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| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! ''[His lawn chair collapses.]'' Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney]]}} This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey can you fix the sound? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} And the color? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} And show it in a regular theatre? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester. | |
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| − | + | :''[Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Fisherman}} We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Maybe you just over fished them. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe they under-spawn. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Maybe you killed them all! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe the fish killed themselves! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fisherman}} Maybe you should marry Milhouse! ''[Lisa gasps.]'' Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! ''[Giggles]'' I always wanted to do that in a New England church. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph]]}} What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, that's too much sugar. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's not sugar, it's carmel! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''[About the Merry Go Round.]'' Can I go again? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All night, baby. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart! | |
| − | + | {{qf|INS Man}} Portuguese Fausto! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fausto]]}} Ay! Yi! Yi! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Carl}} What's wrong Moe? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Come on we got to save Homer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lenny}} And Fausto! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I demand entertainment! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} We left plenty of food so you won't starve! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Thank you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I was talking to the cat! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What about Brazil? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} After Brazil. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Do you think your mother will ever re-marry? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} In about two seconds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why you little... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Old Man}} I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Queer-strange or queer-gay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Old Man}} A touch of both. ''[Laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer.]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Emily}} Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nathaniel}} And to make a little meth money on the side. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her. | |
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- Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! [His lawn chair collapses.] Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
- Kearney: This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
- Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite year... yester.
- [Patty and Selma are preparing to show their home movies.]
- Moe: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
- Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
- Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
- Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
- Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
- Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
- Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
- Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse! [Lisa gasps.] Yeah, that's right! I know about Milhouse.
- Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! [Giggles] I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
- Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
- Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
- Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!
- Marge: [About the Merry Go Round.] Can I go again?
- Homer: All night, baby.
- [Bart and Lisa groan.]
- Marge: Homer!
- Lisa: Bart!
- INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
- Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!
- Carl: What's wrong Moe?
- Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
- Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
- Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
- Lenny: And Fausto!
- Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!
- Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
- Grampa: Thank you!
- Homer: I was talking to the cat!
- Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
- Bart: What about Brazil?
- Lisa: After Brazil.
- Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
- Bart: In about two seconds.
- Homer: Why you little...
- Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
- Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
- Old Man: A touch of both. [Laughs crazily and then makes kisses in the air to Homer.]
- Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
- Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.
- Homer: Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
