Marjorie

"Marjorie"

Song Information Singers: Jackson Browne Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Characters: Jackson Browne Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Length: Episode: 1:00 Album: 2:19 Writer(s): Original: Jackson Browne Parody lyrics: Tim Long Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Brake My Wife, Please"

"Marjorie" is a song sung by Jackson Browne and Homer at a party for Marge.

Lyrics

Episode version

Jackson Browne:

[starts playing piano]

You hooked up in high school,

Now you've come so far.

And you started to hate him

And hit him with your car.

Homer:

So I threw you a fancy banquet

And now you can't stay mad.

How 'bout a makeup snuggle?

It would be so rad.

Jackson Browne:

Margie, you're all right,

You wear my ring,

When you hold me tight,

Margie, that's my thing,

When you turn out the light,

I've got to hand it to me.

It looks like it's me and you again tonight,

Marjorie.

Marge:

Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.

Homer:

So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?

Marge:

Only with kisses. [Homer whimpers] Oh, don't be a wuss!

[she kisses him]

Jackson Browne:

Looks like it's me and you again tonight,

Marjorie.

Album version

Luigi Risotto:

And now Marge, I bringa you the main course. Electra recording artist slash political activist, Jackson Browne!

Marge:

Ooo, the Pretender!

Jackson Browne:

When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. I'm here to serenade you with a song...

[everyone cheers]

...from my latest album.

[everyone groans]

Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics.

Homer:

That I fixed with new words!

Jackson Browne:

[starts playing piano]

You hooked up in high school,

Now you've come so far.

And you started to hate him

And hit him with your car.

Homer:

So I threw you a fancy banquet

And now you can't stay mad.

How 'bout a makeup snuggle?

It would be so rad.

Jackson Browne:

Margie, you're all right,

You wear my ring,

When you hold me tight,

Margie, that's my thing,

When you turn out the light,

I've got to hand it to me.

It looks like it's me and you again tonight,

Marjorie.

Marge:

Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. I love you, too.

Homer:

So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore?

Marge:

Only with kisses. [Homer whimpers] Oh, don't be a wuss!

[she kisses him]

Jackson Browne:

Looks like it's me and you again tonight,

Marjorie.

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of Browne's song "Rosie" from the album Running on Empty. The parody lyrics were written by Tim Long. It is the nineteenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

[show] The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies