Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?/Quotes
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"Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?"
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- Homer: Hey, what's the haps, pop-diggity?
- Grampa: D'oh! What's wrong with you? Can't you talk like a normal 55-year-old man?
- Wakkety Yak: Kids, I tell you, our pizza can't be beat. [Wakkety Yak starts to malfunction] Pizza can't... I... beat kids... I beat kids. I beat kids.
- Homer: Dad, tonight's my big show at the pizza place. You're coming, right?
- Grampa: Son, I don't know quite how to put this, but you're a fool and your dreams are garbage. Now, get out of here before I say something I'll regret.
- Marge: I can't stand to see him like this.
- Bart: What? Dad looks happy.
- Marge: Something's deeply wrong. He's missing his youthful spirit, that spark that makes him who he is. Did you see how he ate his breakfast? He didn't shuffle his pancakes like a deck of cards. He doesn't air-drum while driving or race the dog in butt scooting across the carpet. And he always won. He's not my Homie anymore.
- Bart: We didn't notice any of that.
- Marge: A wife knows.
- Moe Szyslak: And a bartender. He's just... he's just not the same. He don't spin Barney around on the stool no more. He don't drink beer from a crazy straw... just a sensible straw. What are we gonna do about our little man, Midge?
- Marge: We're just gonna have to love him that much more.
- Moe: [sobs] I didn't think that was possible.
- Bart: Look, after you "went away," what happened to those singing robots?
- Gil Gunderson: Well, the FBI sold them at auction, but I never lost track of my babies. I'm gonna get those robots back, and start a new kiddie pizza place, then use that as a front to sell even better drugs!
- Public Domain Debbie: For God's sake, Stuart. Get rid of this stuff. You've wasted your life on America's worst music craze. I'm just glad your father, Doo-Wop Steve, didn't live to see this.
- Herman Hermann: Oh, yeah, the yak. I used him to test the Kevlar vests. I liked the way he would sing about pizza every time I shot him in the chest.
- J. J. Abrams: I've never seen such genuine childlike wonder. And I've been to dozens of test screenings. Homer, your emotional connection to these characters has shown me that your journey can be a universal experience, or at least DreamWorks.
- Homer: Six feelings with extra cheese. An order of French feelings, and a super chocolate frosty depression.
- Comic Book Guy: I also recommend a hot apple cry. Yes, I recognize a fellow sadness swallower.
- Comic Book Guy: Thanks to social media super-soldiers like myself, studios spent millions to remove Sonic the Hedgehog's creepy human teeth. We changed the world of video game adaptations I never saw.
- J. J. Abrams: Hey, Springfield. I'm inviting you to come to the Aztec Theater tonight for a special preview of my new animated movie, Agents of P.I.Z.Z.A..
- Homer: How dare he do what he said he was gonna do!
- Homer: Thank you, loyal trolls, for joining me in my passion project: destroying someone else's passion project.
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, every fan deserves movies that are individually tailored to their preconceived ideas. Let's ruin everyone's night!
- J. J. Abrams: And now, without further ado...
- Homer: Did somebody ask for ado?
- J. J. Abrams: Hey, Homer. Good to see you.
- Homer: Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Homer: I'm going to burn the only copy of this movie.
- J. J. Abrams: Actually, the movie's backed up on servers all over the world. That reel is just a prop from the snack stand.
- Homer: Oh. I wondered why it was buttery.
- Grampa: Son, a movie can't ruin your childhood. I ruined it by being a terrible father.
- Homer: But the movie.
- Grampa: No, it was me.
- J. J. Abrams: Homer, I know you were attached to the past, but this movie... All 71 minutes of it... Might help a new generation of kids forget their terrible parents.
- Bart: Like us, Dad.
- Lisa: I want to forget so bad.
