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'''Who Wants a Haircut''' is a song performed by the [[Baha Men]] in the episode [[Thank God It's Doomsday]].  It is a parody of their hit song "Who Let the Dogs Out?" which was previously parodied as "Who Let the Jugs Out?" in the episode [[Large Marge]].  The original song was written by [[Anselm Douglas]], while the parody lyrics were written by [[Don Payne]].  It is the twenty-ninth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
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|name = "Who Wants a Haircut?"
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|singers = [[Baha Men]]
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|length = '''Album:''' 1:08
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|writer = '''Original:''' {{W|Anslem Douglas}}<br>'''Parody lyrics:''' [[Don Payne]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"
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==Lyrics==
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'''"Who Wants a Haircut?"''' is a song performed by the [[Baha Men]].
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== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:Who wants a haircut?
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:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
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:Who wants a haircut?
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:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
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:Who wants a haircut?
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:Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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=== Album version ===
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
 
:''Mom, Bart and I have been talking.''
 
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:''Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair.''
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:''Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!''
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:''Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!''
  
 
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:''(laughs) Oh, Bart, you look worse that [[Patty Bouvier|Aunt Patty]] in the morning! And there ain't ''nothing'' looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!''
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:''[laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that [[Patty Bouvier|Aunt Patty]] in the morning! And there ain't ''nothing'' looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!''
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:''[Bart makes an angry noise]''
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The song is a parody of "{{W|Who Let the Dogs Out?}}" by the [[Baha Men]]. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Thank God It's Doomsday}}
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*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
  
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:(''Bart makes an angry noise'')
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{{The Simpsons Testify}}
  
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[[Category:Songs by guest stars]]
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[[Category:Songs by Baha Men]]

Latest revision as of 00:32, August 4, 2021

"Who Wants a Haircut?"
Song Information
Singers: Baha Men
Length: Album: 1:08
Writer(s): Original: Anslem Douglas
Parody lyrics: Don Payne
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Thank God It's Doomsday"

"Who Wants a Haircut?" is a song performed by the Baha Men.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Album version[edit]

Lisa:
Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
Marge:
You have? That's so nice.
Bart:
What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
Marge:
A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
Lisa:
Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.
Marge:
Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
Homer:
Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
Bart and Lisa:
YAAAAY!
Marge:
Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
Baha Men:
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Barber:
Which side do you want your part on?
Bart:
Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
Barber:
You're the boss.
Bart:
What the hell? WOAH!
Lisa:
[laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!
[Bart makes an angry noise]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]


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