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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, Dad said you have super powers. That's amazing! How'd you get them? | |
| − | :' | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Manual. |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That manual has staggering metaphysical implications. We have to take it to the proper authorities. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We could do that, but wouldn't you like to know what your powers are first? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I have powers? Wow! With these abilities, I can be a force for social justice! | |
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh god. Can we skip this level? | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} So we'll cut down all the forests in [[Springfield]], and turn each tree into a single luxury toothpick! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Great idea, Mr. Burns. One tine question: won't that lead to, um, environmental disaster? | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} If you want to make an omelette, you have to wreck a few planets. | ||
| + | {{qf|Smithers}} Well said, sir. Well said. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey that sounds like a tree swallow! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} No, it sounds like a yellow-crowned heron. Oh my god, that sounds like a chainsaw! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} No, it sounds like a buzzsaw! | ||
| + | :''[the tree they're in falls onto a conveyor belt]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} Hey Carl, why do we fight so much? | ||
| + | {{qf|Carl}} Sometimes I think it's 'cause it's all we have left. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Carl}} The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Carl}} Tell Lenny... I loved... his recipe for lemon bars. Ehhh. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} All I wanted was to destroy our delicate eco-system, and this is the thanks I get. | ||
| + | {{qf|Smithers}} I'm sorry, sir. You want me to have some goons rough up [[Al Gore]]? | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I'd like that. | ||
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- Lisa: Bart, Dad said you have super powers. That's amazing! How'd you get them?
- Bart: Manual.
- Lisa: That manual has staggering metaphysical implications. We have to take it to the proper authorities.
- Bart: We could do that, but wouldn't you like to know what your powers are first?
- Lisa: I have powers? Wow! With these abilities, I can be a force for social justice!
- Bart: Oh god. Can we skip this level?
- Mr. Burns: So we'll cut down all the forests in Springfield, and turn each tree into a single luxury toothpick!
- Waylon Smithers: Great idea, Mr. Burns. One tine question: won't that lead to, um, environmental disaster?
- Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you have to wreck a few planets.
- Smithers: Well said, sir. Well said.
- Lenny Leonard: Hey that sounds like a tree swallow!
- Carl Carlson: No, it sounds like a yellow-crowned heron. Oh my god, that sounds like a chainsaw!
- Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw!
- [the tree they're in falls onto a conveyor belt]
- Lenny: Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?
- Carl: Sometimes I think it's 'cause it's all we have left.
- Carl: The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts!
- Carl: Tell Lenny... I loved... his recipe for lemon bars. Ehhh.
- Mr. Burns: All I wanted was to destroy our delicate eco-system, and this is the thanks I get.
- Smithers: I'm sorry, sir. You want me to have some goons rough up Al Gore?
- Mr. Burns: I'd like that.
