Chocolate Pain

Chocolate Pain

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 39 Update: Level 40 Required characters: Skinner, Lisa, Ralph, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Krusty, Smithers, Dolph, Marge, Homer Optional characters: Jimbo, Kearney, See Pt. 12 and 15 Previous quest(s): A Perfectly Cromulent Job Pt. 16

Chocolate Pain is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 40 content update. It unlocks Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, and the Ah, Fudge! Factory.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Ah, the second grade class is so peaceful and silent. That's the sound of learning. No it isn't! Miss Hoover told us to sit quietly with our heads in our hands and then disappeared. I'm going to write a letter of complaint to the school board! Good idea. Class, everyone write a letter of complaint. That should keep you busy while I go find Miss Hoover. Should we sign our names? Yes, that should keep you busy all day. Task: "Make Lisa Write a Letter of Complaint". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Ralph Try to Sign his Name". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Principal Skinner! You burnt our letters of complaint in your waste paper bin! There's no heat in my office and it's the only way to keep my feet warm. But I found Miss Hoover. She's just taking a little break... Chain-smoking in the ladies room and crying because she'll never get married. Perhaps I can lure her out with a field trip. To someplace educational? To someplace. Task: "Reach Level 40 And Build the Ah, Fudge! Factory". It takes 4 hours. Build: Ah, Fudge! Factory New Characters: Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark Welcome to our field trip at a commercial fudge establishment, children. Thanks, school mommy! How does this contribute to our education? There's a math lecture by the Ah, Fudge! mascot, Cocoa Beanie. Two plus two equals fudge! That's the answer I got too! Task: "Make Lisa Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Ralph Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Play a Freemium Game on her Phone". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Cocoa Beanie's exclamation mark Mmm, you're a tasty-looking lady, Miss Hoover. You're pretty smooth yourself, for a talking bean. Outside I'm dreamy, inside I'm creamy. How about a private tour, courtesy of C.B.? Well, I have always had a thing for chocolate-toned men. Let me just check on the kids. Is everything okay, Lisa? Ralph fell in the caramel vat. We pulled him out, but he was so sticky that we all got glued to him! Perfect. Roll yourselves into a corner and wait for me. Yay, I'm a katamari! Task: "Make Lisa and Ralph Stick Together". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 16 hours. Task: "Make Cocoa Beanie Take Miss Hoover on a Private Tour". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 16 hours. That was some tour, Cocoa Beanie. You took me to places I'd never been. *Giggles* Sounds like the kids are having a good time too. No, we're being tickled by rats trying to lick off the caramel! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Wow, Miss Hoover, you're really in a good mood. I've got a date tonight with Cocoa Beanie. He's such a wonderful man. Well, part man, part legume. I'm so happy I'm even going to teach you math. Great! I love math... but you don't. That's why you'll be learning the Krusty Burger Mathy-Meal way! Hey, hey! Let's learn percentages. Each Mathy-Meal contains 500% of your daily recommended amount of tripe. Task: "Make Lisa Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Ralph Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Get Ready for her Date". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark What are we doing on our date tonight, Cocoa? Everything, baby! Dining, dancing... and then back to my pod for some sweet romancing. Did you say "pod"? Cocoa beans come from pods, baby. Look it up! Task: "Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Go on a Date". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle and takes 12 hours. Wow, this dinner at the Gilded Truffle was superb. The chef and I are friends. I let him shave some of me off to use in his desserts. But I had the chocolate mousse. Does that mean I...? Ate me. That's a little creepy. I'm not saying it isn't. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark Cocoa, this date is so fun I want to stay up all night. I'll put on a Transformers movie in class tomorrow and sleep in the cloakroom. Then let's hit Krusty's After Hours Cabaret! They have fantastic entertainment there. And then Krusty performs. didn't know we had live theater in this town, after Kenneth Branagh's Shakespearean troupe was run out of town. His last words were: "To flee or not to flee." He should've just fled. He'd still have his ear. Task: "Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Go to Krusty's Cabaret". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours. Hey thanks, you two. You were the only people who stayed to listen to my stand-up routine. We would have left but you locked the doors to the club. There's no fire department regulation I won't violate for the sake of comedy. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark You know, I always wanted to be a cabaret dancer. But I took a career aptitude test and it said I should either be a teacher or a prison guard. Two great choices. They both have fantastic unions. You could still be a dancer, Elizabeth! You're young, you're sexy, and you smoke like a chimney. What do you say, Krusty? Could I be one of your dancers? Well, I do have an opening. One of my gals ran off with a bisexual German count. Or maybe that was a movie. But you'll have to get some training. And you'll have some tough competition. Back off, Hoover. This dance job is mine! Task: "Make Krusty Cabareducate". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Get Cabareducated". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Smithers Get Cabareducated". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark Waylon and I finished our cabareducation. Now who gets to be in the Krusty Cabaret Rockettes? Tough choice. Two great dancers, only one opening. On the one hand, Smithers has fantastic movements and owns his own leggings. On the other hand, Miss Hoover is a woman. I guess the only way to decide is a dance off. Task: "Make Krusty Hold a Dance-Off". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Attend a Dance-Off". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Smithers Attend a Dance-Off". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. Congratulations, Miss Hoover, you win. I'll hire you for 10 bucks an hour and all the leftover booze you can drink. Elizabeth is too good for this craphole. We're taking her moves to the streets. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10

After tapping on Cocoa Beanie's exclamation mark Okay, Elizabeth. You dance here on the street corner, and I'll pass around a hat for some money. I've already seeded it with 15 Fudge Bucks. I've got a fever, and the only cure is public exhibitionism. Let's dance! Task: "Make Miss Hoover Dance!". The job takes 24 hours. Everyone loved your street corner dancing, Elizabeth. We made eighty-two dollars, plus two Colonial era farthings Mr. Burns thought were still legal tender. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 11

After completing Pt. 10 Miss Hoover looked pretty good dancing around in that skimpy outfit. I could watch her all day. Is there a way to fail backwards into grade two again? Don't worry. I got the whole thing on video. I'm posting it now! Task: "Make Dolph Like Kearney's Video 1,000,000 Times". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 8 hours. If Kearney is owned: Task: "Make Kearney Put Up a ViewTube Video". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 8 hours. If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Like Kearney's Video 2,000,000 Times". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Homer, have you seen this video of Miss Hoover dancing half-naked? Hm. It sounds NSFW, and I only watch NSFW videos at work. I don't approve of Lisa's teacher flouncing in the streets like a floozy. That's a very politically incorrect thing to call her, Marge. Now we say she's a self-empowered floozy taking charge of her sexuality. Well, I'm going to alert the other parents. Principal Skinner has to do something about this. It's time to activate the HMMPH network: "Home-Makers Making Persnickity Hmmphs." Task: "Make Parents Report Inappropriate Teacher Conduct" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 12 hours. Task: "Make Skinner Hide Under his Desk". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Report Inappropriate Teacher Conduct" task are:

Marge, Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Kirk, Luann, Grampa, Fat Tony, Wiggum, Agnes, Wolfcastle, Sanjay, Kearney, Brandine, Manjula, Rev. Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, Selma, Judge Snyder, Krusty, and Bernice Hibbert

Pt. 13

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Miss Hoover, the parents of this school are concerned about your semi-nude public dancing, and I don't blame them. We never blame the parents... in public. In private we blame them for everything. We're concerned about the person you've been dating. He's a man who makes money by getting other people to perform... An impresario! He's your imp. And he's imping you all over town! I don't care. I love him. Plus he keeps me fixed up with these. Pills?! I'm confiscating them! No, they're N&N candies from the factory. Candy?! I'm confiscating them! Task: "Make Marge Intervene With Miss Hoover". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Defy Marge". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Homer Eat Confiscated Candy". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 14

After tapping on Miss Hoover's exclamation mark Cocoa, everyone is saying you're just using me to make money. No baby, it's not like that. I love you! And I got big plans. First, we're getting out of this two-bit town and moving to Shelbyville. That's a three-bit town at least. We'll open our own cabaret. Shelbyville is crawling with nightclub-entertainment loving bigshots and mobsters. And then I'm going to make you Mrs. Cocoa Beanie! It sounds wonderful! But aren't your parents opposed to mixed marriages? Yeah, but they'll shut up once we start giving them grandbeans. Task: "Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Make Big Plans". The job takes place at the Gilded Truffle and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 15

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Miss Hoover is moving to Shelbyville with Cocoa Beanie. We have to stop her, Bart! Why? You said week-old bread could teach better than her. Better the devil you know. The last substitute teacher we had was Gil, and the homework he gave us was to go out and sell aluminum siding for him. Now, should we reason with her or make an emotional plea? I think it'll be quicker if we just go stomp her boyfriend. Task: "Make Children Gang Up on Cocoa Beanie". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Cocoa Beanie Get Beaten Up". The job takes place at the Ah, Fudge! Factory and takes 24 hours. Ow, ow! Elizabeth, help, I'm being beaten by schoolchildren. Sorry Cocoa, I'm breaking up with you. I thought you were strong and self-confident. But even Ralph is roughing you up. It's not my fault. It's a hot day. I get all soft and melty! I just can't respect you. Goodbye forever. And kids, beating up the mascot counts as homework. I'm earning a gold star! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Gang Up on Cocoa Beanie" task are:

Lisa, Milhouse, Bart, Martin, Nelson, Ralph, Rod, Todd, Sherri & Terri, Dolph, and Jimbo

Pt. 16

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark I'm sorry it didn't work out with your boyfriend, Miss Hoover. Eh, I had fun, and Krusty says I can always dance at his cabaret on weekends. Apparently his current dancer is kind of a drama queen. I need grape flavored lip gloss, flowers in my dressing room, and *sobs* someone to hug me and tell me I'm worthwhile. Anyway, it's great to be back at the career I love the most. Teaching? Making kids lie with their heads on the desk while I go out and smoke. *sigh* I have to stop setting people up like that. Task: "Make Miss Hoover Avoid Work". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 5,000 and 500

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the song "Chocolate Rain" by Tay Zonday.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 36-40 Quests
Ain't No Mountain High Enough • Bachelor Arms • Between Jobs • Candy Day • Chocolate Pain • Mr. Moneybags • A Perfectly Cromulent Job • Rolling in It • Running with the Bullies • Scandalous Spending • Snyder House Rules • Two Extra Eyes on Springfield • Vulgari Aspirations • Weekend Dad