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'''Skinner's Evil Plan''' is a song sung by [[Seymour Skinner]], [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Bart]].
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'''"Skinner's Evil Plan"''' is a song sung by [[Seymour Skinner]], [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Bart]].
  
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
=== Episode version ===
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:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
 
 
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
 
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
 
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
 
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
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:Where fun and excitement never start!
 
:Where fun and excitement never start!
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
 
:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
 
:But it helps me get through another day!
 
:But it helps me get through another day!
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:I've got to go puke in some hay!
 
:I've got to go puke in some hay!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
 
:[[Lisa]] is a fool!
 
:[[Lisa]] is a fool!
  
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:I'm fallin' in the pool!
 
:I'm fallin' in the pool!
 
=== Album version ===
 
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
 
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
 
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
 
:Soon we will have the perfect school!
 
:Where fun and excitement never start!
 
 
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
 
:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
 
:But it helps me get through another day!
 
:My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
 
:I've got to go puke in some hay!
 
 
:'''Bart''':
 
:Lisa is a fool!
 
 
:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
 
:I think the rules are cool!
 
 
:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:I'm fallin' in the pool!
 
 
:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
 
:''Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAM'': So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt?
 
 
:'''Superintendent Chalmers:'''
 
:''T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?''
 
 
:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
 
:(''chuckles) Forgive me, sir.''
 
 
:'''Lisa:'''
 
:What have I done?
 
 
:'''Bart:'''
 
:What they wanted you to.
 
 
:'''Lisa:'''
 
:Skinner betrayed me!
 
 
:'''Bart:'''
 
:But a tango takes two.
 
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical ''{{W|Evita (musical)|Evita}}''. It is part of the twentieth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical ''{{W|Evita (musical)|Evita}}''. It is part of "[[The President Wore Pearls (Medley)]]" track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
 
*{{ep|The President Wore Pearls}}
 
*{{ep|The President Wore Pearls}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
 
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
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{{The Simpsons Testify}}
  
 
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]]

Revision as of 08:37, October 20, 2019

"Skinner's Evil Plan"
Skinner's Evil Plan.png
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Seymour Skinner
Groundskeeper Willie
Bart Simpson
Length: 0:35
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Dana Gould
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "The President Wore Pearls"

"Skinner's Evil Plan" is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.

Lyrics

Seymour Skinner:
I'm so happy with my evil plan.
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Bart:
Lisa is a fool!
Seymour Skinner:
I think the rules are cool!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm fallin' in the pool!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of "The President Wore Pearls (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances