The Wife Aquatic/Quotes
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- Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! [His lawn chair collapses.] Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
- Kearney: This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
- Carl: Hey can you fix the sound?
- Lenny: And the color?
- Moe: And show it in a regular theatre?
- Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester.
- [Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.]
- Moe: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
- Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
- Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
- Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
- Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
- Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
- Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
- Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse! [Lisa gasps.] Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.
- Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! [Giggles] I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
- Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
- Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
- Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!
- Marge: [About the Merry Go Round.] Can I go again?
- Homer: All night, baby.
- [Bart and Lisa groan.]
- Marge: Homer!
- Lisa: Bart!
- INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
- Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!
- Carl: What's wrong Moe?
- Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
- Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
- Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
- Lenny: And Fausto!
- Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!
- Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
- Grampa: Thank you!
- Homer: I was talking to the cat!
- Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
- Bart: What about Brazil?
- Lisa: After Brazil.
- Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
- Bart: In about two seconds.
- Homer: Why you little...
- Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
- Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
- Old Man: A touch of both. [Laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer.]
- Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
- Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.
- Homer: Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
