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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Why do they call this a yard of ale? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Your stuff is pretty disturbing. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I've never acted on any of it! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mrs. Trunch]]}} Oh Bart, it's wonderful! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mrs. Trunch}} You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} No it's not, because I hate art. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mrs. Trunch}} Oh, then it's protest art! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Stop encouraging me! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Typical Ralph nonsense. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah... well just talk about sports! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} No problem. Wish I had that {{Ch|Tom Brady}}'s libido. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} That was my spatula! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} And you never bought a replacement? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, Moe, I... huh. Must've left my wallet at home. | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} I need your boy to make a baby. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop. | ||
| + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} You sound like every doctor I've ever been to. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} Hey, this is all your fault. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} How is it my fault? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf... | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I just did that because it was a series of funny words! | ||
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- Lenny Leonard: Why do they call this a yard of ale?
- Carl Carlson: Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard.
- Bart: Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Your stuff is pretty disturbing.
- Bart: I've never acted on any of it!
- Mrs. Trunch: Oh Bart, it's wonderful!
- Bart: Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died.
- Mrs. Trunch: You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art.
- Bart: No it's not, because I hate art.
- Mrs. Trunch: Oh, then it's protest art!
- Bart: Stop encouraging me!
- Ralph Wiggum: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!
- Lisa: Typical Ralph nonsense.
- Milhouse: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!
- Moe Szyslak: So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?
- Homer: Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that.
- Lenny: Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile.
- Homer: Yeah... well just talk about sports!
- Lenny: No problem. Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido.
- Marge: Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one?
- Homer: Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?!
- Ned Flanders: That was my spatula!
- Homer: And you never bought a replacement?
- Ned: Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food!
- Moe: Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers.
- Homer: Thanks, Moe, I... huh. Must've left my wallet at home.
- Moe: Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.
- Fat Tony: I need your boy to make a baby.
- Homer: Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop.
- Fat Tony: You sound like every doctor I've ever been to.
- Bart: Hey, this is all your fault.
- Homer: How is it my fault?
- Bart: I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...
- Homer: I just did that because it was a series of funny words!
