There's a Handsome Man in Texas

"There's a Handsome Man in Texas"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Characters: Abraham Simpson Length: 0:28 Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Michael Price Appearance(s): "Mad About the Toy"

"There's a Handsome Man in Texas" is a song suny by Abraham Simpson when he was looking for Philip Hefflin.

Lyrics

There's a handsome man in Texas,

That I'm going back to see.

He was supposed to take my picture,

Then he got sweet on me.

I buried it for decades,

Deep inside my brain.

But then I played with army men,

And it came up again.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d-.

Behind the Laughter

The song is set to the tune of American folk song "The Yellow Rose of Texas".

Appearances

• Episode – "Mad About the Toy"