


Geriatric Park
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"Geriatric Park"
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Song Information
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"Geriatric Park" is the theme song for Geriatric Park.
Contents
[hide]Lyrics[edit]
- They were old.
- They were sad.
- And their joints all hurt.
- Now they're here,
- And they're glad.
- They've hit pay dirt.
- Geriatric Park.
- Geriatric Park.
- It's so, so safe.
- Nothing can go wrong.
- Can go wrong,
- Can go wrong,
- Can go wrong...
Behind the Laughter[edit]
"Geriatric Park" is a parody of "Theme from Jurassic Park", the theme song of Jurassic Park. The studio singers were contracted by Sally Stevens.
Appearances[edit]
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" (Geriatric Park)