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Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1

Arnie Pye Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye! My thoughts exactly. Who’s Arnie Pye? Arnie Pye I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”... where "Pye in the Sky" would be better... that's the joke. Oh, right -- |- . Arnie Pye No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you’ll have to get out of my helicopter – it’s not rated to lift your load. The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 1" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report".

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2

Arnie Pye Hey, it’s the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy? Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye. Arnie Pye Let’s go for a walk. Maybe we’ll give Kent Brockman’s house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn. Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3 Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 2" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound". Arnie Pye This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street! Yes, it is surprising that you can't place cars on the street. But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness? Arnie Pye That’s sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don't you hang out of a sky harness, Kent? I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp. After the quest. Arnie Pye What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time! Yes, it was hilarious! We're going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4

This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold. I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I’ll use that time to do something productive. Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N’ Blow! The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow".

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5

Pye?! You’re not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better. Arnie Pye Oh, Kent, I’m so sorry – you didn’t hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years. But that would mean… twenty-five thousand people? Arnie Pye Try twenty-five million people. I’m a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who’s played you on SNL, Kent? Nobody yet. But I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly. Arnie Pye Pfft, he’s not even a regular! So there’s no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream’s as dead as your anchor job. The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5" which is to "Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor". } When he’s not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”. Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous! Besides, Arnie Pye’s viral video is three days old now... which by internet standard means it’s over. Dead. As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.

Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6

Arnie Pye What?! I’m being replaced as anchor? Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you’re making an idiot out of yourself.

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|- ! colspan="2" style="background-color: #e9d677; border: 1px solid #b0a266 "|The player receives "Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield" and "Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report". }}

Here Comes The Sunsphere

Hey, what's that Sun Sphere doing here? I knocked that over and broke it fair and square. That was in Knoxville. Weird things happen here. I wonder if it still contains boxes of wigs? Yeah! Wig Fair! Wig Fair! The player receives "Here Comes The Sunsphere" which is to "Make Bart Celebrate the 'WOD FIR'", "Make Milhouse Celebrate the 'WOD FIR', "Make Martin Celebrate the 'WOD FIR', and "Make Nelson Celebrate the 'WOD FIR'".

Moe Town

All right, ya bums, last call! But it’s only ten o’clock, which means I can still read the clock, which means I’ve only begun to get drunk. I got a date, if you must know. Ooooh. Is it serious? No, she don’t know nothin’ about it. I’m scoping her out for when she does become available. Then I’ll be able to tell her that I spied on her for years. Love is best when done as a long con, Barn. The player receives "Moe Town" which is to Make Moe Spy on Midge". Lou Hey, Chief, what’s Moe doing there in the bushes? He looks pretty suspicious. Oh, he’s just spying on Marge. That’s his hobby. It’s good for him – keeps him out of trouble. Now when Eddie gets back from his date I want you and him to look for big crime! Lou Who’s Eddie on a date with? Not your ex-wife Amy! And even if it were, she definitely wouldn’t be wearing that red dress you got her for Valentine’s Day. Lou I feel like I’m going to be sick. Not on your uniform, please. We only get reimbursed for getting blood stains out.

Bad Cops Pt. 1

I’m totally going to get past the museum's alarms and armed guards to steal the famous Star of Ogdenville Diamond! But first, I’ll need caffeine and junk food to get me pumped up for this legendary heist! The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 1" which is to "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart".

Bad Cops Pt. 2

Chief Wiggum, my store has been violated yet again! What steps are you going to take? I’m not about the past, Apu. I’m all about what the future holds. And I see my future holding that box of donuts and a free pineapple Squishee. This is unacceptable! Criminals run willy-nilly in this town and the police do nothing. I'm going to call newsman Kent Brockman and have him perform an exposé! What kind of exposé? Hard-hitting! gasp No need for that! I’ll round up the troops. I'll even get the S.W.A.T. van back... which I borrowed to take my gym equipment to the dump. The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 2" which is to "Place the S.W.A.T. Van".

Bad Cops Pt. 3

Eddie & Lou, good to have you back. Everyone’s been complaining about police responsiveness, so we need to really put on a show for the people. Eddie} What, like “Avenue Q”? No, you idiot. Where would we get money for that quality of puppets? Now, I don’t want to do a lot of patrolling because there’s no guarantee anyone will see us doing it. So I’m setting up a physical training exercise. That way the citizens will have something to watch... and that something will be Eddie coughing up a lung. The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 3" which is to "Place Training Wall" and "Make Eddie Train for Action".

Bad Cops Pt. 4

Bad news. Quimby’s jumped on this ridicu Lou's “let’s catch criminals” bandwagon. He wants more results than Eddie going down a belt size from all that wall exercise. Lou Maybe we could go over some old cold cases and make some actual arrests. Hmm, cold cases reminds me of other cold things... like milkshakes. Lou, hit those files. Eddie, let’s see if we can eat you back into those size 36 pants. The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lou Study Evidence", "Make Wiggum Icon Eat at Krusty Burger", and "Make Eddie Eat at Krusty Burger".

Bad Cops Pt. 5

Eddie Chief, I got a read -- some local farmers filed a complaint that Cletus is brewing moonshine. Well, you know how farmers love to complain. They’re rolling in watermelon and chicken, but all they do is whine, whine, whine. Lou Maybe we should have a conversation with Cletus to check it out anyway. Ugh, fine. Police work is the part of this job I hate. The player receives "Bad Cops Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cletus Go in for Questioning". Lou So Chief, did you get any leads from Cletus on the moonshine? Ish all under control! I brought back a few jugs of hish stuff to make sure Cletus don’t, don’t, doesn’t sell them. He’s orry, so we’re not preshing chargesh. TBT

|- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|Help me get ‘em inside. I’m a little unsteady on my feet. And I think I’m… yesh! I’m starting to go blind. }}

Code Brown

Marge! Flanders’ wifi is out again, so I can’t watch Netflix!

|- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|Well I’m not asking him to turn his modem on and off again – it’s embarrassing. Have you seen Bart? |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|I saw him with Milhouse. They were unsupervised, so I’m sure they’re fine. |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|Go find him. I don’t want him to get in trouble with the authorities again. |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|He's already got two strikes against him... and God knows how many foul balls. |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|Fine, I'll go look for him... as far as you know. |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|What was that? |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|Nothing. Love you, sweetie. |- ! colspan="2" style="background-color: #e9d677; border: 1px solid #b0a266 "|The player receives "Code Brown" which is to "Make Homer Break Into The Brown House and Watch TV", "Make Bart Paintball in the Brown House", "Make Cletus Harvest Copper Wire in the Brown House", and "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van". }}

Crackdown Pt. 1

Don't you find that people are less likely to commit crimes around us because we’re men? Lou I think they’re less likely to because we’re cops. No really, I think I’m onto something here. Which is why I’ve decided that tonight, I’m going undercover as a woman! Eddie Actually, you’ve been doing that a lot, Chief. I'd been meaning to talk to you about that… What? Does it not look good on me? My colorist said I'm a fall, but I think I'm more of an autumn. The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out".

Crackdown Pt. 2

All right, boys, Quimby texted me to say good work, but that we still have a lower arrest rate than Detroit. And they don’t even have police there anymore. Lou But Chief, who do we arrest? We’ve already nailed the people who’ve actually committed crimes. I heard the word “actually” in there, Lou. Let’s change that. The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 2" which is to "Make Criminals Serve Time". While I consider this arrest unjust, I will confess that a night in jail is preferable to taking care of eight small children. I love jail. Prison wine is a better than Moe’s beer and I don’t get beat up after I pass out. Template:Tapped Out Burns Icon What ho, hoosegow-mates! Shall we all go take a gander at the strongmen in the outdoor gymnasium? An inside outhouse what’s got a sink on top of it? Free orange clothes? This is the fanciest place I’s ever been in! This is infinitely worse than the Negative Zone Prison Alpha operated by S.H.I.E.L.D. I demand to see your Tony Stark! I'm telling you, it wasn't a drug deal! I gave the Chester the money to fix my shed. Hi, everybody! Free plastic surgery in exchange for protecting me on the inside. Duffman is being approached by seven dudes with tattoos on their faces. Oh, no! If you might permit me to access my Frink-O-Pod, I can travel back in time to prevent the crime from ever being committed. Why? I didn’t kill nobody or steal nothing or sell my pills to those bullies for a dollar a pop like I did in that dream. I thought Free-to-Play meant I could just take the phone from the myPhone store. You cannot subdue the media! Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon Overcrowding, dangerous occupants, horrible food – I'll go anywhere as long as it's not back to that school. I can’t be in jail -- I’m a celebrity! What if no one recognizes me?! Lord, I’ve been in your service for fifteen years. I’ve prayed to you every day. Thrown in jail like-a spaghetti on-a a wall. And-a my only crime is being a cultural stereotype-a! I know that I didn’t come to a complete stop at that stop sign, but our car’s transmission falls out when you do that. I get put in the slammer for an illegal U-turn? Well ain’t that a laugh. You should see what I got in my basement! I accidentally tunneled my way INTO jail?! Ohhhhhh. Just to be clear, roomie, you’d like me to point this soap that’s been carved to looked like a gun at the guard when he brings dinner? That was not weed, man! It was oregano for my oregano brownies. Hey, you want a lid of Bob Marley Hawaiian Skunk oregano? Outside these walls I'm the mayor. Inside them, I, er, seem to be a ring girl for Mexican mafia yard fights. Template:Tapped Out Scorpio Icon My dear officers, when I get out, I’ll double your salaries to come work for me, and we’ll take over the world! I have started a Theatricum Prisonicum! But Snake was cast as Hamlet instead of me, so now I am boycotting the Theatricum Prisonicum! Call the school and anyone will tell you that this must be a Bart Simpson prank My name is C. Montgomery Burns. I’m one hundred and fifteen years old and I’m ready to serve my time. I was fine with prison overcrowding when it was hardcore criminals... but all these moms, dads, doctors, and teachers is cruel and unusual punishment! Hey! I was just cleaning out this cell and the door locked behind me. I had me choice of roommate between a Mexican gang killer and an Englishman who jaywalked. Jose and I are getting along just dandy. Template:Tapped Out Burns Icon Why are you pointing that dangerously sharp toothbrush at me? I can make you look like George Clooney... although sometimes it comes out like Rosemary Clooney. But any Clooney is good, right? Plus that will allow the writer who agreed to write all these prison jokes to say no! Wait, who took my pills and why do I have all these dollars? Would it be too much to ask you to listen to me just once and get me out of this friggin’ stinkhole?! And he knows that this is a joke? Well, I do love jokes! Template:Tapped Out Scorpio Icon Are these potatoes peeled well enough, because I can have at them again if you’d like. So you can forget that strip search that you’re about to… doooooooooooooooo! Hello? Funny mistake because we all know how cops get treated in prison. Oh God.

Crackdown Pt. 3

Great work, boys! We’ve made more arrests this week than in the entire history of the S.P.D. But, Chief, we haven’t gone after the big fish, like Fat Tony. Lou You know I’d like a big arrest, but have you ever talked to that guy? Very menacing-sounding. So instead we’re going to round up this list of repeat offenders from the Springfield School system. The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 3" which is to "Make Youth Serve Time". Whoa, this is like Scared Straight... but without the tutoring and talks from mentors. I could get used to this! I keep telling you people, I’m not a kid! I HAVE a kid. Take him instead! I'm following in the footsteps of Nelson Mandela and Benazir Bhutto. I wonder if they missed their Malibu Stacy dolls too? Improbably, prisoners have women interested in marrying them. So now finally there is hope for me! I wasted my one phone call, but I had to vote on America’s Top Runway Model! Prison? Wow, I kind of jumped right to the end of my life story. Oh well, at least I got to skip a lot of boring stuff. This camp smells hurty. Template:Tapped Out Squeaky Voice-Teen Icon Can I put this on my resume as an internship?

Crackdown Pt. 4

This is Kent Brockman reporting. Abuse of police power has reached epidemic proportions. It seems that no one is safe from their persecution, not even our clergymen, our upstanding citizens, our children… Our newsmen. Exactly! Wait, what? Just finishing your sentence. Which is funny, because we’re going to get you started on a new kind of sentence right now! The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 4" which is to "Make Brockman Go in for Questioning".

Crackdown Pt. 5

Okay, so maybe arresting a bunch of kids and throwing them into a dangerous prison didn’t work out as well as I thought it would. Lou We should get those kids out of jail before anything terrible happens. You’re right. Like missing their social studies unit at school. I hear that it’s about the Pueblo Indians and they deserve all the attention they can get. Lou I don’t know if they’re so great. Lou They lived in the same kind of adobe huts for hundreds of years while people in Europe were building castles. They were happy, Lou! Isn’t that more important than having a tile roof? Geez! Now get those kids in reform school and make sure they learn about the Pueblo! The player receives "Crackdown Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Teach Reform School", "Make Bart Attend Reform School", and "Make Milhouse Attend Reform School".

Springfield Confidential Pt. 1

Chief Wiggum, I congratulate you on your exemplary work keeping petty crimes in check. Thank you, Fat Tony. Now you don’t have any unpaid traffic tickets, illegal fireworks, or anything of that kind I need to look into, do you? Absolutely not. All my crimes are of an unpetty nature. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have things that need trafficking. Oh, sure. Everybody’s got important things to do. Me, I’ve gotta to mail back Sarah’s Zappos shoes. The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 1" which is to "Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Perform a Hit".

Springfield Confidential Pt. 2

hope that with all the increased police activity, you aren’t having any trouble, er, conducting business.

|- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|The only difficulty I have encountered is that there are not enough attendees at the racetrack to boost the betting pools. |- | width="100px" style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "| | style="text-align: center; background-color: #f0e3a2; border: 1px solid #b0a266; "|I’ll see to it that the police release anybody who’s got a racing sheet on him or who looks clinically depressed enough to go to the track. |- ! colspan="2" style="background-color: #e9d677; border: 1px solid #b0a266 "|The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 2" which is to "Make Quimby Collect Bribes" and "Make Fat Tony Fix Races". }}

Springfield Confidential Pt. 3

Boys, we live in fortuitous times. How's that, boss? Our legitimate enterprises usually have to operate within a certain shroud of secrecy. But all the petty crimes have been keeping the polizia’s attention away from us. It’s refreshing to be in such a relaxed and stress free state while we strong-arm, murder, and swindle. The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fat Tony Collect Construction Kickbacks", "Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods", and "Make Louie Collect Tribute".

Springfield Confidential Pt. 4

Springfield Confidential Pt. 5

Lou Mayor Quimby, we have evidence linking you to a known organized crime syndicate in Springfield. Lou You are under arrest! You, ah, you can’t do this. I’ll see to it that none of you has a job in law enforcement again! Well, it’s a bit of a go-nowhere field, anyway. I’ve been urging Ralphie to go into computer programming. End Wow, who would have thought Mayor Quimby was corrupt? He's got such a symmetrical face! Lou So, can we go after Fat Tony now, Chief? Yeah, now that Quimby’s not protecting him anymore, let’s show him who’s the real boss around here. Eddie How are we going to play it? They’ve got a lot of guns. We’re going to distract them by ordering a huge pizza delivery to their address. There could be a lot of carnage this time, boys. I’m planning to rip through a deep dish sausage on my own! The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 5" which is to "Make Quimby Serve Time".

Springfield Confidential Pt. 6

Fat Tony, your days of snubbing your finger at the law are over! Is that so, officer? I would be very interested to know what you intend to charge me with, because I have been scrupu Lou's in every single one of my… Tax evasion! Legs, have we been scrupu Lously paying our taxes? We’ve never paid any taxes, boss. So I’m guilty of the same thing as every charity and religious cult in America? Well, looks like we’re in for a little vacation, boys. The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 6" which is to "Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison", "Make Legs Take a break in the Slammer", and "Make Louie Take a break in the Slammer".

Springfield Confidential Pt. 7

Now that a huge organized crime ring has been put behind bars, maybe this town can return to normal. Don’t get carried away, Lisa. They’re only going away for 24 hours. Why can’t we send them away for longer, anyway? Because it’s more fun to tap on all forty of your characters every single day to send them on 24-hour missions! It is? Apparently. Now shut up and make me do next week’s homework! The player receives "Springfield Confidential Pt. 7" which is to "Make Lisa Do Next Week's Homework".

Unusual Suspects Pt. 1

Eddie Mr. Simpson? We'd like to question you about a local “brown house” which seems to be the center of some minor felonies. It certainly has! That's why I came over to investigate. The door was wide open, the TV was already on, and the wifi was streaming real smooth. Eddie What about the fridge being raided, the beer cans strewn all over, and the wall-to-wall carpeting you pulled off the floor to use as a blanket. I get cold when I watch TV drunk. The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Go in for Questioning". Lou So after thirty seconds, Homer not only implicated himself, but just about everyone else in town. Lou That brown house is a locus of break-ins, vandalism, and theft. File it under “boring,” Lou... just like your use of the word “locus.” We won’t have to do all the other arrests if we can just solve some big, flashy crimes. And that’ll still placate Quimby. Lou You get to use “placate,” but I can’t use “locus”? I have the gravitas to pull it off. Now catch me a “Dexter” so we can “Shawshank” him!

Unusual Suspects Pt. 2

Unusual Suspects Pt. 3

This is Kent Brockman, reporting on the dramatic surge in police action in Springfield. There’s no “dramatic surge,” Kent. What happened is I switched our coffee from decaf to regular. It gave some of our officers the jitters, but they're moving a lot faster. But what about all the law-abiding citizens being arrested for seemingly meaningless violations? Kent, you can’t call any law meaningless! We don’t rank laws. A kidnapping is no more important than a broken taillight. Actually, can I change that last thing I said? We’re live. Nuts. I’m very tired, Kent. I think my coffee high wore off. The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 3" which is to "Make Wiggum Nap in the S.W.A.T. Van".

Unusual Suspects Pt. 4

Well, well, well. If it isn’t our old pal Snake, aka Jailbird. Or Jailbird, aka Snake. Search him, Eddie! Got a stack of papers on you, huh, Snake? What are they, rolling papers, or contracts to take out hits? Dude, no. They’re just blank insurance policies. I’m a legitimate life insurance salesman now. I’ve never been able pass a life insurance physical. I’ve got a touch of diabetes. And gout. Oh, and I’m a policeman who’s been shot five times. All right, on your way! Later, Dude. Excuse me, old man… I can get you a primo deal on a life insurance policy. Just write, “Snake,” on that beneficiary line and I’ll make sure your family gets the money. The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 4" which is to "Make Snake Con Money from Old People".

Unusual Suspects Pt. 5

Nice job hitting your arrest numbers, boys. I love quotas -- keeping the city safe by hitting meaningless statistical targets. Lou If it’s all the same, Chief, I’d like to follow up on some old witness reports. I think some of these cases are low-hanging fruit. Oh, don’t you love when it hangs low? You don’t have to get up on your tippy-toes, or raise your arms. God I hate raising my arms. The player receives "Unusual Suspects Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lou Interview Suspects".

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