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The Wife Aquatic/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
387 "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"
388
"The Wife Aquatic"
"Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" 389


Ned Flanders: Tonight's G-rated gem is a silent film from my favorite year—yester! And while you enjoy this quiet riot, I'll be slipping these religious pamphlets on your windshields.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: This movie isn't silent—I can hear it sucking.

Patty Bouvier: Calm down, everybody—here's a movie of us!
Moe Szyslak: Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.

Lisa: Ugh. This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone.
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.

Marge: Excuse me, skipper—this island used to be a paradise. What happened?
Homer: I bet it was Bill Clinton's fault.
Jack: No, no, it was long before him.
Homer: [shakes head] Slick Willie wiggles out of another one.

Jack: We brought them in by the boatload, day and night. And then one day they... well, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just overfished them.
Jack: Maybe they under-spawned.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all.
Jack: Maybe the fish killed themselves.
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Jack: Well maybe you should marry Milhouse! [Lisa gasps] Yeah, that's right, I know about Milhouse.

Homer: How many Yum-Yum Fish did we get?
Jack: [sighs] None. Just a few Slarg Fish.
Homer: Ew, it tastes terrible!
Jack: No, you don't eat it. Its oil is used to polish stripper poles.
Homer: Finally. Something even I wouldn't eat.

Homer: Here you go—beer-battered shrimp.
Jack: Wait, this is bait! Homer, I told you to beer batter the shrimp and bait the hooks. Did you do the opposite?
Homer: Uh... I thought today was Opposite Day. By the way, you're very ugly. It's Opposite Day.
Fausto: Hey captain, we should not go out and check the hooks.
Jack: It's not Opposite Day!
Homer: So that means... it is Opposite Day.

Marge: Oh Homie, I'm so worried. But if I concentrate, our love is so strong, I know I can hear your thoughts.
Homer: [thinking] Dear Marge, how are you? I am fine. The waves here are way bigger than the ones at home. And the salt water is rising. What's next? Pepper water? Ha ha. Love ya, Homer Simpson.

Moe Szyslak: I just had this awful feeling that uh, Homer's in terrible trouble.
Lenny Leonard: Oh, that's funny. I just had a feeling that some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
Moe: Come on, we've gotta go help Homer!
Lenny: And Fausto!
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Jazzy and the Pussycats Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Treehouse of Horror XVII G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) Moe'N'a Lisa Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) The Haw-Hawed Couple Kill Gil, Volumes I & II The Wife Aquatic Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Little Big Girl Springfield Up Yokel Chords Rome-Old and Juli-Eh Homerazzi Marge Gamer The Boys of Bummer Crook and Ladder Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! 24 Minutes You Kent Always Say What You Want