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Burger Kings/Quotes

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Season 32 Episode Quotes
701 "Uncut Femmes"
702
"Burger Kings"
"Panic on the Streets of Springfield" 703


Waylon Smithers: Sir, your personal chef is here with your breakfast.
Chef: Voilà. One raisin, wrinkles ironed and smoothed, with one molecule of sugar.
Mr. Burns: [eats half the raisin] Too sharp. It could cut me to ribbons.

Mr. Burns: What is that delicious smell?
Homer: Um, uh, this is my lunch. My wife just gave me a salad, but she said I could choose my own dressing, so I picked this hamburger.

Mr. Burns: I must have more of these, uh... What do you call them?
Homer: Hamburgers.
Mr. Burns: You're eating people from Hamburg?
Homer: I don't know. Maybe.

Nurse: No, sir. Eating meat could kill you.
Mr. Burns: Eh, no one lives forever. Except Dick Cheney. What's his deal?

Mr. Burns: People don't like me. hey really don't. Why?
Smithers: You've released the hounds on nearly everyone in town, sir.
Mr. Burns: Everyone loves dogs, Smithers. It must be something else.

Kent Brockman: I... I'm just getting word Springfield Dam has ruptured and water is roaring down. We'll let the, uh, sad news cover that.

Mr. Burns: Praise, praise... Something I've craved since I was a little boy.
[flashback]
Young Burns: I drew this picture of you hugging me, Mummy.
Daphne Burns: I don't like art that lies. Oh, and by the way, your father's dead.

Blue-haired lawyer: Before we film, we need you to sign this contract stating that what you publicly say about our product is limited to certain catchphrases.
Smithers: Approved phrases limited to... "yes ve-gan," "I guaran-tree it," "abso-lettuce," and the "meat beater."

Marge: With all these commercials, I'm afraid your father's going to need bigger pants. Alexa, do you have any X-X-X-X-X-X-X-XL in stock?

Krusty the Clown: Mel, you're three of those letters. Where did I go wrong?
Sideshow Mel: Your product is inferior. Your marketing is offensive. And you have more ex-wives than franchise locations.
Krusty: What happened to kiss-ass Mel who was afraid of my shadow?
Sideshow Mel: I joined an empowerment group with the monkey and the cue card guy.

Beloved Billionaires Club manager: All the other beloved billionaires are here. There's Warren Buffett, there's Bill Gates, and that's it.

Milhouse Van Houten: This is kind of scary, like putting on a wet bathing suit.

Homer: Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you, but every generation has its to-do list. Yours is putting Miami on stilts, inventing new bees, and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes.

Mr. Burns: What's going on? Why is everyone baring their teeth at me?
Smithers: They're smiling, sir.

Kent Brockman: A supersize admission in the burger wars. Have we been fed an order of lies, or worse... Curly lies? Good God, I'm hungry.

Krusty: I did it again. I won by doing nothing.
Bart: That's my hero.
Krusty: Always will be.

Smithers: Sir. You're happy.
Mr. Burns: Yes. Because I'm no longer crushed by morality. I gave it a nice go... Almost a full month... But in the end, evil always wins.
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter