Manger Things/Quotes
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- Marge: Okay. So, Homer and I were going to the office Christmas party.
- Grampa: I had just lost my last adult tooth, which they say is worth thousands.
- Marge: Grampa. This is my story.
- Grampa: Fine.
- Marge: Listen, before we go, I want to ask you a favor. Don't drink at the office party.
- Homer: But then it just becomes a meeting.
- Lenny Leonard: Marge. Marge, Marge, Marge, Marge. When will you ever settle down?
- Homer: What the...?
- Lenny: Hey, Marge, want to rub shoulders?
- Homer: Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.
- Lenny: Oh, so now she's your wife.
- Marge: So, if you're all partying, who's running the plant?
- Lenny: We got a dog that barks when a light goes red.
- Mr. Burns: On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em! On, Stalker! On, Vicious! On, Rabid and Rips 'Em!
- Raphael: Uh, aren't you gonna get out?
- Homer: No, just drive me around in circles, please.
- Raphael: Oh, sorry. You have to order an Uber Sad for that.
- Homer: Isn't a church supposed to offer sanctuary?
- Reverend Lovejoy: I'll tell you what. Quote one Bible verse, and I'll let you in.
- Homer: Um... "There once was a man from Judaea who said to my wife, 'If I pay ya...'"
- Rev. Lovejoy: And no.
- Rev. Lovejoy: Well, there is one person that takes the homeless, lost dogs, even grocery bags carried off by the wind.
- Ned Flanders: Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.
- Maude Flanders: More like a sinkhole that likes French fries.
- Ned: Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.
- Maude: When you look at everything, you see Jesus. I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.
- Lisa: Where's Daddy?
- Marge: Um, he-he won't be back for a while.
- Lisa: It's okay. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart.
- Bart: And I love Lisa.
- Bart and Lisa: I love you, I love you, I love you.
- Ned: Homer, would you like to say grace?
- Homer: I'd rather just eat.
- Rod Flanders: No grace? Then I'm gonna let my hair grow natural.
- Rod: What's a jackass?
- Ned: It's a silly person, Roddy.
- Rod: Daddy, you're a jackass.
- Homer: Sheesh. The mouth on that kid.
- Bart: God, I don't know if you could do this, but I want a different father.
- Homer: I'm home.
- Maude: Oh, the baby's coming. Oh, wh-where's your father?
- Rod: He's delivering Christmas turkeys to the poor.
- Maude: That selfish jerk.
- Homer: Let's bring another angel into this world. Perfectly normal. Eight fingers and eight toes.
- Maude: Give me my baby!
- Homer: I guess it is mostly yours.
