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Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes
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389 "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
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- Homer: [Angrily at the Rich Texan.] Reeevenge!!!
- Rich Texan: Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.
- Homer: [While crawling through a tunnel.] I wonder how long this tunnel... isssssssssssss! [Falls in water and into a cage that locks up.] D'oh.
- Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
- Homer: [Sarcastically] Then what's America doing in Iraq?
- Bart: Ay, Carumba! [Outside the story.] That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
- Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. [Laughs]
- Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
- Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.
- Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
- Lenny: [To Homer.] Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.
- Homer: 9:00 AM?
- Nelson: [To Milhouse.] Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
- Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
- Dolph: [To Martin.] You are so dead that you're alive.
- Judge: I sentence you to life.
- Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
- Judge: In prison!
- Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.
- Snake: Hand over your wallet.
- Homer: You don't frighten me! [Snake shoots Homer.] Or my wife! [Snake shoots Marge.] Or my...
- Marge: Shut up!
- Bart: [Crashes through the window.] Party's over, Serpent.
- Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip
- Homer: [After Lisa's story.] Wow! That had what I really like in a story: an ending!