| Episode number
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Episode name
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Song
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Artist
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Writer(s)
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Note
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| 01
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"Bart's Not Dead"
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"One More Chance"
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Actor playing Bart and Emily Deschanel
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Lyrics: Stephanie Gillis
Music: Chris Ledesma
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| "Martin's Cello"
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Bleeding Fingers Music
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| "Lisa's Solitude"
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Bleeding Fingers Music
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| 02
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"Heartbreak Hotel"
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"Airport Hotel"
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Homer Simpson
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Original: Mae Boren Axton and Thomas Durden
Parody: Matt Selman and Renee Ridgeley
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Parody of "Heartbreak Hotel".
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| "Big Fish"
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Vince Staples
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Vince Staples, Kehinde Hassan, Taiwo Hassan and Juicy J
|
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| "Hotsy-Totsy"
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Heinz Kiessling
|
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| 03
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"My Way or the Highway to Heaven"
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"Symphony No. 5"
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Ludwig van Beethoven
|
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| "Cheek to Cheek"
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Ted Moock
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Irving Berlin
|
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| "Dead End Street"
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The Kinks
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Ray Davies
|
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| "Boogie Woogie Christian God"
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Sally Stevens, Susie Stevens-Logan and Caitlin Parrott
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Original: Don Raye and Hughie Prince
Parody: Deb Lacusta, Dan Castellaneta and Vince Waldron
|
|
| "La Marseillaise"
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Genevieve Bouvier, Sideshow Mel, Abraham Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Barney Gumble, Carl Carlson, Café patrons
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Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
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| "Non, je ne regrette rien"
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Édith Piaf
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Music: Charles Dumont
Lyrics: Michel Vaucaire
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|
| "I Want Less"
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Siddmartha Gautama
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Lyrics: Deb Lacusta, Dan Castellaneta and Vince Waldron
Music: Jeff Martin
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| 04
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"Treehouse of Horror XXIX"
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"You Don't Win Friends With Salad"
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Bart and Homer Simpson
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David S. Cohen
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"Lisa the Vegetarian" reference
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| "You'll Be Trapped"
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Lisa Simpson
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Original: Mack David and Jerry Livingston
Parody lyrics: Joel H. Cohen
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|
| "Geriatric Park"
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Studio singers
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Lyrics: Joel H. Cohen
Music: Chris Ledesma
|
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| 05
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"Baby You Can't Drive My Car"
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"Chicken Nugget"
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Homer Simpson
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Original: Jim Croce
Parody: Rob LaZebnik
|
|
| "No Operator"
|
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| "Pure Imagination"
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Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
|
|
| "I've Never Been to Me"
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Charlene
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Ron Miller and Ken Hirsch
|
|
| "Toot, Toot, Tootsie (Goo' Bye)"
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Mr. Burns
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Gus Kahn, Ernie Erdman and Dan Russo
|
|
| "I Swear It Is Christmas Eve"
|
Artificial Intelligence
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Written by an AI and performed by a computerized voice.
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| 06
|
"From Russia Without Love"
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"Drinkity Drink Da Drink Da Drink"
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Fats
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Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Michael Ferris
|
|
| "Three Little Children"
|
Homer Simpson
|
|
| "Folsom Prison Blues"
|
Johnny Cash
|
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| "The Four Seasons" Spring
|
Antonio Vivaldi
|
|
| "Pachelbel's Canon"
|
Johann Pachelbel
|
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| 07
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"Werking Mom"
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"Glamazon"
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Queen Chante, Sideshow Mel, Penelope Cruising, Marge Simpson and Studio singers
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Parody lyrics: Carolyn Omine and Robin Sayers
|
|
| "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)"
|
Sylvester
|
James Wirrick and Sylvester
|
|
| 08
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"Krusty the Clown"
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"Entrance of the Gladiators"
|
Krusty the Clown
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Parody lyrics: Ryan Koh
Music: Julius Fučík
|
|
| "Morning Mood"
|
Edvard Grieg
|
|
| "Circus Clowning"
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Krusty the Clown, Bart Simpson and Animals
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Lyrics: Ryan Koh
Music: Adam Schiff (Bleeding Fingers Music)
|
|
| 10
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"'Tis the 30th Season"
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"Jingle Bells"
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Cletus Spuckler, Brandine Spuckler and Spuckler children
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Original: James Lord Pierpont
Parody lyrics: Jeff Westbrook, John Frink and Joel H. Cohen
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|
| "Silent Night"
|
Homer, Bart and Lisa Simpson
|
Original: Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr
Parody lyrics: Jeff Westbrook, John Frink and Joel H. Cohen
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|
| "Good King Wenceslas"
|
Bart and Lisa Simpson
|
John Mason Neale and Thomas Helmore
|
Hummed by Bart and Lisa
Also played during end credits
|
| "O Christmas Tree"
|
Ernst Anschütz
|
|
| "Family Guy Theme"
|
Studio Singers
|
Walter Murphy
|
|
| "Carol of the Bells"
|
Mykola Leontovych
|
|
| "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
|
|
Music: Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy
|
|
| "Deck the Halls"
|
|
Traditional
|
|
| "We Gather Together"
|
|
Adrianus Valerius
|
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| "The Girl from Ipanema"
|
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Music: Antônio Carlos Jobim
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Hummed by Dan Castellaneta
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| "Hail to the Chief"
|
|
Music: James Sanderson
|
|
| "The First Noel"
|
|
Traditional
|
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| 11
|
"Mad About the Toy"
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"Love and Marriage"
|
Homer Simpson
|
Original music: Jimmy Van Heusen
Original lyrics: Sammy Cahn
Parody lyrics: Michael Price
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|
| "New York Groove"
|
Ace Frehley
|
Russ Ballard
|
|
| "Blue Rondo à la Turk"
|
Dave Brubeck
|
|
| "Miles and Miles of Texas"
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Asleep at the Wheel
|
Tommy Camfield and Diane Johnston
|
|
| "There's a Handsome Man in Texas"
|
Abraham Simpson
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Parody lyrics: Michael Price
|
|
| "This Is The Army, Mr. Jones"
|
|
Irving Berlin
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Performed by unknown singer during end credits
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| 12
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"The Girl on the Bus"
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"Lisa's Lonely Song"
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Lisa Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Ralph Wiggum and Kearney Zzyzwicz
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Lyrics: Joel H. Cohen
Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
|
|
| "It Had to Be You"
|
Cheryl and Mr. Monroe
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Lyrics: Gus Kahn
Music: Isham Jones
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|
| "The Dolphin"
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Stan Getz
|
Music: Luizinho Eça
|
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| 13
|
"I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can"
|
"Every Breath You Take"
|
The Police
|
Sting
|
|
| "That Girl Is You"
|
Dave Matthews Band
|
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| "The Blue Danube"
|
|
Johann Strauss II
|
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| 15
|
"101 Mitigations"
|
"Color Him Father"
|
The Winstons
|
Richard Lewis Spencer
|
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| 16
|
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)"
|
"The Four Seasons - Spring"
|
Antonio Vivaldi
|
|
| "Canon in D"
|
Johann Pachelbel
|
|
| "Kitesurf-ari"
|
Studio singers
|
Parody lyrics: Jeff Westbrook
|
|
| 17
|
"E My Sports"
|
"Bart is a Champion"
|
Homer Simpson
|
Original: Freddie Mercury
Parody lyrics: Rob LaZebnik
|
|
| "Live Through Your Kid"
|
Earl Woods and sports dads
|
Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Rob LaZebnik
|
|
| "Suicide Is Painless"
|
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Music: Johnny Mandel
|
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| 18
|
"Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy"
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"Conga"
|
Miami Sound Machine
|
Enrique E. Garcia
|
|
| "Cherry Bomb"
|
The Runaways
|
Joan Jett and Kim Fowley
|
|
| "Cups (When I'm Gone)"
|
Female Itchy
|
A.P. Carter and Luisa Gerstein
|
|
| "Extreme Ways"
|
Moby
|
|
| 19
|
"Girl's in the Band"
|
Eine kleine Nachtmusik
|
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
|
|
| Lieutenant Kijé Suite
|
Sergei Prokofiev
|
|
| "Sucks To Be You"
|
Bart Simpson
|
Music: Ludwig van Beethoven
Lyrics: Nancy Cartwright
|
|
| "Theme from Knight Rider"
|
Stu Phillips and Glen A. Larson
|
|
| "Moonlighting"
|
Lee Holdridge and Al Jarreau
|
|
| "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
|
Edvard Grieg
|
|
| "Midnight, the Stars and You"
|
Harry M. Woods,Jimmy Campbell and Reg Connelly
|
|
| "Patton (Theme)"
|
Jerry Goldsmith
|
|
| 20
|
"I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh"
|
"Jingle Jangle Jingle"
|
Lenny Leonard
|
Joseph J. Lilley and Frank Loesser
|
|
| "Lisa Is So Stupid"
|
Bart Simpson
|
Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Jeff Martin and Jenna Martin
|
|
| "Poem To Jebediah Springfield"
|
Sideshow Mel
|
|
| "Sing a Song of Sixpence"
|
Homer Simpson
|
Walter Crane
|
|
| "A Pioneer"
|
Professor Frink
|
Music: Bleeding Fingers Music
Lyrics: Jeff Martin and Jenna Martin
|
|
| "Springfield: The New Frontier"
|
Clancy Wiggum, Carl Carlson and Lenny Leonard
|
|
| "My Name Is Jebediah Springfield"
|
Professor Frink
|
|
| "This Bear"
|
|
| "The Bullets Flew Like Rain"
|
|
| "Rabid Beaver"
|
|
| "White Wine Spritzer"
|
Okilly Dokilly
|
|
| 21
|
"D'oh Canada"
|
"Upstate New York"
|
Homer Simpson
|
Music: Jeff Martin
Lyrics: Tim Long and Miranda Thompson
|
|
| "Islander Forever"
|
Newfie
|
Arthur O'Brien
|
|
| "Battle Hymn of the Republic"
|
Julia Ward Howe
|
|
| "America the Beautiful"
|
Samuel A. Ward
|
|
| "O Canada"
|
Calixa Lavallée
|
|
| "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
|
|
Music: William Steffe
|
|
| 22
|
"Woo-Hoo Dunnit?"
|
"On a Clear Day (You Can See Forever)"
|
The Peddlers
|
Burton Lane and Alan Jay Lerner
|
|
| "Blue Rondo à la Turk"
|
King Toot
|
Dave Brubeck
|
|
| "Night Lights"
|
Gerry Mulligan
|
|
| "I'm Sorry"
|
Brenda Lee
|
Dub Allbritten, Ronnie Self
|
|
| 23
|
"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"
|
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
|
Tommy James and the Shondells
|
Eddie Gray, Tommy James and Mike Vale
|
|
| "I'll Always Love My Mama"
|
The Intruders
|
Gamble and Huff, McFadden & Whitehead
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