The Star of the Backstage/Quotes

Quotes

Season 33 Episode Quotes

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Chief Wiggum: Wow, you're the director?

Marge: No, more important... the stage manager.

Marge: Five minutes, guys!

Dr. Hibbert: Thank you, five.

Marge: Five minutes. I always used to love saying that.

Homer: Wow, honey, those dorks are so excited to be in your show again. And I will do everything I can to support you... while I'm at Moe's.

Homer: [to Bart and Lisa] From this day forward, we are enemies. Forever and ever. Forever.

Homer: I know a famous person that knows what's his name, who is she, and never heard of him!

Sasha Reed: Blocking, so important. That's what Hal always told me. Hal Prince.

Homer: Boom! Named it!

Marge: We were such a tight-knit group. Remember the tightness of the knitting?

Jacqueline Bouvier: I never liked that Sasha Reed. Taking pop out of the fridge without asking... getting us sued...

Homer: So you don't know the people you said you knew but who are they?

Lisa: Mo-om! Bart replaced my Kashi cereal with woodchips from the hamster cage!

Bart: So? You didn't notice till I told you.

Marge: You need to let me see the cast-only text chain.

Homer: Yeah, I don't know. It's really not cool for me to share it. Plus, you wouldn't get any of the jokes. You might want to skip over the stuff with your name in it.

Sasha: Why would Marge do that to me? I was never mean to her. I never even talked to her!

Sasha: Remember the night of the cast party? You and me... in the hot tub?

Barney Gumble: That night really happened? I thought I imagined it.

Sasha: It was real. And I've never had better.

Sasha: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Barney, nobody needs to do this show more than you. Except me!

Homer: Marge, when I'm onstage and it's not my turn to talk, can I look at my phone?

Marge: No.

Sasha: Marge, thanks for reminding me how good it feels to be a big fish in a small pond. I guess that's why you never left.

Marge: Actually, I think it was because my parents couldn't afford college after a lawsuit from a party you threw at my house but didn't invite me to.

Sasha: Such timey times.

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The Star of the Backstage • Bart's in Jail! • Treehouse of Horror XXXII • The Wayz We Were • Lisa's Belly • A Serious Flanders (Part 1) • A Serious Flanders (Part 2) • Portrait of a Lackey on Fire • Mothers and Other Strangers • A Made Maggie • The Longest Marge • Pixelated and Afraid • Boyz N the Highlands • You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You! • Bart the Cool Kid • Pretty Whittle Liar • The Sound of Bleeding Gums • My Octopus and a Teacher • Girls Just Shauna Have Fun • Marge the Meanie • Meat Is Murder • Poorhouse Rock