Not On My Clothes

"Not On My Clothes"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Yeardley Smith Characters: Groundskeeper Willie Lisa Simpson Homer Simpson Length: 0:52 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Michael Price Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "My Fair Laddy"

"Not On My Clothes" is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics

Groundskeeper Willie:

What flows from the nose,

Does not go on my clothes!

Lisa:

I think he's got it!

Oh yes, he's got it!

Groundskeeper Willie:

What flows from the nose,

Does not go on my clothes!

Lisa:

Where is that ghastly flow?

Groundskeeper Willie:

The nose! The nose!

Lisa:

And where should it not go?

Homer:

Blue pants! Blue pants!

Lisa:

Dad! Get your own song!

Homer:

Fine.

I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!

Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

Behind the Laughter

The majority of the song is a parody of "The Rain in Spain", while Homer's part of the song is a parody of the song "Get Me to the Church on Time", both from the musical My Fair Lady. It is part of the "My Fair Laddy (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "My Fair Laddy"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies