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'''Skinner's Evil Plan''' is a song sung by [[Seymour Skinner]], [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Bart]] in the episode [[The President Wore Pearls]].  Once again, due to the advice of our lawyers, this is a completely original song not based on an existing one and why do you keep bugging us about this being based on one from this musical about Eva Peron we keep hearing about?  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Dana Gould]].  It is part of the twentieth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
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{{Song
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|name = "Skinner's Evil Plan"
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|image = [[File:Skinner's Evil Plan.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
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|characters = [[Seymour Skinner]]<br>[[Groundskeeper Willie]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]
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|length = 0:35
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Dana Gould]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[The President Wore Pearls]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"Skinner's Evil Plan"''' is a song sung by [[Seymour Skinner]], [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Bart]].
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
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== Lyrics ==
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:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
 
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
 
:I'm so happy with my evil plan.
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art.
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:Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
:Soon we will have the perfect school
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:Soon we will have the perfect school!
:Where fun and excitement never start.
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:Where fun and excitement never start!
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
:I'm so drunk I could barely see.
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:I'm so drunk I could barely see!
:Would it help me get through another day?
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:But it helps me get through another day!
:My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt,
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:My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
:I've got to go puke in some hay.
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:I've got to go puke in some hay!
  
:'''Bart''':
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:'''Bart:'''
:Lisa is a fool.
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:[[Lisa]] is a fool!
  
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
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:'''Seymour Skinner:'''
:I think the rules are cool.
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:I think the rules are cool!
  
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''':
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:'''Groundskeeper Willie:'''
 
:I'm fallin' in the pool!
 
:I'm fallin' in the pool!
  
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
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== Behind the Laughter ==
:''Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil "Operation SLAAAM'': So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music.  Care for a T-shirt?''
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The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical ''{{W2|Evita|musical}}''. It is part of "[[The President Wore Pearls (Medley)]]" track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
 
 
:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''':
 
:''T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?''
 
 
 
:'''Seymour Skinner''':
 
:(''chuckles) Forgive me, sir.''
 
 
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''':
 
:What have I done?
 
 
 
:'''Bart''':
 
:What they wanted you to.
 
  
:'''Lisa''':
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== Appearances ==
:Skinner betrayed me!
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*{{ep|The President Wore Pearls}}
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*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}
  
:'''Bart''':
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{{The Simpsons Testify}}
:But a tango takes two.
 
  
[[Category:Songs]]
 
 
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
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[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]

Latest revision as of 16:04, December 12, 2020

"Skinner's Evil Plan"
Skinner's Evil Plan.png
Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Seymour Skinner
Groundskeeper Willie
Bart Simpson
Length: 0:35
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Dana Gould
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "The President Wore Pearls"

"Skinner's Evil Plan" is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.

Lyrics[edit]

Seymour Skinner:
I'm so happy with my evil plan.
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Bart:
Lisa is a fool!
Seymour Skinner:
I think the rules are cool!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm fallin' in the pool!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of "The President Wore Pearls (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]