craze – who knew - but what’s next for our favorite town? A dustup over dirt? More casinos? Well, probably not that. We’ll figure out some new ideas after we go on that team building low ropes course Gary suggested.
New characters, new buildings and new stories are coming soon!
Stay tuned!"

―Event teaser on the App Store.

"Grass may be greener and concrete cleaner, but it's on DIRT that duels are done. Play our update coming soon, get new dirt tiles for your town, and prepare for a showdown!"

―Event teaser on the Facebook page.

"Remember, X marks the spot, XX means poison, and XXX is moonshine. Don’t mix them up, and play our update coming soon to find Springfield’s secret treasure!"

―2nd Event teaser on the Facebook page.

"Springfield is heading west! (Or maybe it already was west? We’re still not really sure on its location.) With dirt roads, old timey buildings, bandits, and a treasure trove of gold, you’ll be dying of dysentery before you can shoot a buffalo.
Play today to:

• Change the look of your town with dirt!
• Save your town from invading bandits!
• Hunt for hidden gold!
• Unlock unique animated scenes with every Act and see the story come to life!
• And much much more!"

―Event Description on the App Store.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update , was released on April 19, 2016 and was the one hundred and twentyfifth content update. It was teased by EA on the Burns' Casino Act 3 questline, on the App Store on the Burns' Casino Takedown update and on April 17th and 18th on the game's Facebook page.

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes Gummy Joe 740 Act 1 Prize. Unlocks with 1st prize of Act 2 and 3 if not unlocked in Act 1. Luke Stetson Unlocks with Hootenanny Barn. Buck McCoy Unlocks with Wild West Film Set. Tumbleweed 1.190 Act 2 Prize.

Skins

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes Cowboy Homer 7.490 Act 1 Prize. The Kid With No Name 20.720 Act 2 Prize. Prairie Maggie 65 Longshot Skinner 18.560 Act 3 Prize. Outlaw Snake 9.200 Act 2 Prize. Wes Doobner Unlocks with Wes Doobner's Rib Huts.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Notes Town Plaza 6s FREE Event Unlocked after starting Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2. General Store Unlocked after starting Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5. Bank 4h 15.860 Installing New Vault Door Act 1 Prize. Corral 33.320 Walking Animals In Circles Act 2 Prize. Top Chop Barber Shop 15.860 Sweeping Up Trimmings Act 1 Prize. Ordnance Express 3.890 Filling Bandoliers Act 2 Prize. Part and Parcel Postal 9.200 Sending Important Messages Act 3 Prize. Wilted Rose 6s 60 Fulfilling Fantasies and Nightmares Hootenanny Barn 8h 125 Swinging Partners Unlocks Luke Stetson. Blacksmith 9.200 Forging Simple Things Dramatically Act 3 Prize. Sneed's Feed & Seed 6s 90 Scooping Seed & Feed Wes Doobner's Rib Huts 8h 25.580 Slathering Sauces Act 1 Prize. Unlocks Wes Doobner. Wild West Film Set 6s 150 Robbing Springfielders Unlocks Buck McCoy.

Returning

Image Name Building time Costs Task Returns from Fort Sensible 6s 65 Boring School Children Whacking Day, Clash of Clones and Winter 2015

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes Cactus Rock 320 Day 1, 11 Act 1 General Store Prize. 340 Day 4, 29 Act 1 and 3 General Store Prize. 80 Day 14, 24 Act 2 General Store Prize. Stage Coach 2.360 Act 1 Prize. Hitched Horse 20 Day 1, 32 Act 1 and 3 General Store Prize. Bloodbath Gulch Sign 25 Day 9 Act 1 General Store Prize. Frontier Cemetery 3.890 Act 3 Prize. Frontier Water Tower 1.190 Mortician Carriage 3.890 Horse Trough 10 Day 15, 36, 39 Act 2 and 3 General Store Prize. Wooden Barrel 10 Day 21 Act 2 General Store Prize. Wooden Barrels 170 Day 31 Act 3 General Store Prize. 120 Day 38 Explosives 160 Day 33 Covered Wagon 350 Day 29, 40 Forgotten Gold Treasure FREE Unlocked after starting The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 5. Rock Pile 320 Day 5, 10 Act 1 General Store Prize. 340 Day 19, 27 Act 2 General Store Prize. 260 Day 18, 35 Act 2 and 3 General Store Prize. Rock Pillar 320 Day 3 Act 1 General Store Prize. 170 Day 7, 13 120 Day 22 Act 2 General Store Prize. Frontier Fence 250 Day 2, 6, 8, 12, 16, 20, 23, 30, 34, 37, 41 General Store Prize. Hot Springs 45 Cow Tongues 45,000 Carl's Dad Caverns 27.290 Act 3 Prize. Old Mine 180 Quicksand 45 Frink's Mechano Spider 130 Princess 33.320 Act 2 Prize. Hitching Post 340 Day 17, 25 Act 2 General Store Prize. Frontier Gate 500 Day 26 Cacti 15

Returning

Image Name Cost Returns from Stock 10 Clash of Clones Two-Story Outhouse 50 Windmill 30 Cactus Patch 20 Terwilligers Rolling Rock 80 Giant Grasshopper 35 Season 24 Yard Sale

Consumables

Image Name Cost Dirt FREE Dirt Road

Image Name Act 1 Cost Act 2 Cost Act 3 Cost Deputy Credentials 90 60 30

Item Origins

Item or Building Episode Gummy Joe Last Exit to Springfield Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood Hootenanny Barn Luke Stetson Hot Springs Cow Tongues Dude, Where's My Ranch? Buck McCoy The Lastest Gun in the West The Simpsons Movie (cameo) Tumbleweed A Star Is Burns Coming to Homerica Yellow Subterfuge Cowboy Homer Colonel Homer The Kid With No Name The Lastest Gun in the West Longshot Skinner, Wilted Rose, Wooden Barrels Yellow Subterfuge General Store Bart's Comet Corral Lisa's Pony Sneed's Feed & Seed E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) Wes Doobner's Rib Huts Wes Doobner Funeral for a Fiend Fort Sensible Whacking Day Bloodbath Gulch Sign Horse Trough Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" Carl's Dad Caverns Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade (mentioned) The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Frink's Mechano Spider The Sweetest Apu Princess Lisa's Pony Saddlesore Galactica (mentioned) Two-Story Outhouse My Sister, My Sitter Rolling Rock Black Widower Giant Grasshopper Penny-Wiseguys Prairie Maggie, Outlaw Snake, Town Plaza, Bank, Top Chop Barber Shop, Ordnance Express, Part and Parcel Postal, Blacksmith, Wild West Film Set, Cactus Rocks, Stage Coach, Hitched Horse, Frontier Cemetery, Frontier Water Tower, Mortician Carriage, Explosives, Covered Wagon, Forgotten Gold Treasure, Rock Piles, Rock Pillars, Frontier Fence, Old Mine, Quicksand, Hitching Post, Frontier Gate, Cacti, Stock, Windmill, Cactus Patch, Deputy Credentials The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusives

Gameplay

Once Upon a Time in Springfield

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 1

After the user logs in on April 19th: Lisa! Wanna see a magic trick? It's not the old coin-behind-the-ear one, is it? Because you do that trick, like, a lot. Look! You've got something behind your ear! It's just that every time you pull out the coin, I'm expected to act all surprised. It's a lot to ask of an eight-year-old. It's a COIN behind your ear! Surprised? ... Wait! Grampa, this coin is made of gold! Where did you get it? I told you -- magic! And speaking of magic, wanna see a trick? I think you've got something behind your ear... Not now! I want to find out where this coin came from. I've never seen anything so beautiful... Task: Make Lisa Research Gold Coin (6s, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Grampa! This gold coin is an ultra-rare 1879 U.S. Triple Eagle! It's priceless! Where did you get it? Well, the last time I wore these pants was a hundred-some years ago. The late eighteen hundreds, it was. During the Springfield Gold Rush. How old ARE you? I'm however old I need to be to make the story work, silly! Guys! I came as soon as I heard a relative had money! What's up? Lisa's all excited because of a gold coin I found years ago in a saloon in Old Springfield. Then there's only one thing to do -- rebuild Old Springfield and find more wonderful gold! Hold on. Even if there WAS gold in Old Springfield, why would a replica built today have any gold in it? It's video game logic, sweetie. Trust me. There'll be gold. But-- Shhhhh. Video game logic. Task: Build Town Plaza Hey, hey, hey! How come youse built another bar in town? You trying to compete with Moe's? It's not a bar, Moe. It's a wild west SALOON. It's got horse poop on the stairs, rotgut in unmarked bottles, guys shootin' each other over poker hands -- it's way nicer than my place! Relax. We're just rebuilding Old Springfield so that there'll be piles of gold in Today Springfield. Gold? Did you say GOLD? Shoot. I did. Well, as long as the gold remains a secret between you and me. GOLD?! I always wanted to be Mayor of a boomtown. I declare the Springfield Gold Rush officially open! Gold mining land claims are available for lease from the Town Hall. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 3

After completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2: Get your gold rush supplies right here! Pick axes! Gold pans! Long johns with backside flap -- pre-stunk, like you've been prospecting in them for years! And guns, guns, guns! Show those claim jumpers you once called friends that gold fever's got you good! Task: Make Apu Sell Overpriced Supplies (6s, Town Plaza) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Overpriced Supplies [x3] (6s, Town Plaza) Quest Reward: 768 10

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I can barely move -- there's people everywhere. Hey, idiots, get off the street! We're trying to have a Gold Rush here! They just want to strike it rich, same as you. Come on. I love money WAY more than these guys. Oh, they'll all SAY they like money, but you can tell they don't really mean it. Not like me. Time to thin the herd. Hey, Carl! I found an old treasure map. It said “to find the gold, turn east at the Kwik-E-Mart and walk one billion paces. Then start digging.” Thanks for the tip, Homes! Lenny! Did you hear the rumor? There's gold in them thar hills! Them hills right thar? No, them other hills just past them thar hills. Head thar-a-way, and keep going for a few weeks. You'll know you're thar when you get thar. Gold, here I come! Lisa, quick! Try to figure out where the gold really is. Use your book larnin'! Only if you stop talking like that. Task: Make Homer Rile People Up (6s, Town Plaza) Task: Make Springfielders Get Riled Up [x3] (6s, Town Plaza) Task: Make Lisa Search for Clues (6s, Town Plaza) On job start: You lied to me, Homer Simpson! Now, now. I did what any friend would -- gladly screw a pal over a few bucks. I'd sure love to have a bare knuckles brawl with you. But I feel that a wild west saloon is no proper place for such behavior. I feel this strongly. Are you kidding? Let's brawl! On job end: I couldn't find any clues to the whereabouts of the gold, Dad. Not now, sweetie. Daddy's brawling. Be a lamb and hand me that breakaway chair, will you? If you need me, I'll be cowering behind the bar with the prostitutes. Quest Reward: 128 10

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: You, sir! Are you a desperate fortune-seeker whose lust for gold has weakened his grip on reality? I like to think so. Well, you can't be a genuine sourdough without my authentic, old-timey, Wild West knick-knacks and accoutrements! It's true. Movie cowboys never shut up about their precious accoutrements. I want everything you got! Task: Build the General Store Task: Complete a General Store Exchange [x3] Task: Unlock and Place the Cactus Rock Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6

After completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5: Saloons, brawls, and opportunistic merchants. I can't imagine anything going wrong now! Thanks for leading me to your home you bumbling oaf! Now gimme all your cash, 4k OLED ultra-thin internet-ready telly-visions and whiskey! I can take the being robbed at knifepoint, gunpoint, and even fingerpoint. But Homer J. Simpson does not stand for having his alcohol stolen at anything-point! A little help Skyfinger?? System Message Bandits are hiding out in Springfield. Tap on hideouts to clear them out and then tap to capture them! Task: Make Homer Get Robbed (6s, Simpson House) Task: Clear Bandit Hideouts [x3] Task: Clear Bandits to Upgrade Town Plaza [x20] Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 7

After tapping on Prospector's exclamation mark: *sniff* ; *sniff-sniff* I smells gold, I does. A prospector! These gold-crazed, rag-clad, illiterate lunatics are real pros. I gotta get rid of him. Hey there, um, I'm gonna guess you're called “Stinky?” John. My name is John. If you're prospectin' fer gold, why not stake a claim in one of my friend's towns? They're paving the streets with gold! You'd rather I clean yer friend out than you? That's pretty low. Well, you know. Gold fever and all. I'm only pullin' yer leg. Yee-haw! Gold! Gold gold gold! System Message Drop Prospectors in your friend's towns to keep them from finding your gold! Task: Send Prospectors to Other Springfields Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: How am I supposed to find the gold with this many interruptions? Lisa! Did you find the gold yet? No Dad, I've been trying to tell you that rebuilding Old Springfield- You Millennials and your excuses! I'm not a Millennial! Rejecting labels? Sounds Millennial. I'll be at the Saloon when you find the gold. Task: Start a Craze at the Town Plaza Task: Generate Resources at the Town Plaza [x96] (4h, Time Plaza) Task: Unlock General Store Day 1 Prizes [x2] Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 9

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: You know, life in a Wild West town isn't so bad! I mean, it ain't not so un-bad, pardner! Today, a man tipped his hat to me and said, “Morning, ma'am.” I'll trade a dramatic uptick in gunfights for a little common courtesy any day! It ain't no proper frontier town without dirt roads. On a paved road, what's the blood supposed to soak into? Is we bumpkins, or ain't we? Task: Place Dirt Task: Place Dirt Road Task: Make Springfielders Use Frontier Mannerisms [x5] (8h, Town Plaza) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I broke the tab off my can of Duff! This is like that movie “The Martian,” only I'm ten times more screwed than that guy ever was. Perhaps Chomper could be of service? You, sir, would use your only remaining tooth to open my beer can? Chomper has always wondered why the good Lord spared him, while all his brothers and sisters are gone. I think now he has his answer. Task: Unlock Gummy Joe Task: Make Homer and Gummy Joe Drink at the Saloon (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Collect All Finale Pieces Look! I found another gold coin! Give it here, Simpson! In Springfield, we share all our good fortune with others. Since when? Yeah, seriously. When have any of us ever shared anything? Look, we can stand here all day discussing what great sharers we all are, or we can rip that coin from Homer's cold, dead hands. An excellent point. Get him! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 11

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces: Task: Play Act 1 Finale Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency Get away! It's my coin. I found it! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Nice and Tidy

After having secondary quests in the Task Book: System Message We've stored some of your quests while you work on more important things. You can find your tied up quests by tapping this icon in your Task Bar. 300px200px

Gameplay

A Fistful of Bothers

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 3rd: Mayor Quimby, as a concerned citizen, I worry that the recent mob attack on my husband, while hilarious, is an indication that crime is on the rise. Fine. We'll build a jail. More jails won't solve anything. We should address the root cause of the problem. This gold rush is-- A new jail is easier. Yes, but-- Americans love jails, lady. Even more than they love Peyton Manning eating crappy delivery pizza while humming that awful insurance jingle. Enough talk! I wanna see Springfielders building a jail at the Town Plaza or I’m canceling this whole gold rush event. Task: Make Springfielders Build a Jail at the Town Plaza [x5] (30s, Town Plaza) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Having a jail next to the saloon sure is great. This'll make getting dragged to the drunk tank a breeze! Gotta love that new jail smell. And playing Wild West sheriff is a blast! *SLAM* Aw, dang it. Just locked myself in the cell. You hear that, criminals? This is our chance to show Springfield what frontier life was really like! Task: Build Springfield Penitentiary Task: Make Snake Promote Lawlessness (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make Springfielders Abuse Lawlessness [x3] (4h, Town Plaza) If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail (2h, Town Plaza) On job start: The police are locked behind bars. We can do anything we like! I can drive 100 MPH in a school zone, like God intended! I can openly funnel nuclear secrets to my North Korean handlers! I can announce particle physics discoveries that have been confirmed at only four-sigma certainty! ... You see, the normal requirement is five sigma, not four, so.... Look, you wouldn't beat up an adult, would you? ... I suppose you would. On job end: I'm out! I escaped! What did I miss? An uninterrupted reign of lawlessness and terror. I meant, what did I miss on TV? I'm still kind of a watch-it-live guy. Don't really care for DVRs. You really are a disgrace, you know. I ENJOY THE COMMUNAL ASPECT OF WATCHING TELEVISION WHEN IT AIRS THE FIRST TIME, OKAY? Oh, you mean a disgrace to law enforcement. Yeah, I pretty much am. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Reviled Bunch

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Time to step up our criminal game, law-breakers. Do your worst, Snake! Lou will face down anyone you throw at us! These are dangerous individuals, Chief. I could use a little help. Lou, if I wanted excuses I would've assigned it to myself. Now take him down! System Message Most Wanted bandits have joined the outlaw ranks! Capture them daily for bonus resources! Task: Capture a Most Wanted Bandit Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey, Homer. Milhouse wants to set up a play date. I'm not sure Bart's free. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he is.... College! I think I remember something about Bart going to college. Try there. No, uh, Milhouse wants to play with YOU. Don't you, Milhouse? No I don't! This is weird! Sure you do! You'll have a blast, Homer. Milhouse will bring a hoverboard and a case of Duff. What will the neighbors think about a grown man who spends his time with other people's children? Besides “what a great guy,” I mean. All right, send the little dweeb over. Task: Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House Task: Make Homer Have a Playdate With Milhouse (3h, Simpson House, Milhouse) On job start: Another beer, Mr. Simpson? Perhaps a spin on my Chinese-made, discount hoverboard? Are you trying to get me drunk so I'll fall off your hoverboard and be knocked unconscious? That's pretty suspicious of you. I'm sorry. I think crazy thoughts when I'm sober. Beer me, playmate. On job end: Dad! Mr. Van Houten clearly sent Milhouse here to drunken you with beer so they could search our house for gold. Iz tha so? Well, it din't work! *SNORES* ... *SNORES* I'm very disappointed, Milhouse. And to think I'm actually married to you in several episodes set in the future. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: What's up dude? Hey, Snake. You and your outlaw gang get a bad rap. The way I see it, you're a prankster, just like me! It's all in good fun, right? So how can I help? We're just about to start planning our next hilarious prank. Sit in, little buddy! Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Snake Meet With Outlaws Task: Make Bart Sit in on Outlaw Meeting (4h, Town Plaza) Attention fellow outlaws. Someone out there has the gold. So what we're gonna do is... Kidnap Springfield's children at gunpoint and hold them for ransom. If the sheriff gets involved, we dynamite the jailhouse and shoot our way out of town. Ay carumba! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Hey everyone! Snake and his gang are planning to kidnap all the kids as ransom! We've got to stop him! Oh, come on. Kidnapping kids is a logistical nightmare. It's not a viable crime model. As a respected desperado, Snake would know that. Now hush. Gummy Joe is spinning yarns of Wild West life. Fascinating stuff! ...then Black Pete decided the only way he'd get his hands on that gold was to kidnap every kid in the town of Devil's Vomit Gulch and hold ‘em for ransom. “Devil's Vomit Gulch.” I wish this town had a cool name like that. And the kidnapping plan worked to perfection. As kidnapping always does. Task: Make Gummy Joe Tell Rootin'-Tootin' Stories (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make Springfielders Listen to Gummy Joe's Stories [x5] (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make Bart Try to Warn Springfielders (4h, Town Plaza) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: It looks like I'll have to deal with Snake myself. I shall become... the Kid With No Name. Hey, Sheriff Wiggum! I just saw a donut roll into that jail cell. A donut, you say? Better saddle up, strap on my six-shooters and mosey on over-- *SLAM* And, I just locked myself in the cell again. Sorry, Sheriff. But I can't have the law getting in my way. The Kid With No Name fights alone. Hey, there really is a donut in here! I'm not going to get shot, and also I have a donut. Pretty good. Pret-ty good. Task: Make Bart Plan Snake's Downfall (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail Again (2h, Town Plaza) Task: Collect All Act 2 Finale Pieces Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Corral & Princess

300px After opening Story Finale screen: Task: Collect Deputy Badges to Earn Prize Task: Build the Corral Task: Place Princess Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 7

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces: System Message All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes! Task: Play Act 2 Finale Haw haw! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

More Deputy Badges

After completing A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 7: Task: Collect Deputy Badges [x1750] Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Snake may have run off for now, but he'll be back. We need to protect the town. If we want fool-proof, iron-clad protection from those who would harm us, there is really only one thing to do... Don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church”... We'll build a church! When you're in trouble, nothing screams “Lord, help me first, before those other people!” like a brand new church. In the old west, we don't build churches. We build Missions. Missions? Aren't those a little C-c-c-c-c-c-atholic? Task: Make Saints Build a Mission at the Town Plaza [x3] (30s, Town Plaza) Task: Make Gummy Joe Tell Stories to Mission Builders (1h, Town Plaza) Would you look at that? There's a Triple Eagle gold coin inside the mission! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I saw the gold coin first! It's mine! Any gold found inside the town limits is subject to tax. Also, the Mayor gets to rub said gold against his cheek and call it his precious. Very old law. Very important. People, we can't come unglued every time we stumble upon an old coin. Don't listen to her! Come unglued! Youse guys, riot on those guys. I'm going to smash that lamppost with a baseball bat until doing that fixes society. WHY ARE WE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN SNAKE IS STILL OUT THERE???? Task: Make Lisa Ominously Warn (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make Springfielders Overreact to Warnings [x5] (4h, Town Plaza) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Principal Skinner, you've got to help defend Springfield against Snake and his outlaw gang! If you need a hero, Springfield has better options. Disco Stu, for example. Or Crazy Cat Lady. Even Total Coward Dan is significantly braver than me. Well, you have a gun, don't you? Didn't the NRA sponsor some bill requiring you to be packing any time you're on school grounds? I can't even smile at a kindergartener unless I'm carrying an anti-tank missile. Then come with me! And bring any weapons you've got! Gummy Joe! Will you stand with me? Why me? I’m old. I’m not that popular. If I disappeared tomorrow, Springfield wouldn’t suffer. BECAUSE you’re old. BECAUSE no one likes you. BECAUSE you seem to be around whenever a gold coin turns up. Rousing words! I'll do it! Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse Task: Make Lisa Convince Skinner to Help (1h, Springfield Elementary, Skinner) Task: Make Bart Convince Gummy Joe to Help (1h, Town Plaza, Gummy Joe) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: People of Springfield! The day of, like, reckoning is upon you! Totally. Tell me where the gold is, and nobody gets hurt. Why Snake say “nobody get hurt?” Brutus want hurt people. Brutus, look-- Don't “Brutus, look” Brutus. Terms of Brutus employment very clear: “Brutus shall render people-hurting services to the Snake Gang, Ltd. (hereafter, ‘SGL'). Brutus will have--“ I know what the contract says. BRUTUS NOT FINISHED. “Brutus will have full discretion as to severity and breadth of Brutus people-hurting.” Brutus confused. Contract language seem crystal clear. Maybe Brutus make mistake? No, no. Technically you're right. Oh, so good of Snake to tell Brutus he right! When Brutus KNOW he right because Brutus READ CONTRACT. Okay, everybody. Time out. I need to sort a few things out with my gang. Task: Make Snake Ready the Henchmen (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make the Simpsons Prepare for Standoff [x5] (4h, Town Plaza) Task: Make Gummy Joe and Skinner Prepare for Standoff (4h, Town Plaza, Skinner) Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Carl's Dad Caverns

300px After opening Story Finale screen: Task: Place Carl's Dad Caverns Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

More TNT

After completing Carl's Dad Caverns: Task: Collect TNT [x2500] Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 5

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces: System Message All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes! Task: Play Act 3 Finale Snake! Your days of rabble-rousing are over. Prepare to meet your maker. Well, well. The Kid With No Name. Don't think just because you're young I won't draw on you. You're forgetting one thing. I'm a Simpson -- they can't kill me off. Your dad's mother thought the same thing, but where is she now? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 6

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark: Sorry I let you think there was a massive pile of gold coins out there to discover. I just wanted you to build Old Springfield, so your kids could learn valuable frontier skills. Skills like: tobacco chewin', gun fightin', rattlesnake tossin', “g” droppin' and horse-polishin'. Fortunately, I'm financially set thanks to the success of Toothless Joe's Gum. So if you want the gold, take it! You mean… we're finally going to have the treasure? Task: Place Frontier Gold Treasure Task: Make Homer Dig Up Frontier Gold Treasure [x2] (3h, Forgotten Gold Treasure) It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Aside from my wife and kids'... pile of gold, should they ever get one. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Springfield has sure gone through a lot to find this treasure. And for what? The only currencies valued in Springfield are Donuts, Lattes, and other random items of insignificance. So… you won't mind if I add it to my mountain of gold? Or use it to pave the sidewalks of premier property? I dug it up, it's all mine! *Sigh* System Message The treasure has been found, but the frontier craze hasn't ended. Keep playing to build out Old Springfield! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Event Currency

Premium Gameplay

Coyote Oldie

Coyote Oldie Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in. Who would POSSIBLY remember that? You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags. HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT? At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.” Task: Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams (8h, Skinner House or Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 2

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark: Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame! How I wish I'd never let you watch “Game of Thrones,” Mother. Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes. And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother? giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother. Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five! Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me. I suppose I could wait tables or something. Mother, you cannot be considering this! So long as it bothers you, I'm in! Task: Make Agnes Wait Tables (8h, Wilted Rose) If the user has Belle: Task: Make Belle Keep the Books (8h, Wilted Rose) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 3

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark: Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress! You've got droops in all the right places. I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle. Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show! Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do. Task: Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show (4h, Wilted Rose) Task: Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show (4h, Wilted Rose) Task: Make Belle Post Show Clips Online (4h, Wilted Rose) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 4

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark: I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker. You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans. Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare! You ain't seen nothin' yet! Task: Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place (4h, Wilted Rose) Task: Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show [x3] (4h, Wilted Rose) Characters: Comic Book Guy, Chalmers, Otto, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Sideshow Mel, Barney, Willy Quest reward: 100 and 100

Buck in the Saddle Again

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 1

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark: It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all! Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house.... I seem to have misplaced it. Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future! What in tarnation is an “update?” And I ain't never heard of “the future” neither. Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on. Task: Make Buck McCoy Call His Agent (1h, Brown House) On job start: Buck, baby! Always good to hear from Hollywood royalty. How's alcohol rehab? They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs. Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but... ...an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money. Let me make a few calls and get right back to you. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 2

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark: Great news, Buck. Hollywood is just gaga to employ eighty-something-year-old actors in all their tent-pole films. I feel sorry for all them gorgeous twenty-year-old actors. They'll never catch a break. Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze. You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like “The Lone Ranger,” “Jonah Hex,” and “Cowboys and Aliens.” They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away! You're going to teach the actors how to ride, lasso and be authentic fake cowboys. Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Stunt Riding (4h, Wild West Film Set) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 3

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark: Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents. Repeat after me: “Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya.” You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby. Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: “y'all.” You all. Baby. Where you from, cowpoke? Austria. Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there. How's this, Buck: “Hey hey, y'all!” Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't. The look is non-negotiable. But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole “clown gunslinger” thing. Task: Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons (8h, Wild West Film Set) Task: Make Celebrities Talk Like a Cowboy [x3] (8h, Wild West Film Set) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 4

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark: Let's focus on the deadliest, most cold-blooded cowboy skill. I'm talking, of course, about making a lasso go round while you hop through it, smilin' and singin'. The smile's the key. Famed gunslinger Pistol Sanderson once killed ten U.S. Marshals with a perfectly-timed lasso smile. Lasso? The tech guys said we could CGI the rope in later. I'll be in my trailer. You mention CGI again, and I'll lasso-smile you dead where you stand. Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Lasso Skills (4h, Wild West Film Set) Task: Make Celebrities Turn Lassos Into Tangled Messes [x3] (4h, Wild West Film Set) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 5

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark: Dang it, I'll make cowboys of you city slickers yet. Lesson three: how to win a gal by showing you can spit tobacc-y farther than the other fellas. Come on! I wanna shoot something already! Baby steps. You ain't even learned to ride a horse while standing on your head. I agree with clown. The time for shoot is now. Fine. We'll start with something easy -- shooting the wings off a june bug at fifty paces. Go! Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Extreme Marksmanship (1h, Wild West Film Set) Task: Make Krusty Accidentally Shoot Buck McCoy (1h, Wild West Film Set) Task: Make Celebrities Point Cool Guns at Things [x3] (1h, Wild West Film Set) On job start: You shot me! Don't worry. There's an intern from Emerson we can pin the blame on. Elizabeth? Be a dear and put your fingerprints on this trigger? On job end: I don't think this is for me. The movie stars of today are selfish, lazy and entitled. In the Golden Age of Hollywood, we were all the things a man should be: drunk, misogynistic and mildly racist. Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Yo, professor, what is that thing? Tremble before my steampunk arachno-monstrosity! It's steam-powered? Why would you ever choose steam as your power source? Because it's scarier this way! Maybe I'm not getting this. What's “scary” about utilizing outmoded technology? I'll squash you for that! Task: Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Like, ouch! You see?! My colossal steam spider works! Ha-ha-ha!!! Actually, my pain comes from imagining how much more efficient it'd be with an internal combustion engine. What's your fuel source, dude? How do you boil the water? Coal. It burns coal. Oh great. So it's both an engineering AND environmental disaster. Who's the nerd here? Task: Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: ...I'm just saying that a mechanical steering system like yours will never approach the reliability of fly-by-wire electronics. The weight savings alone would justify the R&D layout. And it's not like you'd have to fabricate the parts yourself. Off-the-shelf components would work. STOP GIVING ME ENGINEERING ADVICE! Just let me see your blueprints. I can help! Stand still! Why? So you can cough coal smoke at me until I develop asthma? God! Task: Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider (4h, Frink's Mechano Spider) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: My steam spider is a failure. You can go about your outlawry, Mr. Snake. No, bro, I'm here for you. Let's roll up our sleeves and make this thing work. What about going full-on electric? You could be the Tesla of giant killer mecha-spiders. It won't work. Lead-acid batteries are too heavy. ... What? LEAD-ACID? Is this the 1990s? Uh, hello? Lithium-ion has, like, a billion times the energy density. I knew that! You are the sorriest excuse for a mad scientist I have ever met. I'll squash you yet! Task: Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider (4h, Frink's Mechano Spider) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Order Spare Parts Online (4h, Frink's Lab) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Deputy Credentials

After 24h from completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 System Message The Deputy Credentials are available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Bandits in a friend's town! If the Deputy Credentails are bought: System Message Thanks for purchasing the Deputy Credentials! You'll now get extra rewards for clearing Bandits in a friend's town!

A Trot to Remember

A Trot to Remember Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Furious D! How's it going? *neighs sullenly, meaning: “Lousy, my filly left me for another horse.”* *neighs again, translating to: “I don't know. I guess I blame myself. She had dreams I never took seriously.”* *hangs head lower, “I thought I should be enough for her. But she had so much to share with the world, you know?”* Not really. I'm only ten, dude. *neighs in indifference, “Ten's not so young. Your life is like, half over.”* Humans live to be eighty. Or more. ... *snorting with disgust, implying: “Well, that's fair. I get twenty years, you get eighty. Yet I have to carry you around on my back. Being a horse is great.”* You're bumming me out, D. We need to find you a new girlfriend. Task: Make Furious D Speed Date (2h, Corral) Quest reward: 100 and 100

A Trot to Remember Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Well? How'd the dating go, D? *neighs with joy, meaning: “I met a great filly. Artsy, but ground. It feels like we've always been together, but every moment is brand new.”* Ew. I mean, uh, good for you. *neighs and continues: “It's like she sees the real me. Down deep, where I'm just a newborn foal, scared and vulnerable. “It's okay. You are safe”, she whispers.”* Let's never speak of this again, okay? Task: Make Furious D Feel Young Again (4h, Corral) Quest reward: 100 and 100

A Trot to Remember Pt. 3

After tapping on Furious D's exclamation mark: *nudges Bart, pointing his nose at a nearby saddle.* You want to ride again? All right, D! Let's show the world what a happy horse can do! Let's head to Springfield Downs and get in on a race! Task: Make Bart Ride Again with Furious D (6h, Springfield Downs, Furious D) On job start: Stepping up to the gate now is Furious D! The race is on! Furious D is first out the gate! Look at Furious D go! And look at every other horse running right by him! I've never seen a slower horse than Furious D! I don't know what the term is for the opposite of a triumphant return, but that's what Furious D has given us! On job end: I really thought you'd win, now that you're full of life again. *neighs in realization, meaning: “I was just too happy. Suddenly running my butt off for a little acclaim seemed kind of silly.”* I knew it! Happiness is a liability to success! Miserable people are the only ones to get things done. Quest reward: 100 and 100

City Stickler

City Stickler Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Luke Stetson? I haven't seen you since-- --since your family came to my dude ranch. Where you met me, a gentle, sensitive, animal-lover. This was just before you put my sister in mortal danger ‘cause you thought she was my girlfriend. I believe that's an accurate synopsis of the episode, yes. All I know about TV are Wikipedia plot synopses. I can't ever watch the episodes. A computer's too heavy for backcountry life. We just print out all of Wikipedia, and lug it behind us on 10,000 mules. I'm surprised you're here to find the gold, too. Well, I need the money to fund a wildlife refuge. “Gentle, caring animal-lover,” remember? Do I ever... Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold With Lisa (8h, Lisa) Quest reward: 100 and 100

City Stickler Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: So, Luke, tell me about this wildlife preserve you want to build. Picture acres and acres of unspoiled wilderness, where deer, bear and all manner of insects can be humanely hunted. I'm sorry... hunted? Just for population control. If you have too many deer, they'll band together and invent firearms. Then it's so long, humanity. Task: Make Luke Stetson Shop for Supplies (2h, General Store) Quest reward: 100 and 100

City Stickler Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Luke, you, uh, said something about people hunting insects on your wildlife preserve? Bow hunting, yes. Shooting an insect with a gun ain't sporting. What kind of INSECTS do people hunt? Oh, all kinds. Ants, weevils, butterflies... I guess you're living proof you can “love” animals and not really know much about them. Heh heh. You sound just like an ant I know. Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold (8h, Town Plaza) Quest reward: 100 and 100

City Stickler Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Luke! Did you have any luck finding gold? Nope. Looks like I'll never open my wildlife preserve. I'm blue. I feel a song comin' on. A song about a boy who wanted to open a wildlife preserve, but couldn't find gold to pay for it. You wrote a song about your pain? No. There's only two kinds of cowboy songs: “boy-can't-find-gold-to-pay-for-refuge,” and “my-pickup-truck-just-left-me-for-another-man.” Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song (8h, Hootenanny Barn) Quest reward: 100 and 100

City Stickler Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: That was beautiful. Are you sure there's no chance for us, Luke? I'm thirteen. You're eight. Wouldn't it be super creepy if I thought there WAS a chance for us? Wow. When you put it that way, I guess you're right. Ew. It don't mean I can't call you a friend. In a “what's the harm in pretending I like hanging out with an 8-year-old” sorta way. Eh, I think I'll pass. Bye. Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song (8h, Hootenanny Barn) Quest reward: 100 and 100

This Old Mine

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: What a totally rad old mine! I bet there's some neat artifacts down there. I think I'll relive the glory days a bit and check it out! Task: Make Snake Dig for Artifacts (2h, Old Mine) Alright, time to like, see what I've got here. Some kind of time travel car from the 80's- -an android head, and pictures of cave-man graffiti. So lame! I don't regret my career change to professional criminal at all! Quest reward: 100 and 100

Hick and the Beanstalk

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'? It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'? All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids... Task: Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check (6h, Sneed's Feed and Seed) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans! Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be? Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever. Yeah, just our luck. Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come. Task: Make Cletus Care for Bean (4h, Cletus's Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark: How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to Heaven yet? It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them. No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though. Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger. Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof. Task: Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird (2h, Cletus's Farm) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit

Drool Grit Pt. 1

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle! *suck* *suck* No, you CAN'T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before. But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence. *suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck* Oh, how would YOU know what's real? You're a baby. Let's do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let's churn some butter! I'm tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn! I won't miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that! *suck* *suck* Task: Make Marge Churn Butter (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter (3h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit Pt. 2

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: Oh my... oh my stars, churning butter is... horrible. So dull... and painful... Old-timey people... such idiots. Can see why they... went extinct. Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just... watch TV or something... *sneaky suck* Task: Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter (8h, Simpson House) Task: Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit Pt. 3

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready! I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves. Isn't that right, Butter Maggie? ... Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie! Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We've got to find our baby! Task: Make Simpsons Search for Maggie [x4] (1h, Homes) Task: Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit Pt. 4

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: *giggles* Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away? *suck* *suck suck suck* What did she say, Marge? I couldn't make it out. She must be distraught -- she's sucking nonsense. Well, I'm going to make sure she can never run away again! *suck* Task: Make Marge Overly Secure the House (12h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Bart, you look exhausted. What's wrong? Mom's got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out. The important thing is you tried, and I'm proud of you. What? Why? Well, I'm not really proud. But I think that's what good parents say to their kids. Thought I'd throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof. *cries* Task: Make Homer Try to Parent (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie (2h, Simpson House, Maggie) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Drool Grit Pt. 6

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends. Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her. “Proud?” Why? CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME BE AN EXCELLENT PARENT? Geez, sorry. Settle down. No, I should apologize. I'm sorry I got proud of my kids. It'll never happen again. Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie! *giggles* Task: Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals (8h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Prizes

Act 1

Image Name Cost Gummy Joe 740 800 1.280 Stage Coach 2.360 400 4.430 Cowboy Homer 7.490 800 11.360 Bank and Top Chop Barber Shop 15.860 400 20.720 Wes Doobner's Rib Huts w/Wes Doobner 25.580

Chew It Over

Chew It Over Pt. 1

After unlocking Gummy Joe: Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic! Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to. I guess I'll have to find a new market. Task: Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) On job start: Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking! Why would I want to give up smoking? Why, because it's bad for you! It's literally the only thing I have in my life. Okay, but... I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist. Uh........... Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it? Quest reward: 100 and 100

Chew It Over Pt. 2

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark: Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum. Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout... Task: Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter? Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no. They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package! High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death. Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes? But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties! Quest reward: 100 and 100

Chew It Over Pt. 3

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark: Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum? No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT. It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in. We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting... ...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it. Task: Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger (6h, Krusty Burger) You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake? It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back. Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time! Quest reward: 100 and 100

Chew It Over Pt. 4

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark: I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards! What are baseball cards? Heh-heh. Something all boys love. Come to think of it, what's baseball? A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball. Sounds boring. It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards! Task: Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon (6h, Android's Dungeon) I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment. And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size. You mean, fellas like you? I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd. Not a pretty picture. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Chew It Over Pt. 5

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark: It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum. I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission. Task: Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum (8h) On job start: You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me? Uh... what do you need ‘em for? Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing. Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole? Well heck yes they could! Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing. Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business! Quest reward: 100 and 100

Fat in the Saddle

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1

After unlocking Cowboy Homer: Check out my ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots and chaps! Be honest, those “chaps” were regular pants before you tried pulling them over your fat legs. Bart, be nice to your father! I think he looks rugged and handsome in this outfit. And I'm a great cowboy! Show some respect, boy, or I'll tan your hide! Okay, go ahead. Tan my hide. ...uh...Don't think I won't! I knew it! You don't even know what “tan your hide” means! You're the worst cowboy ever. Had they invented tanning beds back in cowboy times? Maybe I lock you in one of those? Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Horseback Riding (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2

After completing Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1: I broke another horse. Don't give up, sweetie! You're a wonderful cowboy! He's the fattest gun in the west. Oh, man. I'm gonna lasso you so good... Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Lassoing (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3

After completing Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2: I can't even do rope tricks. What kind of a singing cowboy am I? Well there is one thing you excel at, which everyone in the frontier does extensively. Eating beans? No... drinking! You're right! I can outdrink the drunkest drunk in the whole horse trough! Task: Make Cowboy Homer Excel at Drinking (12h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Frontier Freebies

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Woo-hoo! There's a new bank in town! Another precious opportunity to open checking accounts and get free junk! Homer, are you saying we have MORE than one checking account? Oh, dozens! How do you think I filled up our storage locker with junk with the names of banks on it? We have a storage locker, too? Yup. But don't worry -- the stuff inside it was FREE. And how much are we paying for the locker? $200 a month. What's your point? Task: Make Homer Open Checking Account for Free Stuff (6h, Bank) On job start: Let's see... I can get a pair of spurs, or a side of bacon, or a hangin' rope! Sweet! And they all have the name of the bank on ‘em. Even the bacon. That's attention to detail. I'll take 'em all! Three accounts please. Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 1

After unlocking Wes Doobner: Yee-haw! Wes Doobner is servin' up the tastiest ribs this side of New York's esteemed Eleven Madison Park! And unlike THAT rest-y-rant, we won't cancel your regular Tuesday lunch with Elaine May and Jann Wenner just because you tried to murder the Simpsons a few dozen times! Sideshow Bob, we KNOW that's you. Don't blow this for me, Lisa. Please? It's so hard for an escaped convict to make a fresh start. Can we just fast forward to the part where you try -- and fail -- to kill me? What's the rush, Bart? Isn't revenge a dish worth savoring? Uh, I mean -- yee-haw! Task: Make Sideshow Bob Develop Rib Recipe (12h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) I have it! The perfect recipe to lure the unsuspecting Simpsons into my trap! “Unsuspecting?” We just said we know exactly what you're up to! Uh... did I say that?! Shucks, that weren't nothin' foreshadow-y! Wes Doobner ain't up to squat, y'all! Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: Mmmm! These are the tastiest ribs I ever shame-crammed into my disgusting face! Are they really THAT good? I had no idea... They're amazing! I'm going to be a regular customer. Seriously, Dad? You'd regularly patronize a restaurant whose whole reason for being is your son's murder? Hey, if he brings the flavor, he can do what he wants to the boy. I can't believe the public likes my cooking! What a feeling of... POWER! To take a few simple ingredients and turn them into culinary perfection... ‘Tis a feat that would have awed the alchemists of old... Hey, hey! We were promised rope tricks with our meal. Of course of course! Coming right up! Task: Make Wes Doobner Perform Lasso Tricks (4h) Task: Make Gluttons Devour Ribs [x3] (4h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 3

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark: The life of a successful restaurateur is a challenging but deeply fulfilling one. When it all works -- kitchen and front of house functioning in a graceful pas de deux -- there's nothing like it. To think I've squandered so many years on fruitless and petty revenge schemes. Just hurry up and kill me already! We know that's where this is heading. Foolish Bart. Can't you see your former nemesis has moved on? The only victims I care to murder now are high prices and inattentive wait service. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an expansion into Missoula, Montana to plan. Some are calling it the next Portland. Mu-hah-hah-hah! Task: Make Wes Doobner Expand His Business (8h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Task: Make Gluttons Eat More Ribs [x3] (8h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 4

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark: Okay, people! We've just received a tip that Kent Brockman will be dining with us tonight! As host of Brockman's Bites, his reviews can make or break a restaurant! Cletus' Grub Hut once served Brockman an undercooked possum au vin. Six weeks later, they closed forever. But our casual elegance and unlimited handi-wipes will bring Kent Brockman to his culinary knees. CULINARY KNEES, I SAY! Task: Make Wes Doobner Strut Confidently (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 5

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark: How do, Kent Brockman! What'll ya have? I'll take one of everything on the menu. Yee-haw! Now that's the kind of wild appetite we love to serve! The only thing that could doom this review is rats in the kitchen. And I just happen to have a bucket full of rats right here! Task: Make Wes Doobner Serve Everything On the Menu (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Task: Make Kent Brockman Critique Restaurant for Show (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Task: Make Bart Sabotage the Review (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 6

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark: A rat? In my kitchen! This is impossible, this is… ...the work of Bart Simpson! You can look for my review on Monday, Mr. Doobner. I'll be giving your rat-infested restaurant... THREE STARS. Oh. That's actually not so bad. I gave Guy Fieri 59 stars just last month. Guy Fieri, Mr. Doobner. You'll be out of business in days. BART SIMPSON! PREPARE TO DIE! Task: Make Sideshow Bob Close His Restaurant (2h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut) I would have left you in peace, Bart Simpson. But now you die, like my concept for casual-yet-refined down-home cooking! At last! Here we go! You actually enjoy this, don't you? I guess I do. Weird, huh? Not so fast, Bob. You're under arrest! I haven't killed the boy yet, officer! You have to wait until after! You're under arrest for getting a bad review. Yeah, the foodies have pretty much hijacked our criminal code. Disgraceful, but what are you going to do? Quest reward: 100 and 100

Act 2

Image Name Cost Thumbleweed 1.190 200 1.910 Ordnance Express 3.890 400 5.870 Outlaw Snake 9.200 200 14.960 The Kid With No Name 20.720 800 27.020 Corral and Princess 33.320

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Pt. 1

After unlocking Tumbleweed: Task: Tap Tumbleweed Quest reward: 100 and 100

Wild Wild Willie

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 1

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: Finally! There's a gun store in town! I've been selling guns here for ages! And Bloodbath & Beyond came to town last year. Willie either can't, or won't, read. Willie forgets which. The end result is the same, Willie supposes. Anyway, this store has a giant gun on the sign. So that's where I'm goin'! Task: Make Willie Shop For Guns and Ammo (6h, Ordnance Express) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 2

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: Is this the right gun for shooting squirrels on a busy kids' playground? It's NRA-approved for just that use! With stopping power like this, you can make an awful lot of kids safe from terrorists. Add this optional hair trigger, and the safety really shoots through the roof! Willie's not out to protect kids! Willie can't stand the wee devils! I need this gun to stop the squirrels from stealing mah twigs, string and lint. I'm trying to make a nest here, too, after all! Ok sir, but there's a waiting period. Argh! Task: Make Willie Impatiently Wait For a Gun (24h, Willie's Shack) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 3

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: Finally! I got me boomstick and it's time for a proper reckonin'! Do these rodents really think they can outsmart Willie... ...just because their scores on standard intelligence tests are significantly higher than Willie's? Task: Make Willie Lie in Wait (8h, Willie's Shack) Ack, I must've dozed off. Me gun! The rodent has run off with it! You win this one ya' buck-toothed bedbug. Looks like Willie's movin' back to the culvert. Well, I WAS starting to miss the odor of pig farm runoff. Quest reward: 100 and 100

All in a Day's Work

All in a Day's Work Pt. 1

After unlocking Outlaw Snake: I've been working so hard at outlawry, I clean forgot this is my weekend with my son Jeremy! I don't want my son to think I'm some two-bit criminal. I want him to think I'm a two-bit, loving father. Task: Make Outlaw Snake Go Grocery Shopping (2h, Kwik-E-Mart) Hands up, grocery store workers! I need you to get me everything on this shopping list. I've organized the list by aisle, to make your robbery experience easier. Quest reward: 100 and 100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Shopping's done. What's next? ...ugh, laundry. Such a hassle. Sorting colors, waiting for the cycle to finish, folding... ...it's not easy on me, and it's not easy on the person I make do it at gunpoint. Task: Make Outlaw Snake Force Flanders To Do His Laundry (4h, Flanders House, Ned) I don't know where you learned to fold towels, Flanders, but those bad boys are FLUFFY. You are now the ONLY guy I'll ever force to wash my undies. Aw, you flatterer... No, you earned it, dude. Quest reward: 100 and 100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Groceries, check. Clean sheets, check. I still need to find the perfect gift. Siri, where's the nearest easy-to-rob toy or hobby store? Task: Make Outlaw Snake Get a Gift From Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon, Comic Book Guy) On job start: Hands up, geekazoid! Gimme all your Cosmic Wars action figures, 1988 or earlier. Well, which one should I do? Put my hands up, or give you the figures? Everybody makes that joke, you know. You're not funny. Quest reward: 100 and 100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark: Yo, son! Look at all these sweet toys Daddy stole for you. Have fun playing! That's great, Dad. But I was hoping I could come to work with you. Aw, shucks, little man. I don't have any robberies planned today. Just thought I'd ask. But we could play cops vs. robbers? Only if I get to be the robbers. That's my boy. Task: Make Outlaw Snake Play With Jeremy (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Lone Danger

The Lone Danger Pt. 1

After unlocking The Kid With No Name: Call me... The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads. Kid With No Name! I need your help! The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson? What's in it for the Kid? I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono. Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free. Fine. How about a week's worth of homework? The Kid With No Name accepts. Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message (1h, Springfield Elementary) Haw haw! Martin cares about something! Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds. Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho? The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram. Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Lone Danger Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Help, Bart! There's no Bart here, ma'am. *sigh* Okay, “Kid With No Name.” Have it your way. Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy. I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am. Pffft! Sure you do, Bart-- IT'S “KID,” LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD! Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month. Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message (4h, Van Houten House) Puppy Goo-Goo? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you? I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here. Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree. I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll. *COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD* Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her! Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Lone Danger Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to-- Bart? Can I talk to you. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up? I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends. Nope, not me. Probably Maggie. *indignant suck* If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me. Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards Helen Lovejoy the School Fair Bake-Off trophy. I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner. What's in it for me? Not being grounded for the remainder of the year. Good deal, good deal. Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message (4h, Springfield Elementary) Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson! And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined! Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah! Mom! Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Lone Danger Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Are you the one they call “The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?” It's “...With No Name.” But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all. Thanks for spelling it out for us all. Anyhoo, I have need of your services. If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like. Task: Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills (8h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 100

The Lone Danger Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Very impressive! Now, to the task at hand. Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time. I need you to “take care” of an associate of mine. “Take care?” Not sure I like the sound of that... Task: Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis (12h, Simpson House) Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to “take care of” anyone. Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve. Oh, you didn't think I meant “take care of” as in “take care of?” No, not at all! I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate. Actually that IS what I thought. No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS! By taking extra special, sweet care of him... ...so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again. I'm confused. Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right? Quest reward: 100 and 100

Break and Corralling

Break and Corralling Pt. 1

After unlocking Corral: Look, Milhouse! A stable! Let's break in and see if they have one of those talking “Babe” pigs. What would we do with a Babe pig? Win sheep herding contests, idiot. Just like we always dreamed. Task: Make Bart Break In to Corral (4h, Corral) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Break and Corralling Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: No pig in here, but that awful smell is giving me an idea. Think about it, Milhouse: why have horses been prized throughout human history? As a means to travel rapidly over long distances? As a draft animal on farms? Wrong. For their ability to create horse poop. And who hates horse poop more than anybody? Principal Skinner! We had that assembly where he warned us against horse-poop-based pranks. “You may smear anything all over my office,” he said. “But please, please, not horse poop." Well, that's exactly what we're going to do. Task: Make Bart Steal Horse Manure (4h, Corral) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Break and Corralling Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: That was perhaps our finest prank ever, Milhouse. Just incredibly hurtful. Well done. And the best part is, horse poop is a renewable resource. We can do this again whenever we want. I don't know, Bart. That manure was HEAVY. I wish the horses weren't so far away from school. Good thinking, old chum! We'll move the horses into Willie's shack. But... won't Willie just move them out? I know you're one of those sad kids who considers the school janitor your buddy... ...but Willie is weird. Really, utterly bizarre. He'll probably just start talking to them. Task: Make Bart Sneak Horses into Willie's Shack (1h, Willie's Shack Task: Make Willie Talk With Horse Shack-mates (8h, Willie's Shack) Bah, these horses are colder than mum's moss stew. At least you still get me, Rakes-anne. … Be nice now or ya won't get a fancy new horse-hair wig. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Grazing Saddles

Grazing Saddles Pt. 1

After unlocking Princess: With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way. Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere? Not just “people,” Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people. If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel. I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE! If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that-- *neighs* Princess! It's you! Task: Make Lisa Drop Everything and Hug Princess (1h, Princess) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Grazing Saddles Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever. Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite! Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself? Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING! Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want! I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches. That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go! Task: Make Homer Brag at Moe's (2h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Lisa Brag on Facelook (2h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Grazing Saddles Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas. I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals! One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING. Task: Make Lisa Ride Princess (6h) On job start: What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.” Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new. Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Act 3

Image Name Cost Frontier Water Tower 1.190 100 1.910 Mortician Carriage and Frontier Cemetery 3.890 200 5.870 Blacksmith and Part and Parcel Postal 9.200 100 14.240 Longshot Skinner 18.560 400 22.520 Carl's Dad Caverns 27.290

Some Assembly Required

Some Assembly Required Pt. 1

After unlocking Blacksmith: A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago. Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback. People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one's ancestral heritage. Yeah, it's a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work. Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools. “Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil! Task: Build the Blacksmith Task: Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit (8h, Blacksmith) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: That's a nice... helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make? I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished. On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch. You're welcome, sweetie. Another plus -- blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms! Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science-- OR... I could use a heavier hammer. No, that won't.... Ah, forget it. Task: Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer (6h, Blacksmith) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start! Check. Me. Out. All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat! You'll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed. Task: Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece (12h, Blacksmith) Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak. You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith's hammer. That's how you know it's mighty, silly. What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities! Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and.... death... whistles...uh.... I look dumb, don't I? It's not great. Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head. Quest reward: 100 and 100

Skinner Unchained

Skinner Unchained Pt. 1

After unlocking Longshot Skinner: The halls are empty today. Even the children of Springfield have been consumed by the Gold Rush Fever. Truancy is a disease. And Longshot Skinner is the cure. Time to saddle up. Cue the music. Task: Make Longshot Skinner Look Cool Patrolling Town (8h) On job start: SKIN-NER! A TRUANT'S WORST NIGHTMARE. SKIN-NER! WEARS SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR. DETENTION STARTS AT FIVE. HE WILL DRAG YOU THERE DEAD OR ALIVE. SKIN-NER!!!!!! Quest reward: 100 and 100

Skinner Unchained Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE'S GONE FERAL. SKIN-NER! CUT CLASS AT YOUR PERIL. WHEN PRANKSTERS THREATEN THE SCHOOL. HE'S GOT A MASTER'S IN LOSING HIS COOL. SKIN-NER!!!!!! Task: Make Youngsters Throw Garbage at Springfield Elementary [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Longshot Skinner Protect the School (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Skinner Unchained Pt. 3

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE SHOT NELSON. SKIN-NER! MY GOD, IS THAT LEGAL? SOMEONE, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE. SERIOUSLY, SKINNER IS A DANGER TO HIMSELF, THE TOWN, AND EVERYONE IN IT. Stop the music! Seymour Skinner! Throw down the six-shooters and back away from the horse. Name's Longshot. And we're on school property. This is MY jurisdiction. Snap out of it, Seymour! God, I hope this is some kind of dream sequence... Task: Make Wiggum Call in Backup (2h, Police Station) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 1

After unlocking Carl's Dad Caverns : How come I never noticed this cave complex before: “Carl's Dad Caverns?” What a coincidence -- Carl, YOU have Dad named Carl's Dad! They're named after my biological father. He disappeared in there years ago. I don't talk about it. Partly because it's painful, but mostly because knowing stuff other people don't makes me feel like a big man. I understand. I swear I won't dig into your past. Task: Make Homer Dig Into Carl's Past (2h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Lisa, I found something! It's a newspaper article. It says that Carl's father was an “eccentric alien conspiracy theorist.” He claimed aliens had established a forward listening post in the Caverns. They put him on the Registered Nutjobs List! Nutjobs are the worst kind of registered offenders there are. Well, he WASN'T crazy. Aliens ARE here. We bump into Kang and Kodos in the street all the time. We need to get Carl's Dad removed from that awful registry! Task: Make Lisa Petition the Nutso Registry (1h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Good news, Carl! We got your dad off the nutjob list! That's great, Lisa. Wish I could tell him in person. You never went to look for him in the caves, Carl? I wanted to. More than anything. But we live in a Golden Age of TV. I just couldn't get behind on my shows. Uh... I GUESS I understand. But if it's that important to you, shouldn't we all go look for him? It'd kill some time, I suppose. Also, you know, it's super-important to me on an emotional level. Task: Make Lisa Search Carl's Dad Caverns With Homer (1h, Carl's Dad Caverns, Homer) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Search Carl's Dad Caverns (1h, Carl's Dad Caverns) Quest reward: 100 and 100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Look at all this hyper-advanced alien technology -- blown-glass pipes, grow lamps, hydroponic kits... Greetings, puny humans! Peace and love. Where's my father? You used all this medical equipment to conduct bizarre experiments on him, didn't you? Chill your inferior intellect! It's all good, my man. Your father, before he left, introduced us to a very special leaf. It helps our... glaucoma. (*snorting laughter*) Yeah, we've got really bad glaucoma. The worst. The equipment you see is for the growing and enjoyment of this miracle leaf. Ohhhhhhhhhh. I get it. Lisa, us adults are going to talk about this some more. You know the way out right? Oh, no. If it's true what they say about this “leaf,” I do NOT need you getting any dumber. Come on. Task: Make Homer Leave the Cave With Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Treat His “Glaucoma” (4h, Carl's Dad Caverns) If the user has Kang and Kodos: Task: Make Rigelians Treat Their “Glaucoma” (4h, Carl's Dad Caverns) Quest reward: 100 and 100

General Store Prizes

Day Image Name Daily Cap 1 Cactus Rock 2.200 Hitched Horse 2 Frontier Fence 4.400 3 Rock Pillar 6.600 4 Cactus Rock 8.800 5 Rock Pile 11.000 6 Frontier Fence 13.200 7 Rock Pillar 15.400 8 Frontier Fence 17.600 9 Bloodbath Gulch Sign 19.800 10 Rock Pile 22.000 11 Cactus Rock 24.600 12 Frontier Fence 27.200 13 Rock Pillar 29.800 14 3 144.400 Cactus Rock 15 Horse Trough 2.500 16 Frontier Fence 5.000 17 Hitching Post 7.500 18 Rock Pile 10.000 19 12.500 20 Frontier Fence 15.000 21 Wooden Barrel 17.500 22 Rock Pillar 20.000 23 Frontier Fence 22.500 24 Cactus Rock 25.000 25 Hitching Post 28.000 26 Frontier Gate 31.000 27 Rock Pile 34.000 28 3 144.000 29 Covered Wagon 2.500 30 Frontier Fence 5.000 31 Wooden Barrels 7.500 32 Hitched Horse 10.000 33 Explosives 12.500 34 Frontier Fence 15.000 35 Rock Pile 17.500 36 Horse Trough 20.000 37 Frontier Fence 22.500 38 Wooden Barrel 25.000 39 Horse Trough 28.000 40 Covered Wagon 31.000 41 Frontier Fence 34.000 42 3 144.000

Daily Challenges

Quest Time Requirement Reward Collect Hats [x100] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5 32 Collect Pickaxes [x200] 64 Drop Prospectors in Friends Town [x5] 80 Sell Overpriced Supplies at the Town Plaza 4h 160 Rile People Up at the Town Plaza Send Springfielders to the Town Plaza [x5] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5, Level 1-14 Send Springfielders to the Town Plaza [x10] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5, Level 15+ Complete General Store Exchanges [x5] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5 320 Clear Bandits Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 80 Capture a Wanted Bandit Act 2, The Reviled Bunch 160 Collect Guns [x50] Act 2, A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2 32 Promote Lawlessness at the Town Plaza 4h 160 Collect Gold Coins [x25] Act 3, The Gold, the Dad and the Gummy Pt. 2 32 Ominously Warn at the Town Plaza 4h 160

Town Plaza Upgrade

Level Bandits required Effect Act 1 2 20 Town Plaza Job for Marge. A new job slot has been unlocked for Marge 3 150 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts! More bandits will spawn from Hideouts! 4 300 Town Plaza Job for Gummy Joe. A new job slot has been unlocked for Gummy Joe 5 500 Bandits can be cleared from Krusty Burger A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Krusty Burger Act 2 6 100 Town Plaza Job for Moe. A new job slot has been unlocked for Moe 7 250 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts! More bandits will spawn from Hideouts! 8 500 Town Plaza Job for Krusty. A new job slot has been unlocked for Krusty 9 Bandits can be cleared from Android's Dungeon A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Android's Dungeon 10 Town Plaza Job for Wiggum. A new job slot has been unlocked for Wiggum Act 3 11 250 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts! More bandits will spawn from Hideouts! 12 500 Bandits can be cleared from Moe's Tavern A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Moe's Tavern 13 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts! More bandits will spawn from Hideouts! 14 Bandits can be cleared from Part and Parcel Postal A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Part and Parcel Posal 15 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts! More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!

Currency Earning Jobs

Characters Job Reward Start a Craze Apu Sell Overpriced Supplies 64, 8 Event Currency Homer Rile People Up 32, 8 Event Currency Snake Promote Lawlessness 16, 8 Event Currency Lisa Ominously Warn 8, 8 Event Currency Crazes Buck McCoy, Lurleen, Belle Buy Overpriced Supplies 128, 16 Event Currency Luke Stetson Gummy Joe, Homer, Marge, Cletus, Bart 64, 8 Event Currency Moe, Snake Apu Restock Overpriced Supplies Buck McCoy, Lurleen, The Rich Texan Get Riled Up 64, 16 Event Currency Luke Stetson Gummy Joe, Apu, Marge, Cletus, Bart 32, 8 Event Currency Moe, Krusty Homer Rile Himself Up Buck McCoy, Luke Stetson, Belle, The Rich Texan Abuse Lawlessness 32, 16 Event Currency Gummy Joe, Apu, Cletus, Homer, Moe, Krusty, Wiggum 16, 16 Event Currency Snake Exploit Lawlessness Buck McCoy, Lurleen, Luke Stetson, Belle Overreact to Warnings 16, 16 Event Currency Apu, Homer, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Krusty, Wiggum, Lisa 8, 8 Event Currency

Dates

All time are BST (British Summer Time).

Time Event Element 4/19 9:00-6/1 0:59 Event Start Wild West Film Set w/Buck McCoy, Cacti, Frontier Fence, Frontier Gate 4/19 9:00-5/3 9:00 Act 1 Wilted Rose, Frink's Mechano Spider, Quicksand 4/19 9:00-5/3 9:00 - 24h after completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 Prospector License (90 Donuts) 4/26 9:00-5/3 9:00 Returning Content Wave 1 Stock, Two Storey Outhouse 5/3 9:00-5/17 9:00 Act 2 Old Mine, Prospector License (60 Donuts), Cow Tongues 5/3 9:00-6/1 0:59 Hootenanny Barn w/Luke Stetson, Hitched Horse, Bloodbath Gulch Sign 5/10 9:00-5/17 9:00 Returning Content Wave 2 Windmill, Fort Sensible 5/17 9:00-6/1 0:59 Act 3 Praire Maggie, Sneed's Feed and Seed, Hot Springs, Horse Trough, Wooden Barrel, Prospector License (30 Donuts) 5/24 9:00-6/1 0:59 Returning Content Wave 3 Cactus Patch, Rolling Rock, Giant Grasshopper 5/24 9:00-6/1 0:59 (Upon activating Scene 3) Last Chance Cactus Rocks, Rock Pillars, Rock Piles, Hitching Post, Horse Trough, Wooden Barrels, Covered Wagon, Explosives

Conform-o-meter and Krust-o-meter

Item Rating Points Town Plaza Consumerism 10 General Store Bank Corral Top Chop Barber Shop Ordnance Express Part and Parcel Postal Wilted Rose Blacksmith Sneed's Feed & Seed Wes Doobner's Rib Huts Cow Tongues Consumerism Bonus $ and XP 40 2% Frontier Fence Vanity 10 Frontier Gate Hitched Horse 50 Horse Trough Wooden Barrel Hitching Post Hootenanny Barn 100 Bloodbath Gulch Sign Frontier Cemetery Mortician Carriage Wooden Barrels (medium) Explosives Covered Wagon Stage Coach 200 Wooden Barrel (large) Frontier Water Tower 300 Wild West Film Set 500 Forgotten Gold Treasure Princess Two-Story Outhouse 800 Stock Vanity Kitsch (Krustyland) 150 10 Windmill 500 10 Rolling Rock Vanity Bonus $ and XP 1200 3.5% Giant Grasshopper 300 0.75% Cactus Rock 1 Tree-hugging 5 Rock Pile 1 Cactus Rock 2 10 Rock Pile 2 Rock Pillar 1 Cactus Patch Cactus Rock 3 20 Rock Pile 3 Rock Pillar 2 Cacti Rock Pillar 3 30 Carl's Dad Caverns 250 Quicksand Tree-hugging Bonus $ and XP 40 2% Hot Springs 40 2.25% Old Mine 300 4% Fort Sensible Obedience 10 Frink's Mechano Spider Obedience Bonus $ and XP 10 3.5%

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