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Shauna: I need a price check on Gramma Shortcut's Store-bought Bundt Cake.

[crowd gasps]

Marge: Keep it! Let's go!

Shauna: We've got some put-backs.

Gil: Roger dodger, boss.

Shauna: Hey, don't turn old man on me.

Gil: You know, I used to be the buyer for the whole chain-- 71 stores. You heard of the A&P? Well, we used to be the J&G. [singing] You like what you see at the J&G? They're used to be three, but we lost the "Z" and...

Shauna: If I make out with you, will you shut up?

Gil: Ah, give it a shot.

[Shauna moans]

Gil: You know, we used to give out gray stamps. Remember green stamps? Ours was gray.

Booth Wilkes-John: Well, if you change your mind, please let us know. We could become "couples friends." Now, let me try some of Ned Flanders' No Alarm Chili.

Ned: You'll only taste the spoon.

Booth: Brilliant.

Marge: It's okay. I mean, those people didn't even want us at that party in the first place. I think it's time we learn to live with being ostracized.

Homer: Mmm...

Marge: Don't you dare say "ostrich eyes"!

Homer: So where are all the friends?

Marge: I don't know. I invited everyone that Lisa's ever met.

Homer: Who are you?

Gus Huebner: Gus Huebner. I was on Lisa's coed soccer team two years ago.

Homer: Well, Lisa's gonna be here in five minutes, and the only kid who showed up is Gus freakin' Huebner.

Gus Huebner: Watch your mouth.

Marge: [groans] Oh, no, you're right, Homer. Abort! Abort!

Gus Huebner: Oh, no. I was the only chump who showed up at this train wreck. Well, I'm not leaving till I get a party.

Marge: Fine, fine. Homer, give him a party.

Coach Krupt: [singing] Swing your partner, swing her hard, Do-si-do while I bombard, Hey! Ha! Ho! Ha! Do-si-do while I bombard. Oh, thank God, the clock says 3:00, 'Cause I have to take a pee.

[school bell rings]

Coach Krupt: Finally.