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|name= Fort Clinton
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|image= [[File:Fort Clinton.png|250px]]
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|town= [[Springfield]]
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|use= Army Base
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|owner= U.S. Army
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|employees= [[Army colonel]]<br>[[Drill sergeant]]
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|appearance= "[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"
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'''Fort Clinton''' is an army base located near [[Springfield]].
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== Description ==
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It contains one guard watch tower and several barracks, including one dedicated to exams, an obstacle course, a weapons lab, and a visitors center. Military Resources include at least four tanks, several Humvees, a missile launching vehicle, and transport trucks. There was a sign at the entrance reading "not that Clinton" probably meaning it is a less important person than [[Bill Clinton]].
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== History ==
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After being tricked by [[Army recruiter 1|army]] [[Army recruiter 2|recruiters]] into joining the army when attempting to de-enlist [[Bart]], Homer is shipped off to Fort Clinton military base. Homer Simpson ended up failing the exams (as well as goofing off as "punishment" for joking around when given the codename Snowflake), so he, along with [[Cletus Spuckler]] and two other people who failed the exams were placed in OPFOR to be used as testing for weapons.
  
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== Appearances ==
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|employees = [[Army Colonel]]<br>Homer Simpson<br>Cletus Spucklet<br>Rainier Wolfcastle<br>Professor Frink<br>Gil Gunderson
 
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'''Fort Clinton''' is an Army Base located near Springfield. It contains one guard watch tower and several barracks, including one dedicated to exams, an obstacle course, a weapons lab, and a visitors center. Military Resources include at least four [[Army Tanks|Tanks]], several Humvees, a missle launching vehicle, and transport trucks.
 
  
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==History==
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[[Category:Forts]]
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After being tricked by Army Recruiters into joining the army when attempting to de-enlist Bart, he is shipped off to Fort Clinton military base. Homer Simpson ended up failing the exams (as well as goofing off as "punishment" for joking around when given the codename Snowflake), so he, along with Cletus Spuckler and two other people who failed the exams were placed in OPFOR to be used as testing for weapons. Unbeknownst to Homer and the rest of them, this meant they were supposed to be tested with live ammo. Meanwhile, those who were passed were all placed under infantry. On the night of the wargames, Homer suddenly remembers that it is chinese new year, and fires a flare gun which also ended up blinding the Colonel's company (they were all wearing nightvision goggles at the time). Homer then fled back to Springfield (as he caught up in celebrating Chinese New Year, he ended up believing that Americans should be feared.). Because of this, as well as a National Broccoli Day that Congress Passed to invade Springfield and any American city, they invaded Springfield to capture Homer's unit. They succeded after paying off Moe Syzslak in capturing everyone in the unit... except for Homer Simpson. They also sent a Unmanned Aerial Surveillance vehicle to track where Homer is and presumably capture him, but Homer managed to destroy it by locking it in a closet filled with explosives. Later, they rounded up all of the citizens who are either fat, bald, or were ever amused by the antics of Homer Simpson. However, the Second in Command was reluctant to continue, especially after it cost the army $15 billion to continue with the operation. They were eventually defeated by the Springfieldans spiking the town resevoir with alcohol and forcing the army to surrender.
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[[Category:Military bases]]
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[[Category:One-time locations]]

Latest revision as of 20:18, January 11, 2024

Fort Clinton
Fort Clinton.png
Location Information
Town: Springfield
Use: Army Base
Owner: U.S. Army
Employees: Army colonel
Drill sergeant
First appearance: "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"

Fort Clinton is an army base located near Springfield.

Description[edit]

It contains one guard watch tower and several barracks, including one dedicated to exams, an obstacle course, a weapons lab, and a visitors center. Military Resources include at least four tanks, several Humvees, a missile launching vehicle, and transport trucks. There was a sign at the entrance reading "not that Clinton" probably meaning it is a less important person than Bill Clinton.

History[edit]

After being tricked by army recruiters into joining the army when attempting to de-enlist Bart, Homer is shipped off to Fort Clinton military base. Homer Simpson ended up failing the exams (as well as goofing off as "punishment" for joking around when given the codename Snowflake), so he, along with Cletus Spuckler and two other people who failed the exams were placed in OPFOR to be used as testing for weapons.

Appearances[edit]


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