Low Expectations Dating Service

Low Expectations Dating Service

Location Information Town: Springfield Use: Dating service First appearance: "Selma's Choice"

Low Expectations Dating Service is a dating service.

History

Selma used the service to record a dating video. While smoking a cigarette, she said, "I want to have a baby before it's too late. You're looking at a free lunch, boys. Come and get it!" She then growled amorously, put her cigarette fully into her mouth, and a second later opened her mouth to show the cigarette put out and tied into a knot.

When Willie later watched Selma's video, he rejected her: "Back to the loch with you, Nessie!"

Appearances

• Episode – "Selma's Choice"
• Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage

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