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You Don't Win Friends With Salad

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"You Don't Win Friends With Salad"
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Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Characters: Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Length: "Lisa the Vegetarian": 0:20
"Treehouse of Horror XXIX": 0:05
Writer(s): David S. Cohen
Appearance(s): "Lisa the Vegetarian"

"You Don't Win Friends With Salad" is a conga song that Bart, Homer and Marge sung to Lisa.

Lyrics[edit]

Bart:
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
Bart and Homer:
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
Bart, Homer and Marge:
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.

Appearances[edit]