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There's a Handsome Man in Texas

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"There's a Handsome Man in Texas"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Abraham Simpson
Length: 0:28
Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "Mad About the Toy"

"There's a Handsome Man in Texas" is a song suny by Abraham Simpson when he was looking for Philip Hefflin.

Lyrics[edit]

There's a handsome man in Texas,
That I'm going back to see.
He was supposed to take my picture,
Then he got sweet on me.
I buried it for decades,
Deep inside my brain.
But then I played with army men,
And it came up again.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d-.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is set to the tune of American folk song "The Yellow Rose of Texas".

Appearances[edit]