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124 "Spring Cleaning"

"'"
"Upcoming "
Splash Screen.
App icon.
Event Guide
Facebook Teaser.
2nd Facebook Teaser.
Tapped Out World's Largest Toilet.png This article contains unreleased content(s).
Due to the final update being released, this content will sadly never be released.
"If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!"
―Event teaser from the Burns' Casino Act 3 questline.
"It turns out the casino craze was just a craze – who knew - but what’s next for our favorite town? A dustup over dirt? More casinos? Well, probably not that. We’ll figure out some new ideas after we go on that team building low ropes course Gary suggested.
New characters, new buildings and new stories are coming soon!
Stay tuned!
"
―Event teaser on the App Store.
"Grass may be greener and concrete cleaner, but it's on DIRT that duels are done. Play our update coming soon, get new dirt tiles for your town, and prepare for a showdown!"
―Event teaser on the Facebook page.
"Remember, X marks the spot, XX means poison, and XXX is moonshine. Don’t mix them up, and play our update coming soon to find Springfield’s secret treasure!"
―2nd Event teaser on the Facebook page.
"Springfield is heading west! (Or maybe it already was west? We’re still not really sure on its location.) With dirt roads, old timey buildings, bandits, and a treasure trove of gold, you’ll be dying of dysentery before you can shoot a buffalo.
Play today to:
  • Change the look of your town with dirt!
  • Save your town from invading bandits!
  • Hunt for hidden gold!
  • Unlock unique animated scenes with every Act and see the story come to life!
  • And much much more!"
―Event Description on the App Store.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wild West content update , was released on April 19, 2016 and was the one hundred and twentyfifth content update. It was teased by EA on the Burns' Casino Act 3 questline, on the App Store on the Burns' Casino Takedown update and on April 17th and 18th on the game's Facebook page.

Contents

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Gummy Joe.png Gummy Joe WW Clues.png740 Gummy Joe Unlock.png Act 1 Prize.
Unlocks with 1st prize of Act 2 and 3 if not unlocked in Act 1.
Luke Stetson.png Luke Stetson Luke Stetson Unlock.png Unlocks with Hootenanny Barn.
Buck McCoy.png Buck McCoy Buck McCoy Unlock.png Unlocks with Wild West Film Set.
Tumbleweed.png Tumbleweed WW Deputy Badges.png1.190 Tumbleweed Unlock.png Act 2 Prize.

Skins

Image Name Cost Unlock message Notes
Cowboy Homer.png Cowboy Homer WW Clues.png7.490 Cowboy Homer Unlock.png Act 1 Prize.
The Kid With No Name.png The Kid With No Name WW Deputy Badges.png20.720 The Kid With No Name Unlock.png Act 2 Prize.
Prairie Maggie.png Prairie Maggie Donut65 Prairie Maggie Unlock.png
Longshot Skinner.png Longshot Skinner WW TNT.png18.560 Longshot Skinner Unlock.png Act 3 Prize.
Outlaw Snake.png Outlaw Snake WW Deputy Badges.png9.200 Outlaw Snake Unlock.png Act 2 Prize.
Wes Doobner.png Wes Doobner Wes Doobner Unlock.png Unlocks with Wes Doobner's Rib Huts.

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Notes
Town Plaza.pngTown Plaza 2.pngTown Plaza 3.png Town Plaza 6s FREE Event Unlocked after starting Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2.
WW General Store.png General Store Unlocked after starting Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5.
WW Bank.png Bank 4h WW Clues.png15.860 Installing New Vault Door Act 1 Prize.
Corral.png Corral WW Deputy Badges.png33.320 Walking Animals In Circles Act 2 Prize.
Top Chop Barber Shop.png Top Chop Barber Shop WW Clues.png15.860 Sweeping Up Trimmings Act 1 Prize.
Ordnance Express.png Ordnance Express WW Deputy Badges.png3.890 Filling Bandoliers Act 2 Prize.
Part and Parcel Postal.png Part and Parcel Postal WW TNT.png9.200 Sending Important Messages Act 3 Prize.
Wilted Rose.png Wilted Rose 6s Donut60 Fulfilling Fantasies and Nightmares
Hootenanny Barn.png Hootenanny Barn 8h Donut125 Swinging Partners Unlocks Luke Stetson.
Blacksmith.png Blacksmith WW TNT.png9.200 Forging Simple Things Dramatically Act 3 Prize.
Sneed's Feed & Seed.png Sneed's Feed & Seed 6s Donut90 Scooping Seed & Feed
Wes Doobner's Rib Huts.png Wes Doobner's Rib Huts 8h WW Clues.png25.580 Slathering Sauces Act 1 Prize.
Unlocks Wes Doobner.
Wild West Film Set.png Wild West Film Set 6s Donut150 Robbing Springfielders Unlocks Buck McCoy.

Returning

Image Name Building time Costs Task Returns from
Fort Sensible Tapped Out.png Fort Sensible 6s Donut65 Boring School Children Whacking Day, Clash of Clones and Winter 2015

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Cactus Rock 1.png Cactus Rock WW Pickaxe.png320
Day 1, 11
Act 1 General Store Prize.
Cactus Rock 2.png WW Hat.png340
Day 4, 29
Act 1 and 3 General Store Prize.
Cactus Rock 3.png WW Coin.png80
Day 14, 24
Act 2 General Store Prize.
Stage Coach.png Stage Coach WW Clues.png2.360 Act 1 Prize.
Hitched Horse.png Hitched Horse Donut20
Day 1, 32
Act 1 and 3 General Store Prize.
Bloodbath Gulch Sign.png Bloodbath Gulch Sign Donut25
Day 9
Act 1 General Store Prize.
Frontier Cemetery.png Frontier Cemetery WW TNT.png3.890 Act 3 Prize.
Frontier Water Tower.png Frontier Water Tower WW TNT.png1.190
Mortician Carriage.png Mortician Carriage WW TNT.png3.890
Horse Trough.png Horse Trough Donut10
Day 15, 36, 39
Act 2 and 3 General Store Prize.
Wooden Barrel.png Wooden Barrel Donut10
Day 21
Act 2 General Store Prize.
Wooden Barrels me.png Wooden Barrels WW Gun.png170
Day 31
Act 3 General Store Prize.
Wooden Barrels lg.png WW Coin.png120
Day 38
Explosives.png Explosives WW Coin.png160
Day 33
Covered Wagon.png Covered Wagon WW Gun.png350
Day 29, 40
Forgotten Gold Treasure.pngForgotten Gold Treasure 2.pngForgotten Gold Treasure 3.png Forgotten Gold Treasure FREE Unlocked after starting The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 5.
Rock Pile 1.png Rock Pile WW Pickaxe.png320
Day 5, 10
Act 1 General Store Prize.
Rock Pile 2.png WW Hat.png340
Day 19, 27
Act 2 General Store Prize.
Rock Pile 3.png WW Gun.png260
Day 18, 35
Act 2 and 3 General Store Prize.
Rock Pillar 1.png Rock Pillar WW Pickaxe.png320
Day 3
Act 1 General Store Prize.
Rock Pillar 2.png WW Gun.png170
Day 7, 13
Rock Pillar 3.png WW Coin.png120
Day 22
Act 2 General Store Prize.
Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence Cash250
Day 2, 6, 8, 12, 16, 20, 23, 30, 34, 37, 41
General Store Prize.
Hot Springs.png Hot Springs Donut45
Cow Tongues.png Cow Tongues Cash45,000
WW Carl's Dad Caverns.png Carl's Dad Caverns WW TNT.png27.290 Act 3 Prize.
Old Mine.png Old Mine Donut180
Quicksand.png Quicksand Donut45
Frink's Mechano Spider.png Frink's Mechano Spider Donut130
WW Princess.png Princess WW Deputy Badges.png33.320 Act 2 Prize.
Hitching Post.png Hitching Post WW Hat.png340
Day 17, 25
Act 2 General Store Prize.
Frontier Gate.png Frontier Gate Cash500
Day 26
Cacti.png Cacti Donut15

Returning

Image Name Cost Returns from
TO COC Stock.png Stock Donut10 Clash of Clones
TO COC Two-Story Outhouse.png Two-Story Outhouse Donut50
TO COC Windmill.png Windmill Donut30
Tapped Out Cactus Patch.png Cactus Patch Donut20 Terwilligers
Tapped Out Rolling Rock.png Rolling Rock Donut80
Tapped Out Giant Grasshopper.png Giant Grasshopper Donut35 Season 24 Yard Sale

Consumables

Image Name Cost
WW Dirt.png Dirt FREE
WW Dirt Road.png Dirt Road

Image Name Act 1 Cost Act 2 Cost Act 3 Cost
Deputy Credentials.png Deputy Credentials Donut90 Donut60 Donut30

Item Origins

Item or Building Episode
Gummy Joe Last Exit to Springfield
Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
Hootenanny Barn
Luke Stetson
Hot Springs
Cow Tongues
Dude, Where's My Ranch?
Buck McCoy The Lastest Gun in the West
The Simpsons Movie (cameo)
Tumbleweed A Star Is Burns
Coming to Homerica
Cowboy Homer Colonel Homer
The Kid With No Name The Lastest Gun in the West
Longshot Skinner Yellow Subterfuge
General Store Bart's Comet
Corral Lisa's Pony
Sneed's Feed & Seed E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Wes Doobner's Rib Huts
Wes Doobner
Funeral for a Fiend
Fort Sensible Whacking Day
Bloodbath Gulch Sign
Horse Trough
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
Carl's Dad Caverns Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade (mentioned)
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
Frink's Mechano Spider The Sweetest Apu
Princess Lisa's Pony
Saddlesore Galactica (mentioned)
Two-Story Outhouse My Sister, My Sitter
Rolling Rock Black Widower
Giant Grasshopper Penny-Wiseguys
Prairie Maggie, Outlaw Snake, Town Plaza, Bank, Top Chop Barber Shop, Ordnance Express, Part and Parcel Postal, Wilted Rose,
Blacksmith, Wild West Film Set, Cactus Rocks, Stage Coach, Hitched Horse, Frontier Cemetery, Frontier Water Tower,
Mortician Carriage, Wooden Barrels, Explosives, Covered Wagon, Forgotten Gold Treasure, Rock Piles, Rock Pillars, Frontier Fence, Old Mine,
Quicksand, Hitching Post, Frontier Gate, Cacti, Stock, Windmill, Cactus Patch, Deputy Credentials
The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusives


Gameplay

Once Upon a Time in Springfield

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 1

After the user logs in on April 19th:
Grampa Lisa! Wanna see a magic trick?
Lisa It's not the old coin-behind-the-ear one, is it? Because you do that trick, like, a lot.
Grampa Look! You've got something behind your ear!
Lisa It's just that every time you pull out the coin, I'm expected to act all surprised. It's a lot to ask of an eight-year-old.
Grampa It's a COIN behind your ear! Surprised?
Lisa ...
Lisa Wait! Grampa, this coin is made of gold! Where did you get it?
Grampa I told you -- magic! And speaking of magic, wanna see a trick? I think you've got something behind your ear...
Lisa Not now! I want to find out where this coin came from. I've never seen anything so beautiful...
Task: Make Lisa Research Gold Coin (6s, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Grampa! This gold coin is an ultra-rare 1879 U.S. Triple Eagle! It's priceless! Where did you get it?
Grampa Well, the last time I wore these pants was a hundred-some years ago. The late eighteen hundreds, it was. During the Springfield Gold Rush.
Lisa How old ARE you?
Grampa I'm however old I need to be to make the story work, silly!
Homer Guys! I came as soon as I heard a relative had money! What's up?
Grampa Lisa's all excited because of a gold coin I found years ago in a saloon in Old Springfield.
Homer Then there's only one thing to do -- rebuild Old Springfield and find more wonderful gold!
Lisa Hold on. Even if there WAS gold in Old Springfield, why would a replica built today have any gold in it?
Homer It's video game logic, sweetie. Trust me. There'll be gold.
Lisa But--
Homer Shhhhh. Video game logic.
Task: Build Town Plaza
Moe Hey, hey, hey! How come youse built another bar in town? You trying to compete with Moe's?
Homer It's not a bar, Moe. It's a wild west SALOON.
Moe It's got horse poop on the stairs, rotgut in unmarked bottles, guys shootin' each other over poker hands -- it's way nicer than my place!
Homer Relax. We're just rebuilding Old Springfield so that there'll be piles of gold in Today Springfield.
Moe Gold? Did you say GOLD?
Homer Shoot. I did. Well, as long as the gold remains a secret between you and me.
Quimby GOLD?! I always wanted to be Mayor of a boomtown. I declare the Springfield Gold Rush officially open!
Quimby Gold mining land claims are available for lease from the Town Hall.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 3

After completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2:
Apu Get your gold rush supplies right here! Pick axes! Gold pans! Long johns with backside flap -- pre-stunk, like you've been prospecting in them for years!
Apu And guns, guns, guns! Show those claim jumpers you once called friends that gold fever's got you good!
Task: Make Apu Sell Overpriced Supplies (6s, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Springfielders Buy Overpriced Supplies [x3] (6s, Town Plaza)
Quest Reward: WW Pickaxe.png768 XP10

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I can barely move -- there's people everywhere. Hey, idiots, get off the street! We're trying to have a Gold Rush here!
Lisa They just want to strike it rich, same as you.
Homer Come on. I love money WAY more than these guys. Oh, they'll all SAY they like money, but you can tell they don't really mean it. Not like me.
Homer Time to thin the herd.
Homer Hey, Carl! I found an old treasure map. It said “to find the gold, turn east at the Kwik-E-Mart and walk one billion paces. Then start digging.”
Carl Thanks for the tip, Homes!
Homer Lenny! Did you hear the rumor? There's gold in them thar hills!
Lenny Them hills right thar?
Homer No, them other hills just past them thar hills. Head thar-a-way, and keep going for a few weeks. You'll know you're thar when you get thar.
Lenny Gold, here I come!
Homer Lisa, quick! Try to figure out where the gold really is. Use your book larnin'!
Lisa Only if you stop talking like that.
Task: Make Homer Rile People Up (6s, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Springfielders Get Riled Up [x3] (6s, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Lisa Search for Clues (6s, Town Plaza)
On job start:
Carl You lied to me, Homer Simpson!
Homer Now, now. I did what any friend would -- gladly screw a pal over a few bucks.
Lenny I'd sure love to have a bare knuckles brawl with you. But I feel that a wild west saloon is no proper place for such behavior. I feel this strongly.
Homer Are you kidding? Let's brawl!
On job end:
Lisa I couldn't find any clues to the whereabouts of the gold, Dad.
Homer Not now, sweetie. Daddy's brawling.
Homer Be a lamb and hand me that breakaway chair, will you?
Lisa If you need me, I'll be cowering behind the bar with the prostitutes.
WW Event Guide.png
Quest Reward: WW Hat.png128 XP10

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Apu You, sir! Are you a desperate fortune-seeker whose lust for gold has weakened his grip on reality?
Homer I like to think so.
Apu Well, you can't be a genuine sourdough without my authentic, old-timey, Wild West knick-knacks and accoutrements!
Homer It's true. Movie cowboys never shut up about their precious accoutrements.
Homer I want everything you got!
Task: Build the General Store
Task: Complete a General Store Exchange [x3]
Task: Unlock and Place the Cactus Rock
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6

After completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5:
Homer Saloons, brawls, and opportunistic merchants. I can't imagine anything going wrong now!
Bandit Thanks for leading me to your home you bumbling oaf!
Bandit Now gimme all your cash, 4k OLED ultra-thin internet-ready telly-visions and whiskey!
Homer I can take the being robbed at knifepoint, gunpoint, and even fingerpoint.
Homer But Homer J. Simpson does not stand for having his alcohol stolen at anything-point!
Homer A little help Skyfinger??
System Message Bandits are hiding out in Springfield. Tap on hideouts to clear them out and then tap to capture them!
Task: Make Homer Get Robbed (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Clear Bandit Hideouts [x3]
Task: Clear Bandits to Upgrade Town Plaza [x20]
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 7

After tapping on Prospector's exclamation mark:
Prospector *sniff* ; *sniff-sniff*
Prospector I smells gold, I does.
Homer A prospector! These gold-crazed, rag-clad, illiterate lunatics are real pros. I gotta get rid of him.
Homer Hey there, um, I'm gonna guess you're called “Stinky?”
Prospector John. My name is John.
Homer If you're prospectin' fer gold, why not stake a claim in one of my friend's towns? They're paving the streets with gold!
Prospector You'd rather I clean yer friend out than you? That's pretty low.
Homer Well, you know. Gold fever and all.
Prospector I'm only pullin' yer leg. Yee-haw! Gold! Gold gold gold!
System Message Drop Prospectors in your friend's towns to keep them from finding your gold!
Task: Send Prospectors to Other Springfields
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer How am I supposed to find the gold with this many interruptions?
Homer Lisa! Did you find the gold yet?
Lisa No Dad, I've been trying to tell you that rebuilding Old Springfield-
Homer You Millennials and your excuses!
Lisa I'm not a Millennial!
Homer Rejecting labels? Sounds Millennial. I'll be at the Saloon when you find the gold.
Task: Start a Craze at the Town Plaza
Task: Generate Resources at the Town Plaza [x96] (4h, Time Plaza)
Task: Unlock General Store Day 1 Prizes [x2]
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 9

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Marge You know, life in a Wild West town isn't so bad! I mean, it ain't not so un-bad, pardner!
Marge Today, a man tipped his hat to me and said, “Morning, ma'am.” I'll trade a dramatic uptick in gunfights for a little common courtesy any day!
Cletus It ain't no proper frontier town without dirt roads.
Cletus On a paved road, what's the blood supposed to soak into? Is we bumpkins, or ain't we?
Task: Place Dirt
Task: Place Dirt Road
Task: Make Springfielders Use Frontier Mannerisms [x5] (8h, Town Plaza)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I broke the tab off my can of Duff! This is like that movie “The Martian,” only I'm ten times more screwed than that guy ever was.
Gummy Joe Perhaps Chomper could be of service?
Homer You, sir, would use your only remaining tooth to open my beer can?
Gummy Joe Chomper has always wondered why the good Lord spared him, while all his brothers and sisters are gone. I think now he has his answer.
Task: Unlock Gummy Joe
Task: Make Homer and Gummy Joe Drink at the Saloon (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Collect All Finale Pieces
Homer Look! I found another gold coin!
Willie Give it here, Simpson! In Springfield, we share all our good fortune with others.
Homer Since when?
Quimby Yeah, seriously. When have any of us ever shared anything?
Willie Look, we can stand here all day discussing what great sharers we all are, or we can rip that coin from Homer's cold, dead hands.
Quimby An excellent point. Get him!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 11

Story Finale Guide.pngAct 1 Story Finales Screen.png
After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces:
Task: Play Act 1 Finale
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency
Homer Get away! It's my coin. I found it!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Nice and Tidy

After having secondary quests in the Task Book:
System Message We've stored some of your quests while you work on more important things. You can find your tied up quests by tapping this icon in your Task Bar.
300px200px

A Fistful of Bothers

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 1

After the user logs in on May 3rd:
Marge Mayor Quimby, as a concerned citizen, I worry that the recent mob attack on my husband, while hilarious, is an indication that crime is on the rise.
Quimby Fine. We'll build a jail.
Marge More jails won't solve anything. We should address the root cause of the problem. This gold rush is--
Quimby A new jail is easier.
Marge Yes, but--
Quimby Americans love jails, lady. Even more than they love Peyton Manning eating crappy delivery pizza while humming that awful insurance jingle.
Wiggum Enough talk! I wanna see Springfielders building a jail at the Town Plaza or I’m canceling this whole gold rush event.
Task: Make Springfielders Build a Jail at the Town Plaza [x5] (30s, Town Plaza)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Having a jail next to the saloon sure is great. This'll make getting dragged to the drunk tank a breeze!
Wiggum Gotta love that new jail smell.
Wiggum And playing Wild West sheriff is a blast! *SLAM* Aw, dang it. Just locked myself in the cell.
Snake You hear that, criminals? This is our chance to show Springfield what frontier life was really like!
Task: Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Promote Lawlessness (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Springfielders Abuse Lawlessness [x3] (4h, Town Plaza)
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail (2h, Town Plaza)
On job start:
Nelson The police are locked behind bars. We can do anything we like!
Homer I can drive 100 MPH in a school zone, like God intended!
Carl I can openly funnel nuclear secrets to my North Korean handlers!
Professor Frink I can announce particle physics discoveries that have been confirmed at only four-sigma certainty!
Nelson ...
Professor Frink You see, the normal requirement is five sigma, not four, so.... Look, you wouldn't beat up an adult, would you?
Nelson ...
Professor Frink I suppose you would.
On job end:
Wiggum I'm out! I escaped! What did I miss?
Bart An uninterrupted reign of lawlessness and terror.
Wiggum I meant, what did I miss on TV? I'm still kind of a watch-it-live guy. Don't really care for DVRs.
Bart You really are a disgrace, you know.
Wiggum I ENJOY THE COMMUNAL ASPECT OF WATCHING TELEVISION WHEN IT AIRS THE FIRST TIME, OKAY?
Wiggum Oh, you mean a disgrace to law enforcement. Yeah, I pretty much am.
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Reviled Bunch

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake Time to step up our criminal game, law-breakers.
Wiggum Do your worst, Snake! Lou will face down anyone you throw at us!
Lou These are dangerous individuals, Chief. I could use a little help.
Wiggum Lou, if I wanted excuses I would've assigned it to myself. Now take him down!
System Message Most Wanted bandits have joined the outlaw ranks! Capture them daily for bonus resources!
Task: Capture a Most Wanted Bandit
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Kirk Hey, Homer. Milhouse wants to set up a play date.
Homer I'm not sure Bart's free. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he is....
Homer College! I think I remember something about Bart going to college. Try there.
Kirk No, uh, Milhouse wants to play with YOU. Don't you, Milhouse?
Milhouse No I don't! This is weird!
Kirk Sure you do! You'll have a blast, Homer. Milhouse will bring a hoverboard and a case of Duff.
Homer What will the neighbors think about a grown man who spends his time with other people's children? Besides “what a great guy,” I mean.
Homer All right, send the little dweeb over.
Task: Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House
Task: Make Homer Have a Playdate With Milhouse (3h, Simpson House, Milhouse)
On job start:
Milhouse Another beer, Mr. Simpson? Perhaps a spin on my Chinese-made, discount hoverboard?
Homer Are you trying to get me drunk so I'll fall off your hoverboard and be knocked unconscious?
Milhouse That's pretty suspicious of you.
Homer I'm sorry. I think crazy thoughts when I'm sober. Beer me, playmate.
On job end:
Lisa Dad! Mr. Van Houten clearly sent Milhouse here to drunken you with beer so they could search our house for gold.
Homer Iz tha so? Well, it din't work! *SNORES* ... *SNORES*
Lisa I'm very disappointed, Milhouse. And to think I'm actually married to you in several episodes set in the future.
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Outlaw Snake What's up dude?
Bart Hey, Snake. You and your outlaw gang get a bad rap. The way I see it, you're a prankster, just like me!
Bart It's all in good fun, right? So how can I help?
Outlaw Snake We're just about to start planning our next hilarious prank. Sit in, little buddy!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Snake Meet With Outlaws
Task: Make Bart Sit in on Outlaw Meeting (4h, Town Plaza)
Outlaw Snake Attention fellow outlaws. Someone out there has the gold. So what we're gonna do is...
Outlaw Snake Kidnap Springfield's children at gunpoint and hold them for ransom. If the sheriff gets involved, we dynamite the jailhouse and shoot our way out of town.
Bart Ay carumba!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Hey everyone! Snake and his gang are planning to kidnap all the kids as ransom! We've got to stop him!
Wiggum Oh, come on. Kidnapping kids is a logistical nightmare. It's not a viable crime model. As a respected desperado, Snake would know that.
Wiggum Now hush. Gummy Joe is spinning yarns of Wild West life. Fascinating stuff!
Gummy Joe ...then Black Pete decided the only way he'd get his hands on that gold was to kidnap every kid in the town of Devil's Vomit Gulch and hold ‘em for ransom.
Wiggum “Devil's Vomit Gulch.” I wish this town had a cool name like that.
Gummy Joe And the kidnapping plan worked to perfection. As kidnapping always does.
Task: Make Gummy Joe Tell Rootin'-Tootin' Stories (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Springfielders Listen to Gummy Joe's Stories [x5] (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Bart Try to Warn Springfielders (4h, Town Plaza)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 6

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart It looks like I'll have to deal with Snake myself.
Bart I shall become... the Kid With No Name.
Bart Hey, Sheriff Wiggum! I just saw a donut roll into that jail cell.
Wiggum A donut, you say? Better saddle up, strap on my six-shooters and mosey on over-- *SLAM* And, I just locked myself in the cell again.
Bart Sorry, Sheriff. But I can't have the law getting in my way. The Kid With No Name fights alone.
Wiggum Hey, there really is a donut in here! I'm not going to get shot, and also I have a donut. Pretty good. Pret-ty good.
Task: Make Bart Plan Snake's Downfall (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail Again (2h, Town Plaza)
Task: Collect All Act 2 Finale Pieces
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Corral & Princess

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After opening Story Finale screen:
Task: Collect Deputy Badges to Earn Prize
Task: Build the Corral
Task: Place Princess
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

More Deputy Badges

After completing Corral & Princess:
Task: Collect Deputy Badges [x1750]
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 7

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces:
The Kid With No Name Snake! Your days of rabble-rousing are over. Prepare to meet your maker.
Outlaw Snake Well, well. The Kid With No Name. Don't think just because you're young I won't draw on you.
The Kid With No Name You're forgetting one thing. I'm a Simpson -- they can't kill me off.
Outlaw Snake Your dad's mother thought the same thing, but where is she now?
Task: Play Act 2 Finale
Nelson Haw haw!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Snake may have run off for now, but he'll be back. We need to protect the town.
Ned If we want fool-proof, iron-clad protection from those who would harm us, there is really only one thing to do...
Lisa Don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church” don't say “build a church”...
Ned We'll build a church! When you're in trouble, nothing screams “Lord, help me first, before those other people!” like a brand new church.
Gummy Joe In the old west, we don't build churches. We build Missions.
Ned Missions? Aren't those a little C-c-c-c-c-c-atholic?
Task: Make Saints Build a Mission at the Town Plaza [x3] (30s, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Gummy Joe Tell Stories to Mission Builders (1h, Town Plaza)
Ned Would you look at that? There's a Triple Eagle gold coin inside the mission!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer I saw the gold coin first! It's mine!
Quimby Any gold found inside the town limits is subject to tax. Also, the Mayor gets to rub said gold against his cheek and call it his precious. Very old law. Very important.
Lisa People, we can't come unglued every time we stumble upon an old coin.
Moe Don't listen to her! Come unglued! Youse guys, riot on those guys. I'm going to smash that lamppost with a baseball bat until doing that fixes society.
Lisa WHY ARE WE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHEN SNAKE IS STILL OUT THERE????
Task: Make Lisa Ominously Warn (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Springfielders Overreact to Warnings [x5] (4h, Town Plaza)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Principal Skinner, you've got to help defend Springfield against Snake and his outlaw gang!
Skinner If you need a hero, Springfield has better options. Disco Stu, for example. Or Crazy Cat Lady. Even Total Coward Dan is significantly braver than me.
Lisa Well, you have a gun, don't you? Didn't the NRA sponsor some bill requiring you to be packing any time you're on school grounds?
Skinner I can't even smile at a kindergartener unless I'm carrying an anti-tank missile.
Lisa Then come with me! And bring any weapons you've got!
Bart Gummy Joe! Will you stand with me?
Gummy Joe Why me? I’m old. I’m not that popular. If I disappeared tomorrow, Springfield wouldn’t suffer.
Bart BECAUSE you’re old. BECAUSE no one likes you. BECAUSE you seem to be around whenever a gold coin turns up.
Gummy Joe Rousing words! I'll do it!
Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Lisa Convince Skinner to Help (1h, Springfield Elementary, Skinner)
Task: Make Bart Convince Gummy Joe to Help (1h, Town Plaza, Gummy Joe)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Outlaw Snake People of Springfield! The day of, like, reckoning is upon you! Totally.
Outlaw Snake Tell me where the gold is, and nobody gets hurt.

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Why Snake say “nobody get hurt?” Brutus want hurt people.
Outlaw Snake Brutus, look--

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Don't “Brutus, look” Brutus. Terms of Brutus employment very clear: “Brutus shall render people-hurting services to the Snake Gang, Ltd. (hereafter, ‘SGL'). Brutus will have--“
Outlaw Snake I know what the contract says.

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BRUTUS NOT FINISHED. “Brutus will have full discretion as to severity and breadth of Brutus people-hurting.”

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Brutus confused. Contract language seem crystal clear. Maybe Brutus make mistake?
Outlaw Snake No, no. Technically you're right.

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Oh, so good of Snake to tell Brutus he right! When Brutus KNOW he right because Brutus READ CONTRACT.
Outlaw Snake Okay, everybody. Time out. I need to sort a few things out with my gang.
Task: Make Snake Ready the Henchmen (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make the Simpsons Prepare for Standoff [x5] (4h, Town Plaza)
Task: Make Gummy Joe and Skinner Prepare for Standoff (4h, Town Plaza, Skinner)
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Carl's Dad Caverns

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After opening Story Finale screen:
Task: Place Carl's Dad Caverns
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

More TNT

After completing Carl's Dad Caverns:
Task: Collect TNT [x2500]
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 5

After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces:
Task: Play Act 3 Finale
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 6

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark:
Gummy Joe Sorry I let you think there was a massive pile of gold coins out there to discover.
Gummy Joe I just wanted you to build Old Springfield, so your kids could learn valuable frontier skills.
Gummy Joe Skills like: tobacco chewin', gun fightin', rattlesnake tossin', “g” droppin' and horse-polishin'.
Gummy Joe Fortunately, I'm financially set thanks to the success of Toothless Joe's Gum.
Gummy Joe So if you want the gold, take it!
Homer You mean… we're finally going to have the treasure?
Task: Place Frontier Gold Treasure
Task: Make Homer Dig Up Frontier Gold Treasure [x2] (3h, Forgotten Gold Treasure)
Homer It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Aside from my wife and kids'... pile of gold, should they ever get one.
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

The Gold, the Dad, and the Gummy Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Springfield has sure gone through a lot to find this treasure.
Lisa And for what? The only currencies valued in Springfield are Donuts, Lattes, and other random items of insignificance.
Mr. Burns So… you won't mind if I add it to my mountain of gold?
Cookie Kwan Or use it to pave the sidewalks of premier property?
Homer I dug it up, it's all mine!
Lisa *Sigh*
System Message The treasure has been found, but the frontier craze hasn't ended. Keep playing to build out Old Springfield!
Quest reward: Cash100 and 10 Event Currency

Premium Gameplay

Coyote Oldie

Coyote Oldie Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Skinner The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.
Skinner Who would POSSIBLY remember that?
Agnes You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.
Agnes HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?
Agnes At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.”
Task: Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams (8h, Skinner House or Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 2

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark:
Agnes Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
Skinner How I wish I'd never let you watch “Game of Thrones,” Mother.
Belle Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.
Belle And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?
Agnes
  • giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother.
Belle Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!
Belle Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.
Agnes I suppose I could wait tables or something.
Skinner Mother, you cannot be considering this!
Agnes So long as it bothers you, I'm in!
Task: Make Agnes Wait Tables (8h, Wilted Rose)
If the user has Belle: Task: Make Belle Keep the Books (8h, Wilted Rose)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 3

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark:
Belle Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!
Belle You've got droops in all the right places.
Agnes I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.
Belle Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!
Comic Book Guy Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.
Task: Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show (4h, Wilted Rose)
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show (4h, Wilted Rose)
Task: Make Belle Post Show Clips Online (4h, Wilted Rose)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Coyote Oldie Pt. 4

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark:
Agnes I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.
Belle You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.
Mr. Burns Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!
Agnes You ain't seen nothin' yet!
Task: Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place (4h, Wilted Rose)
Task: Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show [x3] (4h, Wilted Rose)
Characters: Comic Book Guy, Chalmers, Otto, Grampa, Mr. Burns, Sideshow Mel, Barney, Willy
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Buck in the Saddle Again

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 1

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark:
Bart It's Buck McCoy, the greatest movie cowboy of them all!
Buck McCoy Howdy, little pardner. If you could just point me in the direction of my house.... I seem to have misplaced it.
Bart Yeah, thing is, your house isn't in this update. Maybe sometime in the future!
Buck McCoy What in tarnation is an “update?” And I ain't never heard of “the future” neither.
Buck McCoy Fortunately there's an old cowboy trick for findin' out what's really going on.
Task: Make Buck McCoy Call His Agent (1h, Brown House)
On job start:
MacArthur Parker Buck, baby! Always good to hear from Hollywood royalty. How's alcohol rehab?
Buck McCoy They kicked me out. I sent Frank the Wonder Horse on one too many liquor store runs.
Buck McCoy Listen, I know this is a story you've heard a million times from down-on-their-luck actors, but...
Buck McCoy ...an irresponsible video game company neglected to include my house in an update. I need some fast money.
MacArthur Parker Let me make a few calls and get right back to you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 2

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark:
MacArthur Parker Great news, Buck. Hollywood is just gaga to employ eighty-something-year-old actors in all their tent-pole films.
Buck McCoy I feel sorry for all them gorgeous twenty-year-old actors. They'll never catch a break.
MacArthur Parker Plus, we're in the middle of a real western craze.
MacArthur Parker You can thank the boffo box office of mega-hits like “The Lone Ranger,” “Jonah Hex,” and “Cowboys and Aliens.”
MacArthur Parker They want you on the set of the latest sure-fire western mega-hit right away!
MacArthur Parker You're going to teach the actors how to ride, lasso and be authentic fake cowboys.
Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Stunt Riding (4h, Wild West Film Set)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 3

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark:
Buck McCoy Let's see how you fellers are doin' on yer cowboy accents.
Buck McCoy Repeat after me: “Y'all better mosey on outta here if ya know what's good fer ya.”
Wolfcastle You had all better this that and de other thing. Baby.
Buck McCoy Even for a first try, that was awful. Try just the first word: “y'all.”
Wolfcastle You all. Baby.
Buck McCoy Where you from, cowpoke?
Wolfcastle Austria.
Buck McCoy Well, I ain't never been to Austria, Texas. But they sure teach lousy English there.
Krusty How's this, Buck: “Hey hey, y'all!”
Buck McCoy Are you wearing makeup? Cowboys don't.
Krusty The look is non-negotiable.
Krusty But don't worry. They paid a couple of Harvard kids $5 million to write a backstory that explains the whole “clown gunslinger” thing.
Task: Make Buck McCoy Give Cowboy Speech Lessons (8h, Wild West Film Set)
Task: Make Celebrities Talk Like a Cowboy [x3] (8h, Wild West Film Set)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 4

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark:
Buck McCoy Let's focus on the deadliest, most cold-blooded cowboy skill.
Buck McCoy I'm talking, of course, about making a lasso go round while you hop through it, smilin' and singin'.
Buck McCoy The smile's the key. Famed gunslinger Pistol Sanderson once killed ten U.S. Marshals with a perfectly-timed lasso smile.
Krusty Lasso? The tech guys said we could CGI the rope in later. I'll be in my trailer.
Buck McCoy You mention CGI again, and I'll lasso-smile you dead where you stand.
Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Lasso Skills (4h, Wild West Film Set)
Task: Make Celebrities Turn Lassos Into Tangled Messes [x3] (4h, Wild West Film Set)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Buck in the Saddle Again Pt. 5

After tapping on Buck McCoy's exclamation mark:
Buck McCoy Dang it, I'll make cowboys of you city slickers yet.
Buck McCoy Lesson three: how to win a gal by showing you can spit tobacc-y farther than the other fellas.
Krusty Come on! I wanna shoot something already!
Buck McCoy Baby steps. You ain't even learned to ride a horse while standing on your head.
Wolfcastle I agree with clown. The time for shoot is now.
Buck McCoy Fine. We'll start with something easy -- shooting the wings off a june bug at fifty paces. Go!
Task: Make Buck McCoy Demonstrate Extreme Marksmanship (1h, Wild West Film Set)
Task: Make Krusty Accidentally Shoot Buck McCoy (1h, Wild West Film Set)
Task: Make Celebrities Point Cool Guns at Things [x3] (1h, Wild West Film Set)
On job start:
Buck McCoy You shot me!
Krusty Don't worry. There's an intern from Emerson we can pin the blame on.
Krusty Elizabeth? Be a dear and put your fingerprints on this trigger?
On job end:
Buck McCoy I don't think this is for me. The movie stars of today are selfish, lazy and entitled.
Buck McCoy In the Golden Age of Hollywood, we were all the things a man should be: drunk, misogynistic and mildly racist.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 1

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake Yo, professor, what is that thing?
Professor Frink Tremble before my steampunk arachno-monstrosity!
Snake It's steam-powered? Why would you ever choose steam as your power source?
Professor Frink Because it's scarier this way!
Snake Maybe I'm not getting this. What's “scary” about utilizing outmoded technology?
Professor Frink I'll squash you for that!
Task: Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake Like, ouch!
Professor Frink You see?! My colossal steam spider works! Ha-ha-ha!!!
Snake Actually, my pain comes from imagining how much more efficient it'd be with an internal combustion engine.
Snake What's your fuel source, dude? How do you boil the water?
Professor Frink Coal. It burns coal.
Snake Oh great. So it's both an engineering AND environmental disaster.
Professor Frink Who's the nerd here?
Task: Make Snake Assault Frink's Mechano-Spider (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake ...I'm just saying that a mechanical steering system like yours will never approach the reliability of fly-by-wire electronics.
Snake The weight savings alone would justify the R&D layout.
Snake And it's not like you'd have to fabricate the parts yourself. Off-the-shelf components would work.
Professor Frink STOP GIVING ME ENGINEERING ADVICE!
Snake Just let me see your blueprints. I can help!
Professor Frink Stand still!
Snake Why? So you can cough coal smoke at me until I develop asthma? God!
Task: Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider (4h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Frantically Work the Controls (6h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Hey-teful Eight-Legs Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Professor Frink My steam spider is a failure. You can go about your outlawry, Mr. Snake.
Snake No, bro, I'm here for you. Let's roll up our sleeves and make this thing work.
Snake What about going full-on electric? You could be the Tesla of giant killer mecha-spiders.
Professor Frink It won't work. Lead-acid batteries are too heavy.
Snake ...
Professor Frink What?
Snake LEAD-ACID? Is this the 1990s? Uh, hello? Lithium-ion has, like, a billion times the energy density.
Professor Frink I knew that!
Snake You are the sorriest excuse for a mad scientist I have ever met.
Professor Frink I'll squash you yet!
Task: Make Snake Easily Avoid the Mechano-Spider (4h, Frink's Mechano Spider)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Order Spare Parts Online (4h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Deputy Credentials

After 24h from completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6
System Message The Deputy Credentials are available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Bandits in a friend's town!
If the Deputy Credentails are bought:
System Message Thanks for purchasing the Deputy Credentials! You'll now get extra rewards for clearing Bandits in a friend's town!

A Trot to Remember

A Trot to Remember Pt. 1

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Furious D! How's it going?
Furious D *neighs sullenly, meaning: “Lousy, my filly left me for another horse.”*
Furious D *neighs again, translating to: “I don't know. I guess I blame myself. She had dreams I never took seriously.”*
Furious D *hangs head lower, “I thought I should be enough for her. But she had so much to share with the world, you know?”*
Bart Not really. I'm only ten, dude.
Furious D *neighs in indifference, “Ten's not so young. Your life is like, half over.”*
Bart Humans live to be eighty. Or more.
Furious D ...
Furious D *snorting with disgust, implying: “Well, that's fair. I get twenty years, you get eighty. Yet I have to carry you around on my back. Being a horse is great.”*
Bart You're bumming me out, D. We need to find you a new girlfriend.
Task: Make Furious D Speed Date (2h, Corral)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

A Trot to Remember Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Well? How'd the dating go, D?
Furious D *neighs with joy, meaning: “I met a great filly. Artsy, but ground. It feels like we've always been together, but every moment is brand new.”*
Bart Ew. I mean, uh, good for you.
Furious D *neighs and continues: “It's like she sees the real me. Down deep, where I'm just a newborn foal, scared and vulnerable. “It's okay. You are safe”, she whispers.”*
Bart Let's never speak of this again, okay?
Task: Make Furious D Feel Young Again (4h, Corral)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

A Trot to Remember Pt. 3

After tapping on Furious D's exclamation mark:
Furious D *nudges Bart, pointing his nose at a nearby saddle.*
Bart You want to ride again? All right, D! Let's show the world what a happy horse can do!
Bart Let's head to Springfield Downs and get in on a race!
Task: Make Bart Ride Again with Furious D (6h, Springfield Downs, Furious D)
On job start:
Furious D Stepping up to the gate now is Furious D!
Furious D The race is on! Furious D is first out the gate!
Furious D Look at Furious D go!
Furious D And look at every other horse running right by him! I've never seen a slower horse than Furious D!
Furious D I don't know what the term is for the opposite of a triumphant return, but that's what Furious D has given us!
On job end:
Bart I really thought you'd win, now that you're full of life again.
Furious D *neighs in realization, meaning: “I was just too happy. Suddenly running my butt off for a little acclaim seemed kind of silly.”*
Bart I knew it! Happiness is a liability to success! Miserable people are the only ones to get things done.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

City Stickler

City Stickler Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Luke Stetson? I haven't seen you since--
Luke Stetson --since your family came to my dude ranch. Where you met me, a gentle, sensitive, animal-lover.
Luke Stetson This was just before you put my sister in mortal danger ‘cause you thought she was my girlfriend.
Lisa I believe that's an accurate synopsis of the episode, yes.
Luke Stetson All I know about TV are Wikipedia plot synopses. I can't ever watch the episodes. A computer's too heavy for backcountry life.
Luke Stetson We just print out all of Wikipedia, and lug it behind us on 10,000 mules.
Lisa I'm surprised you're here to find the gold, too.
Luke Stetson Well, I need the money to fund a wildlife refuge. “Gentle, caring animal-lover,” remember?
Lisa Do I ever...
Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold With Lisa (8h, Lisa)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

City Stickler Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa So, Luke, tell me about this wildlife preserve you want to build.
Luke Stetson Picture acres and acres of unspoiled wilderness, where deer, bear and all manner of insects can be humanely hunted.
Lisa I'm sorry... hunted?
Luke Stetson Just for population control. If you have too many deer, they'll band together and invent firearms. Then it's so long, humanity.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Shop for Supplies (2h, General Store)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

City Stickler Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Luke, you, uh, said something about people hunting insects on your wildlife preserve?
Luke Stetson Bow hunting, yes. Shooting an insect with a gun ain't sporting.
Lisa What kind of INSECTS do people hunt?
Luke Stetson Oh, all kinds. Ants, weevils, butterflies...
Lisa I guess you're living proof you can “love” animals and not really know much about them.
Luke Stetson Heh heh. You sound just like an ant I know.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold (8h, Town Plaza)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

City Stickler Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Luke! Did you have any luck finding gold?
Luke Stetson Nope. Looks like I'll never open my wildlife preserve.
Luke Stetson I'm blue. I feel a song comin' on.
Luke Stetson A song about a boy who wanted to open a wildlife preserve, but couldn't find gold to pay for it.
Lisa You wrote a song about your pain?
Luke Stetson No. There's only two kinds of cowboy songs: “boy-can't-find-gold-to-pay-for-refuge,” and “my-pickup-truck-just-left-me-for-another-man.”
Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song (8h, Hootenanny Barn)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

City Stickler Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa That was beautiful. Are you sure there's no chance for us, Luke?
Luke Stetson I'm thirteen. You're eight. Wouldn't it be super creepy if I thought there WAS a chance for us?
Lisa Wow. When you put it that way, I guess you're right. Ew.
Luke Stetson It don't mean I can't call you a friend. In a “what's the harm in pretending I like hanging out with an 8-year-old” sorta way.
Lisa Eh, I think I'll pass. Bye.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song (8h, Hootenanny Barn)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

This Old Mine

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Snake What a totally rad old mine! I bet there's some neat artifacts down there.
Snake I think I'll relive the glory days a bit and check it out!
Task: Make Snake Dig for Artifacts (2h, Old Mine)
Snake Alright, time to like, see what I've got here.
Snake Some kind of time travel car from the 80's-
Snake -an android head, and pictures of cave-man graffiti.
Snake So lame! I don't regret my career change to professional criminal at all!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Hick and the Beanstalk

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Cletus Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'?
Cletus It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?
Cletus All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids...
Task: Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check (6h, Sneed's Feed and Seed)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Cletus Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!
Brandine Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?
Cletus Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever.
Brandine Yeah, just our luck.
Cletus Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.
Task: Make Cletus Care for Bean (4h, Cletus's Farm)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Brandine How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to Heaven yet?
Cletus It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.
Brandine No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.
Cletus Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.
Cletus Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.
Task: Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird (2h, Cletus's Farm)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit

Drool Grit Pt. 1

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Marge Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle!

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*suck* *suck*
Marge No, you CAN'T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before.
Marge But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence.

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*suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck*
Marge Oh, how would YOU know what's real? You're a baby.
Marge Let's do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let's churn some butter!
Marge I'm tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn!
Marge I won't miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that!

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*suck* *suck*
Task: Make Marge Churn Butter (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter (3h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit Pt. 2

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Marge Oh my... oh my stars, churning butter is... horrible. So dull... and painful...
Marge Old-timey people... such idiots. Can see why they... went extinct.
Marge Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just... watch TV or something...

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*sneaky suck*
Task: Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit Pt. 3

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Marge Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready!
Marge I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves.
Marge Isn't that right, Butter Maggie?

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...
Homer Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie!
Marge Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We've got to find our baby!
Task: Make Simpsons Search for Maggie [x4] (1h, Homes)
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free (1h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit Pt. 4

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:

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*giggles*
Marge Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away?

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*suck* *suck suck suck*
Homer What did she say, Marge?
Marge I couldn't make it out. She must be distraught -- she's sucking nonsense.
Marge Well, I'm going to make sure she can never run away again!

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*suck*
Task: Make Marge Overly Secure the House (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Bart, you look exhausted. What's wrong?
Bart Mom's got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out.
Homer The important thing is you tried, and I'm proud of you.
Bart What? Why?
Homer Well, I'm not really proud. But I think that's what good parents say to their kids.
Homer Thought I'd throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof.

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*cries*
Task: Make Homer Try to Parent (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks (2h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie (2h, Simpson House, Maggie)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Drool Grit Pt. 6

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Marge Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends.
Homer Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her.
Marge “Proud?” Why?
Homer CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME BE AN EXCELLENT PARENT?
Marge Geez, sorry. Settle down.
Homer No, I should apologize. I'm sorry I got proud of my kids. It'll never happen again.
Homer Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie!

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*giggles*
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Prizes

WW Act 1 Prizes.pngWW Act 2 Prizes.pngWW Act 3 Prizes.png

Act 1

Image Name Cost
Gummy Joe.png Gummy Joe WW Clues.png740
WW Pickaxes.png WW Pickaxe.png800 WW Clues.png1.280
Stage Coach.png Stage Coach WW Clues.png2.360
WW Hats.png WW Hat.png400 WW Clues.png4.430
Cowboy Homer.png Cowboy Homer WW Clues.png7.490
WW Pickaxes.png WW Pickaxe.png800 WW Clues.png11.360
WW Bank.pngTop Chop Barber Shop.png Bank and Top Chop Barber Shop WW Clues.png15.860
WW Hats.png WW Hat.png400 WW Clues.png20.720
Wes Doobner.pngWes Doobner's Rib Huts.png Wes Doobner's Rib Huts w/Wes Doobner WW Clues.png25.580

Chew It Over

Chew It Over Pt. 1

After unlocking Gummy Joe:
Gummy Joe Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!
Lisa Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.
Gummy Joe I guess I'll have to find a new market.
Task: Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
On job start:
Gummy Joe Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
Selma Why would I want to give up smoking?
Gummy Joe Why, because it's bad for you!
Selma It's literally the only thing I have in my life.
Gummy Joe Okay, but...
Selma I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
Gummy Joe Uh...........
Selma Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Chew It Over Pt. 2

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark:
Gummy Joe Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.
Gummy Joe Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...
Task: Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Gummy Joe Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
Gummy Joe Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.
Gummy Joe They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!
Apu High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
Apu Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
Gummy Joe But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Chew It Over Pt. 3

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark:
Gummy Joe Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
Bart No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.
Bart It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
Bart We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...
Bart ...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.
Task: Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger (6h, Krusty Burger)
Gummy Joe You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
Krusty It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.
Krusty Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Chew It Over Pt. 4

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark:
Gummy Joe I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
Milhouse What are baseball cards?
Gummy Joe Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
Milhouse Come to think of it, what's baseball?
Gummy Joe A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
Milhouse Sounds boring.
Gummy Joe It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!
Task: Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon (6h, Android's Dungeon)
Comic Book Guy I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
Comic Book Guy And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
Gummy Joe You mean, fellas like you?
Comic Book Guy I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
Gummy Joe Not a pretty picture.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Chew It Over Pt. 5

After tapping on Gummy Joe's exclamation mark:
Gummy Joe It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
Gummy Joe I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.
Task: Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum (8h)
On job start:
Mr. Burns You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
Gummy Joe Uh... what do you need ‘em for?
Mr. Burns Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
Mr. Burns Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
Gummy Joe Well heck yes they could!
Mr. Burns Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
Gummy Joe Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Fat in the Saddle

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1

After unlocking Cowboy Homer:
Cowboy Homer Check out my ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots and chaps!
Bart Be honest, those “chaps” were regular pants before you tried pulling them over your fat legs.
Marge Bart, be nice to your father! I think he looks rugged and handsome in this outfit.
Cowboy Homer And I'm a great cowboy! Show some respect, boy, or I'll tan your hide!
Bart Okay, go ahead. Tan my hide.
Cowboy Homer ...uh...Don't think I won't!
Bart I knew it! You don't even know what “tan your hide” means! You're the worst cowboy ever.
Cowboy Homer Had they invented tanning beds back in cowboy times? Maybe I lock you in one of those?
Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Horseback Riding (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2

After completing Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1:
Cowboy Homer I broke another horse.
Marge Don't give up, sweetie! You're a wonderful cowboy!
Bart He's the fattest gun in the west.
Cowboy Homer Oh, man. I'm gonna lasso you so good...
Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Lassoing (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3

After completing Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2:
Cowboy Homer I can't even do rope tricks. What kind of a singing cowboy am I?
Marge Well there is one thing you excel at, which everyone in the frontier does extensively.
Bart Eating beans?
Marge No... drinking!
Cowboy Homer You're right! I can outdrink the drunkest drunk in the whole horse trough!
Task: Make Cowboy Homer Excel at Drinking (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Frontier Freebies

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Woo-hoo! There's a new bank in town!
Homer Another precious opportunity to open checking accounts and get free junk!
Marge Homer, are you saying we have MORE than one checking account?
Homer Oh, dozens! How do you think I filled up our storage locker with junk with the names of banks on it?
Marge We have a storage locker, too?
Homer Yup. But don't worry -- the stuff inside it was FREE.
Marge And how much are we paying for the locker?
Homer $200 a month. What's your point?
Task: Make Homer Open Checking Account for Free Stuff (6h, Bank)
On job start:
Homer Let's see... I can get a pair of spurs, or a side of bacon, or a hangin' rope! Sweet!
Homer And they all have the name of the bank on ‘em. Even the bacon. That's attention to detail.
Homer I'll take 'em all! Three accounts please.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 1

After unlocking Wes Doobner:
Wes Doobner Yee-haw! Wes Doobner is servin' up the tastiest ribs this side of New York's esteemed Eleven Madison Park!
Wes Doobner And unlike THAT rest-y-rant, we won't cancel your regular Tuesday lunch with Elaine May and Jann Wenner just because you tried to murder the Simpsons a few dozen times!
Lisa Sideshow Bob, we KNOW that's you.
Wes Doobner Don't blow this for me, Lisa. Please? It's so hard for an escaped convict to make a fresh start.
Bart Can we just fast forward to the part where you try -- and fail -- to kill me?
Wes Doobner What's the rush, Bart? Isn't revenge a dish worth savoring? Uh, I mean -- yee-haw!
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Develop Rib Recipe (12h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Wes Doobner I have it! The perfect recipe to lure the unsuspecting Simpsons into my trap!
Bart “Unsuspecting?” We just said we know exactly what you're up to!
Wes Doobner Uh... did I say that?! Shucks, that weren't nothin' foreshadow-y! Wes Doobner ain't up to squat, y'all!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Mmmm! These are the tastiest ribs I ever shame-crammed into my disgusting face!
Wes Doobner Are they really THAT good? I had no idea...
Homer They're amazing! I'm going to be a regular customer.
Lisa Seriously, Dad? You'd regularly patronize a restaurant whose whole reason for being is your son's murder?
Homer Hey, if he brings the flavor, he can do what he wants to the boy.
Wes Doobner I can't believe the public likes my cooking! What a feeling of... POWER!
Wes Doobner To take a few simple ingredients and turn them into culinary perfection...
Wes Doobner ‘Tis a feat that would have awed the alchemists of old...
Wiggum Hey, hey! We were promised rope tricks with our meal.
Wes Doobner Of course of course! Coming right up!
Task: Make Wes Doobner Perform Lasso Tricks (4h)
Task: Make Gluttons Devour Ribs [x3] (4h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 3

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
Sideshow Bob The life of a successful restaurateur is a challenging but deeply fulfilling one.
Sideshow Bob When it all works -- kitchen and front of house functioning in a graceful pas de deux -- there's nothing like it.
Sideshow Bob To think I've squandered so many years on fruitless and petty revenge schemes.
Bart Just hurry up and kill me already! We know that's where this is heading.
Sideshow Bob Foolish Bart. Can't you see your former nemesis has moved on?
Sideshow Bob The only victims I care to murder now are high prices and inattentive wait service.
Sideshow Bob Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an expansion into Missoula, Montana to plan.
Sideshow Bob Some are calling it the next Portland. Mu-hah-hah-hah!
Task: Make Wes Doobner Expand His Business (8h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Task: Make Gluttons Eat More Ribs [x3] (8h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 4

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
Sideshow Bob Okay, people! We've just received a tip that Kent Brockman will be dining with us tonight!
Sideshow Bob As host of Brockman's Bites, his reviews can make or break a restaurant!
Sideshow Bob Cletus' Grub Hut once served Brockman an undercooked possum au vin.
Sideshow Bob Six weeks later, they closed forever.
Sideshow Bob But our casual elegance and unlimited handi-wipes will bring Kent Brockman to his culinary knees.
Sideshow Bob CULINARY KNEES, I SAY!
Task: Make Wes Doobner Strut Confidently (1h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 5

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
Wes Doobner How do, Kent Brockman! What'll ya have?

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I'll take one of everything on the menu.
Wes Doobner Yee-haw! Now that's the kind of wild appetite we love to serve!
Bart The only thing that could doom this review is rats in the kitchen.
Bart And I just happen to have a bucket full of rats right here!
Task: Make Wes Doobner Serve Everything On the Menu (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Task: Make Kent Brockman Critique Restaurant for Show (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Task: Make Bart Sabotage the Review (6h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Secret Sauce to Success Pt. 6

After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark:
Wes Doobner A rat? In my kitchen! This is impossible, this is…
Wes Doobner ...the work of Bart Simpson!

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You can look for my review on Monday, Mr. Doobner. I'll be giving your rat-infested restaurant... THREE STARS.
Wes Doobner Oh. That's actually not so bad.

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I gave Guy Fieri 59 stars just last month. Guy Fieri, Mr. Doobner. You'll be out of business in days.
Sideshow Bob BART SIMPSON! PREPARE TO DIE!
Task: Make Sideshow Bob Close His Restaurant (2h, Wes Doobners's Rib Hut)
Sideshow Bob I would have left you in peace, Bart Simpson. But now you die, like my concept for casual-yet-refined down-home cooking!
Bart At last! Here we go!
Sideshow Bob You actually enjoy this, don't you?
Bart I guess I do. Weird, huh?
Wiggum Not so fast, Bob. You're under arrest!
Sideshow Bob I haven't killed the boy yet, officer! You have to wait until after!
Wiggum You're under arrest for getting a bad review. Yeah, the foodies have pretty much hijacked our criminal code. Disgraceful, but what are you going to do?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Act 2

Image Name Cost
Tumbleweed.png Thumbleweed WW Deputy Badges.png1.190
WW Guns.png WW Gun.png200 WW Deputy Badges.png1.910
Ordnance Express.png Ordnance Express WW Deputy Badges.png3.890
WW Hats.png WW Hat.png400 WW Deputy Badges.png5.870
Outlaw Snake.png Outlaw Snake WW Deputy Badges.png9.200
WW Guns.png WW Gun.png200 WW Deputy Badges.png14.960
The Kid With No Name.png The Kid With No Name WW Deputy Badges.png20.720
WW Pickaxes.png WW Pickaxe.png800 WW Deputy Badges.png27.020
Corral.pngWW Princess.png Corral and Princess WW Deputy Badges.png33.320

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Pt. 1

After unlocking Tumbleweed:
Task: Tap Tumbleweed
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Wild Wild Willie

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 1

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Willie Finally! There's a gun store in town!
Herman I've been selling guns here for ages!
Homer And Bloodbath & Beyond came to town last year.
Willie Willie either can't, or won't, read. Willie forgets which. The end result is the same, Willie supposes.
Willie Anyway, this store has a giant gun on the sign. So that's where I'm goin'!
Task: Make Willie Shop For Guns and Ammo (6h, Ordnance Express)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 2

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Willie Is this the right gun for shooting squirrels on a busy kids' playground?
Squeaky Voiced Teen It's NRA-approved for just that use! With stopping power like this, you can make an awful lot of kids safe from terrorists. Add this optional hair trigger, and the safety really shoots through the roof!
Willie Willie's not out to protect kids! Willie can't stand the wee devils!
Willie I need this gun to stop the squirrels from stealing mah twigs, string and lint. I'm trying to make a nest here, too, after all!
Squeaky Voiced Teen Ok sir, but there's a waiting period.
Willie Argh!
Task: Make Willie Impatiently Wait For a Gun (24h, Willie's Shack)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Wild Wild Willie Pt. 3

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Willie Finally! I got me boomstick and it's time for a proper reckonin'!
Willie Do these rodents really think they can outsmart Willie...
Willie ...just because their scores on standard intelligence tests are significantly higher than Willie's?
Task: Make Willie Lie in Wait (8h, Willie's Shack)
Willie Ack, I must've dozed off.
Willie Me gun! The rodent has run off with it!
Willie You win this one ya' buck-toothed bedbug.
Willie Looks like Willie's movin' back to the culvert. Well, I WAS starting to miss the odor of pig farm runoff.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

All in a Day's Work

All in a Day's Work Pt. 1

After unlocking Outlaw Snake:
Outlaw Snake I've been working so hard at outlawry, I clean forgot this is my weekend with my son Jeremy!
Outlaw Snake I don't want my son to think I'm some two-bit criminal.
Outlaw Snake I want him to think I'm a two-bit, loving father.
Task: Make Outlaw Snake Go Grocery Shopping (2h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Outlaw Snake Hands up, grocery store workers! I need you to get me everything on this shopping list.
Outlaw Snake I've organized the list by aisle, to make your robbery experience easier.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 2

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Outlaw Snake Shopping's done. What's next?
Outlaw Snake ...ugh, laundry. Such a hassle. Sorting colors, waiting for the cycle to finish, folding...
Outlaw Snake ...it's not easy on me, and it's not easy on the person I make do it at gunpoint.
Task: Make Outlaw Snake Force Flanders To Do His Laundry (4h, Flanders House, Ned)
Outlaw Snake I don't know where you learned to fold towels, Flanders, but those bad boys are FLUFFY.
Outlaw Snake You are now the ONLY guy I'll ever force to wash my undies.
Ned Aw, you flatterer...
Outlaw Snake No, you earned it, dude.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 3

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Outlaw Snake Groceries, check. Clean sheets, check.
Outlaw Snake I still need to find the perfect gift.
Outlaw Snake Siri, where's the nearest easy-to-rob toy or hobby store?
Task: Make Outlaw Snake Get a Gift From Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon, Comic Book Guy)
On job start:
Outlaw Snake Hands up, geekazoid! Gimme all your Cosmic Wars action figures, 1988 or earlier.
Comic Book Guy Well, which one should I do? Put my hands up, or give you the figures?
Outlaw Snake Everybody makes that joke, you know. You're not funny.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

All in a Day's Work Pt. 4

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Outlaw Snake Yo, son! Look at all these sweet toys Daddy stole for you. Have fun playing!
Jeremy That's great, Dad. But I was hoping I could come to work with you.
Outlaw Snake Aw, shucks, little man. I don't have any robberies planned today.
Jeremy Just thought I'd ask.
Outlaw Snake But we could play cops vs. robbers?
Jeremy Only if I get to be the robbers.
Outlaw Snake That's my boy.
Task: Make Outlaw Snake Play With Jeremy (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Lone Danger

The Lone Danger Pt. 1

After unlocking The Kid With No Name:
The Kid With No Name Call me... The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads.
Martin Kid With No Name! I need your help!
Martin The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson?
The Kid With No Name What's in it for the Kid?
Martin I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono.
The Kid With No Name Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free.
Martin Fine. How about a week's worth of homework?
The Kid With No Name The Kid With No Name accepts.
Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Nelson Haw haw! Martin cares about something!
The Kid With No Name Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds.
Nelson Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho?
The Kid With No Name The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Lone Danger Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Lisa Help, Bart!
The Kid With No Name There's no Bart here, ma'am.
Lisa *sigh* Okay, “Kid With No Name.” Have it your way.
Lisa Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy.
The Kid With No Name I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am.
Lisa Pffft! Sure you do, Bart--
The Kid With No Name IT'S “KID,” LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD!
Lisa Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month.
Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message (4h, Van Houten House)
Milhouse Puppy Goo-Goo? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you?
The Kid With No Name I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here.
The Kid With No Name Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree.
Milhouse I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll.
The Kid With No Name *COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD*
Milhouse Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Lone Danger Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
The Kid With No Name The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to--
Marge Bart? Can I talk to you.
The Kid With No Name CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up?
Marge I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends.
The Kid With No Name Nope, not me. Probably Maggie.
Maggie *indignant suck*
Marge If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me.
Marge Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards Helen Lovejoy the School Fair Bake-Off trophy.
Marge I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner.
The Kid With No Name What's in it for me?
Marge Not being grounded for the remainder of the year.
The Kid With No Name Good deal, good deal.
Task: Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Skinner Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson!
Skinner And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined!
Marge Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah!
The Kid With No Name Mom!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Lone Danger Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Are you the one they call “The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?”
The Kid With No Name It's “...With No Name.” But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all.
Mr. Burns Thanks for spelling it out for us all.
Mr. Burns Anyhoo, I have need of your services.
Mr. Burns If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like.
Task: Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

The Lone Danger Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Very impressive!
Mr. Burns Now, to the task at hand.
Mr. Burns Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time.
Mr. Burns I need you to “take care” of an associate of mine.
The Kid With No Name “Take care?” Not sure I like the sound of that...
Task: Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis (12h, Simpson House)
The Kid With No Name Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to “take care of” anyone.
The Kid With No Name Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve.
Mr. Burns Oh, you didn't think I meant “take care of” as in “take care of?” No, not at all!
Mr. Burns I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate.
The Kid With No Name Actually that IS what I thought.
Mr. Burns No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS!
Mr. Burns By taking extra special, sweet care of him...
Mr. Burns ...so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again.
The Kid With No Name I'm confused.
Mr. Burns Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Break and Corralling

Break and Corralling Pt. 1

After unlocking Corral:
Bart Look, Milhouse! A stable! Let's break in and see if they have one of those talking “Babe” pigs.
Milhouse What would we do with a Babe pig?
Bart Win sheep herding contests, idiot. Just like we always dreamed.
Task: Make Bart Break In to Corral (4h, Corral)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Break and Corralling Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart No pig in here, but that awful smell is giving me an idea.
Bart Think about it, Milhouse: why have horses been prized throughout human history?
Milhouse As a means to travel rapidly over long distances? As a draft animal on farms?
Bart Wrong. For their ability to create horse poop. And who hates horse poop more than anybody?
Milhouse Principal Skinner! We had that assembly where he warned us against horse-poop-based pranks.
Bart “You may smear anything all over my office,” he said. “But please, please, not horse poop."
Bart Well, that's exactly what we're going to do.
Task: Make Bart Steal Horse Manure (4h, Corral)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Break and Corralling Pt. 3

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart That was perhaps our finest prank ever, Milhouse. Just incredibly hurtful. Well done.
Bart And the best part is, horse poop is a renewable resource. We can do this again whenever we want.
Milhouse I don't know, Bart. That manure was HEAVY. I wish the horses weren't so far away from school.
Bart Good thinking, old chum! We'll move the horses into Willie's shack.
Milhouse But... won't Willie just move them out?
Bart I know you're one of those sad kids who considers the school janitor your buddy...
Bart ...but Willie is weird. Really, utterly bizarre. He'll probably just start talking to them.
Task: Make Bart Sneak Horses into Willie's Shack (1h, Willie's Shack
Task: Make Willie Talk With Horse Shack-mates (8h, Willie's Shack)
Willie Bah, these horses are colder than mum's moss stew.
Willie At least you still get me, Rakes-anne.

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Willie Be nice now or ya won't get a fancy new horse-hair wig.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Grazing Saddles

Grazing Saddles Pt. 1

After unlocking Princess:
Lisa With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way.
Lisa Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere?
Homer Not just “people,” Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people.
Homer If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel.
Lisa I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE!
Homer If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that--

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*neighs*
Lisa Princess! It's you!
Task: Make Lisa Drop Everything and Hug Princess (1h, Princess)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Grazing Saddles Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever.
Homer Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite!
Lisa Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself?
Lisa Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING!
Homer Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want!
Homer I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches.
Homer That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go!
Task: Make Homer Brag at Moe's (2h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Lisa Brag on Facelook (2h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Grazing Saddles Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Millicent Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the “Three Ps”: poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas.
Millicent I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals!
Lisa One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING.
Task: Make Lisa Ride Princess (6h)
On job start:
Lisa What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's “Take Five.”
Millicent Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new.
Millicent Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Act 3

Image Name Cost
Frontier Water Tower.png Frontier Water Tower WW TNT.png1.190
WW Coins.png WW Coin.png100 WW TNT.png1.910
Mortician Carriage.pngFrontier Cemetery.png Mortician Carriage and Frontier Cemetery WW TNT.png3.890
WW Guns.png WW Gun.png200 WW TNT.png5.870
Blacksmith.pngPart and Parcel Postal.png Blacksmith and Part and Parcel Postal WW TNT.png9.200
WW Coins.png WW Coin.png100 WW TNT.png14.240
Longshot Skinner.png Longshot Skinner WW TNT.png18.560
WW Hats.png WW Hat.png400 WW TNT.png22.520
WW Carl's Dad Caverns.png Carl's Dad Caverns WW TNT.png27.290

Some Assembly Required

Some Assembly Required Pt. 1

After unlocking Blacksmith:
Homer A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago.
Comic Book Guy Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback.
Comic Book Guy People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one's ancestral heritage.
Homer Yeah, it's a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work.
Comic Book Guy Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools.
Homer “Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil!
Task: Build the Blacksmith
Task: Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit (8h, Blacksmith)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa That's a nice... helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make?
Homer I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished.
Lisa On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch.
Homer You're welcome, sweetie. Another plus -- blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms!
Lisa Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science--
Homer OR... I could use a heavier hammer.
Lisa No, that won't.... Ah, forget it.
Task: Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer (6h, Blacksmith)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start!
Homer Check. Me. Out.
Bart All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat!
Homer You'll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed.
Task: Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece (12h, Blacksmith)
Homer Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak.
Lisa You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith's hammer.
Homer That's how you know it's mighty, silly.
Homer What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities!
Homer Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and.... death... whistles...uh....
Homer I look dumb, don't I?
Lisa It's not great.
Homer Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Skinner Unchained

Skinner Unchained Pt. 1

After unlocking Longshot Skinner:
Longshot Skinner The halls are empty today.
Longshot Skinner Even the children of Springfield have been consumed by the Gold Rush Fever.
Longshot Skinner Truancy is a disease. And Longshot Skinner is the cure.
Longshot Skinner Time to saddle up. Cue the music.
Task: Make Longshot Skinner Look Cool Patrolling Town (8h)
On job start:
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! A TRUANT'S WORST NIGHTMARE.
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! WEARS SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR.
Longshot Skinner DETENTION STARTS AT FIVE.
Longshot Skinner HE WILL DRAG YOU THERE DEAD OR ALIVE.
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER!!!!!!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Skinner Unchained Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! I THINK HE'S GONE FERAL.
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! CUT CLASS AT YOUR PERIL.
Longshot Skinner WHEN PRANKSTERS THREATEN THE SCHOOL.
Longshot Skinner HE'S GOT A MASTER'S IN LOSING HIS COOL.
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER!!!!!!
Task: Make Youngsters Throw Garbage at Springfield Elementary [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Longshot Skinner Protect the School (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Skinner Unchained Pt. 3

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! I THINK HE SHOT NELSON.
Longshot Skinner SKIN-NER! MY GOD, IS THAT LEGAL?
Longshot Skinner SOMEONE, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.
Longshot Skinner SERIOUSLY, SKINNER IS A DANGER TO HIMSELF, THE TOWN, AND EVERYONE IN IT.
Wiggum Stop the music! Seymour Skinner! Throw down the six-shooters and back away from the horse.
Longshot Skinner Name's Longshot. And we're on school property. This is MY jurisdiction.
Wiggum Snap out of it, Seymour! God, I hope this is some kind of dream sequence...
Task: Make Wiggum Call in Backup (2h, Police Station)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 1

After unlocking Carl's Dad Caverns :
Homer How come I never noticed this cave complex before: “Carl's Dad Caverns?”
Homer What a coincidence -- Carl, YOU have Dad named Carl's Dad!
Carl They're named after my biological father. He disappeared in there years ago.
Carl I don't talk about it. Partly because it's painful, but mostly because knowing stuff other people don't makes me feel like a big man.
Homer I understand. I swear I won't dig into your past.
Task: Make Homer Dig Into Carl's Past (2h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Lisa, I found something!
Homer It's a newspaper article. It says that Carl's father was an “eccentric alien conspiracy theorist.”
Lisa He claimed aliens had established a forward listening post in the Caverns. They put him on the Registered Nutjobs List!
Homer Nutjobs are the worst kind of registered offenders there are.
Lisa Well, he WASN'T crazy. Aliens ARE here. We bump into Kang and Kodos in the street all the time.
Lisa We need to get Carl's Dad removed from that awful registry!
Task: Make Lisa Petition the Nutso Registry (1h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Good news, Carl! We got your dad off the nutjob list!
Carl That's great, Lisa. Wish I could tell him in person.
Lisa You never went to look for him in the caves, Carl?
Carl I wanted to. More than anything. But we live in a Golden Age of TV. I just couldn't get behind on my shows.
Lisa Uh... I GUESS I understand. But if it's that important to you, shouldn't we all go look for him?
Carl It'd kill some time, I suppose. Also, you know, it's super-important to me on an emotional level.
Task: Make Lisa Search Carl's Dad Caverns With Homer (1h, Carl's Dad Caverns, Homer)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Search Carl's Dad Caverns (1h, Carl's Dad Caverns)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Look at all this hyper-advanced alien technology -- blown-glass pipes, grow lamps, hydroponic kits...
Kang Greetings, puny humans! Peace and love.
Carl Where's my father? You used all this medical equipment to conduct bizarre experiments on him, didn't you?
Kang Chill your inferior intellect! It's all good, my man. Your father, before he left, introduced us to a very special leaf.
Kodos It helps our... glaucoma. (*snorting laughter*)
Kang Yeah, we've got really bad glaucoma. The worst.
Kodos The equipment you see is for the growing and enjoyment of this miracle leaf.
Homer Ohhhhhhhhhh. I get it.
Homer Lisa, us adults are going to talk about this some more. You know the way out right?
Lisa Oh, no. If it's true what they say about this “leaf,” I do NOT need you getting any dumber. Come on.
Task: Make Homer Leave the Cave With Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Treat His “Glaucoma” (4h, Carl's Dad Caverns)
If the user has Kang and Kodos: Task: Make Rigelians Treat Their “Glaucoma” (4h, Carl's Dad Caverns)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP100

General Store Prizes

General Store Guide.pngGeneral Store Screen.png

Day Image Name Daily Cap
1 Cactus Rock 1.png Cactus Rock 2.200
Hitched Horse.png Hitched Horse
2 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 4.400
3 Rock Pillar 1.png Rock Pillar 6.600
4 Cactus Rock 2.png Cactus Rock 8.800
5 Rock Pile 1.png Rock Pile 11.000
6 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 13.200
7 Rock Pillar 2.png Rock Pillar 15.400
8 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 17.600
9 Bloodbath Gulch Sign.png Bloodbath Gulch Sign 19.800
10 Rock Pile 1.png Rock Pile 22.000
11 Cactus Rock 1.png Cactus Rock 24.600
12 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 27.200
13 Rock Pillar 2.png Rock Pillar 29.800
14 Bonuts.png Donut3 144.400
Cactus Rock 3.png Cactus Rock
15 Horse Trough.png Horse Trough 2.500
16 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 5.000
17 Hitching Post.png Hitching Post 7.500
18 Rock Pile 3.png Rock Pile 10.000
19 Rock Pile 2.png 12.500
20 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 15.000
21 Wooden Barrel.png Wooden Barrel 17.500
22 Rock Pillar 3.png Rock Pillar 20.000
23 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 22.500
24 Cactus Rock 3.png Cactus Rock 25.000
25 Hitching Post.png Hitching Post 28.000
26 Frontier Gate.png Frontier Gate 31.000
27 Rock Pile 2.png Rock Pile 34.000
28 Bonuts.png Donut3 144.000
29 Covered Wagon.png Covered Wagon 2.500
30 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 5.000
31 Wooden Barrels me.png Wooden Barrels 7.500
32 Hitched Horse.png Hitched Horse 10.000
33 Explosives.png Explosives 12.500
34 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 15.000
35 Rock Pile 3.png Rock Pile 17.500
36 Horse Trough.png Horse Trough 20.000
37 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 22.500
38 Wooden Barrels lg.png Wooden Barrel 25.000
39 Horse Trough.png Horse Trough 28.000
40 Covered Wagon.png Covered Wagon 31.000
41 Frontier Fence.png Frontier Fence 34.000
42 Bonuts.png Donut3 144.000

Daily Challenges

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Quest Time Requirement Reward
Collect Hats [x100] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5 WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png32
Collect Pickaxes [x200] WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png64
Drop Prospectors in Friends Town [x5] WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png80
Sell Overpriced Supplies at the Town Plaza 4h WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png160
Rile People Up at the Town Plaza
Send Springfielders to the Town Plaza [x5] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5, Level 1-14
Send Springfielders to the Town Plaza [x10] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5, Level 15+
Complete General Store Exchanges [x5] Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5 WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png320
Clear Bandits Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 WW Clues.pngWW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png80
Capture a Wanted Bandit Act 2, The Reviled Bunch WW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png160
Collect Guns [x50] Act 2, A Fistful of Bothers Pt. 2 WW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png32
Promote Lawlessness at the Town Plaza 4h WW Deputy Badges.pngWW TNT.png160
Collect Gold Coins [x25] Act 3, The Gold, the Dad and the Gummy Pt. 2 WW TNT.png32
Ominously Warn at the Town Plaza 4h WW TNT.png160

Town Plaza Upgrade

Level Bandits required Effect
Act 1
2 WW Bandit.png20 Town Plaza Job for Marge.
A new job slot has been unlocked for Marge
3 WW Bandit.png150 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts!
More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!
4 WW Bandit.png300 Town Plaza Job for Gummy Joe.
A new job slot has been unlocked for Gummy Joe
5 WW Bandit.png500 Bandits can be cleared from Krusty Burger
A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Krusty Burger
Act 2
6 WW Bandit.png100 Town Plaza Job for Moe.
A new job slot has been unlocked for Moe
7 WW Bandit.png250 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts!
More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!
8 WW Bandit.png500 Town Plaza Job for Krusty.
A new job slot has been unlocked for Krusty
9 Bandits can be cleared from Android's Dungeon
A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Android's Dungeon
10 Town Plaza Job for Wiggum.
A new job slot has been unlocked for Wiggum
Act 3
11 WW Bandit.png250 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts!
More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!
12 WW Bandit.png500 Bandits can be cleared from Moe's Tavern
A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Moe's Tavern
13 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts!
More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!
14 Bandits can be cleared from Part and Parcel Postal
A new Bandit Hideout has been discovered at Part and Parcel Posal
15 +1 more Bandit cleared from Hideouts!
More bandits will spawn from Hideouts!

Currency Earning Jobs

Characters Job Act Reward
Start a Craze
Apu Sell Overpriced Supplies 1, 2, 3 WW Pickaxe.png64, 8 Event Currency
Homer Rile People Up WW Hat.png32, 8 Event Currency
Snake Promote Lawlessness 2, 3 WW Gun.png16, 8 Event Currency
Lisa Ominously Warn 3 WW Coin.png8, 8 Event Currency
Act 1 to 3 Crazes
Buck McCoy, Lurleen Buy Overpriced Supplies 1, 2, 3 WW Pickaxe.png, 16 Event Currency
Luke Stetson 2, 3
Belle 3
Gummy Joe, Homer, Marge, Cletus, Bart, Moe 1, 2, 3 WW Pickaxe.png, 8 Event Currency
Snake 2, 3
Apu Restock Overpriced Supplies 1, 2, 3
Buck McCoy, Lurleen Get Riled Up 1, 2, 3 WW Hat.png64, 16 Event Currency
Luke Stetson 2, 3
The Rich Texan 3
Gummy Joe, Apu, Marge, Cletus, Bart, Moe, 1, 2, 3 WW Hat.png32, 8 Event Currency
Krusty 2
Homer Rile Himself Up 1, 2, 3
Act 2 and 3 Crazes
Buck McCoy, Luke Stetson 2, 3 Abuse Lawlessness WW Gun.png32, 16 Event Currency
Belle, The Rich Texan 3
Gummy Joe, Apu, Cletus, Homer, Moe, Krusty, Wiggum 2, 3 WW Gun.png16, 16 Event Currency
Snake Exploit Lawlessness
Act 3 Crazes
Buck McCoy, Lurleen, Luke Stetson, Belle 3 Overreact to Warnings WW Coin.png16, 16 Event Currency
Apu, Homer, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Krusty, Wiggum, Lisa WW Coin.png8, 8 Event Currency

Dates

All time are BST (British Summer Time).

Time Event Element
4/19 9:00-6/1 0:59 Event Start Wild West Film Set w/Buck McCoy, Cacti, Frontier Fence, Frontier Gate
4/19 9:00-5/3 9:00 Act 1 Wilted Rose, Frink's Mechano Spider, Quicksand
4/19 9:00-5/3 9:00 - 24h after completing Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 Prospector License (90 Donuts)
4/26 9:00-5/3 9:00 Returning Content Wave 1 Stock, Two Storey Outhouse
5/3 9:00-5/17 9:00 Act 2 Old Mine, Prospector License (60 Donuts), Cow Tongues
5/3 9:00-6/1 0:59 Hootenanny Barn w/Luke Stetson, Hitched Horse, Bloodbath Gulch Sign
5/10 9:00-5/17 9:00 Returning Content Wave 2 Windmill, Fort Sensible
5/17 9:00-6/1 0:59 Act 3 Praire Maggie, Sneed's Feed and Seed, Hot Springs, Horse Trough, Wooden Barrel, Prospector License (30 Donuts)
5/24 9:00-6/1 0:59 Returning Content Wave 3 Cactus Patch, Rolling Rock, Giant Grasshopper
5/24 9:00-6/1 0:59
(Upon activating Scene 3)
Last Chance Cactus Rocks, Rock Pillars, Rock Piles, Hitching Post, Horse Trough, Wooden Barrels, Covered Wagon, Explosives

Conform-o-meter and Krust-o-meter

Item Rating Points
Town Plaza Consumerism 10
General Store
Bank
Corral
Top Chop Barber Shop
Ordnance Express
Part and Parcel Postal
Wilted Rose
Blacksmith
Sneed's Feed & Seed
Wes Doobner's Rib Huts
Cow Tongues Consumerism
Bonus $ and XP
40
2%
Frontier Fence Vanity 10
Frontier Gate
Hitched Horse 50
Horse Trough
Wooden Barrel
Hitching Post
Hootenanny Barn 100
Bloodbath Gulch Sign
Frontier Cemetery
Mortician Carriage
Wooden Barrels (medium)
Explosives
Covered Wagon
Stage Coach 200
Wooden Barrel (large)
Frontier Water Tower 300
Wild West Film Set 500
Forgotten Gold Treasure
Princess
Two-Story Outhouse 800
Stock Vanity
Kitsch (Krustyland)
150
10
Windmill 500
10
Rolling Rock Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
1200
3.5%
Giant Grasshopper 300
0.75%
Cactus Rock 1 Tree-hugging 5
Rock Pile 1
Cactus Rock 2 10
Rock Pile 2
Rock Pillar 1
Cactus Patch
Cactus Rock 3 20
Rock Pile 3
Rock Pillar 2
Cacti
Rock Pillar 3 30
Carl's Dad Caverns 250
Quicksand Tree-hugging
Bonus $ and XP
40
2%
Hot Springs 40
2.25%
Old Mine 300
4%
Fort Sensible Obedience 10
Frink's Mechano Spider Obedience
Bonus $ and XP
10
3.5%

Other changes made

April 19 Update (4.20.1;"4_20_WildWest";"4_20_CRUE")

  • 4.20.1
  • "4_20_WildWest"
  • "4_20_CRUE"

  • The app icon and the splash screen were changed to new ones for the event.
  • Post Office flipped detached door was fixed.
  • A new building group was added, Bandit Hideouts: Simpson House, Kwik-E-Mart, Brown House, Flanders House, Krusty Burger, Android's Dungeon, Bank, Ordnance Express, Part and Parcel Postal, Blacksmith, Wild West Film Set and Old Mine.
  • Springfield Penitentiary doesn't show the required quest to activate it anymore and can now be accessed in Early Access.
  • A new character group was added, The Simpsons Family: Amber Simpson, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Marge, Grampa, Maggie and Hugo.
  • A new character group was added, Agnes Past Beaux: Chalmers, Mr. Burns, Comic book Guy, Grampa, Willie, Otto, Kang, Barney and Sideshow Mel.
  • Sideshow Bob's spawn rate if he has not been unlocked and Bob's Victorian House is not bought, has been doubled.
  • Wild West event's Daily Challenges were added.
  • Dirt tile and Dirt road tiles were added.
  • Event Friend Leaderboard was added.
  • A new system has been added for jobs to indicate if jobs are blocked, completed, in progress, limited time. It has been applied to task book and character locator.
  • An icon for animated jobs has been added to the jobs list.
  • A yellow border has been added for selected quest on quest book and job list (replacing the yellow text).
  • A new row of land was added but it's glitched and tiles can't be added.
  • Large Hedge's menu icon now reflects the still going easter look on the item.
  • Adjacent roads now look different, the center looks divided in squares instead of a full line.
  • Friend Points can now be collected but don't count toward any new FP prizes.
  • Many items can now be placed on Dirt.
  • Barrier and Monorail Tracks can now be placed on Dirt road, Dirt and Dirt edge.
  • Rushing buildings tasks with donuts was removed.
  • Quests windows are no longer centered anymore but are all drawn from the same height.
  • The ability to send multiple characters on jobs till a quest requiring them is completed by completing other jobs was removed.
  • Town land point was set to the Town Plaza.
  • Secondary tasks in the task book are united in a box that can be opened to show them.
  • Edit grid now appears on placing tiles too.
  • IRS can now only be placed on grass and pavement.
  • Jobs can now be sped up for free when they reach a small fraction of their lenght.
  • A new character group was added, Rigelians: Kang and Kodos.
  • The character finder order is now first active questlines characters and then all characters in order of release.
  • Sir Love-A-Lot's audio clip was fixed.

April 20 Update ("4_20_WildWest_Patch_1")

  • Lag was fixed.
  • Large hedges were changed back to their non-easter look.
  • The glitch not allowing tiles to be placed on the new land was fixed.
  • Friend Points don't show up anymore if max friend level is reached.
  • Negative Daily Challenges glitch was fixed.
  • Cow Tounges was removed from the premium store category.
  • Frontier Fence and Frontier Gate now yield XP55 when placed.
  • Chat Up Smokers, Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout, Go Grocery Shopping and Get Supplies for the Trail can now be done at any Kwik-E-Mart.
  • Youngsters' job Throw Garbage at Springfield Elementary now requires Skinner Unchained Pt. 2 and doesn't show up on job list till the quest is active.

April 21 Update ("4_20_WildWest_Patch_2")

  • Fort Sensible, Campfire, Obstacle Wall, Obstacle Tire, Obstacle Wire, Obstacle Log can now be placed on dirt.
  • Fixed animations on Town Plaza's jobs Ominously Warn and Promote Lawlessness.
  • Bart can't Abuse Lawlessness and Overreact to Warnings anymore.
  • Lurleen can't Abuse Lawlessness anymore.
  • Marge can't Abuse Lawlessness anymore.
  • Gummy Joe can't Overreact to Warnings anymore.
  • Wiggum can't Buy Overpriced Supplies and Rile Himself Up anymore.
  • Snake can't Get Riled Up anymore.
  • The Rich Texan can't Buy Overpriced Supplies and Overreact to Warnings anymore.
  • Belle can't Get Riled Up anymore.
  • Lisa can't Buy Overpriced Supplies and Get Riled Up anymore.
  • Belle can't Buy Overpriced Supplies, Overreact to Warnings and Abuse Lawlessness till Act 3 instead of being always able to.
  • The Rich Texan can't Get Riled Up and Abuse Lawlessness till Act 3 instead of being always able to.
  • Lisa can now Overreact to Warnings too.
  • A minimum rush prize to upgrade the Town Plaza has been added.

April 22 Update ("4_20_WildWest_Patch_3")

  • The name of the friend that sent the prospectors appears when its tapped.

Sources

  • TOUI favicon.png Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information

TSTOTopix (English)

Tsto Spoiler Leo Timoniere (English and Italian)