Difference between revisions of "Money Vs. Milhouse"

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Money Vs. Milhouse is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 37 content update. It requires Luann to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home. You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp. Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter – crackers! Can you make yourself dinner? Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car. *Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks. Hold on and I'll cook you something nutritious to eat. Task: "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 12 hours. Milhouse, sit down, I've got some big news to tell you. I can't sit down. I'm only programmed to walk and fade away into a house. That is exactly the tomfoolery I won't have time for when I'm running the cracker factory! I became the new owner today! What happened to Grandpa Mussolini? My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations. Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts. I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow. No, I don't want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories. So where are you going to network?< At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment. Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies. Task: "Make Luann Go to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents? Well, they're presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me! Task: "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Mom, you've been a CEO for a week and haven't gone into the office once. You just keep ordering inspirational business posters. I'll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster. Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits. If your father's so smart, then why didn't he inherit a cracker factory? I'm just worried about paying for all this stuff. Don't be. Because I'm going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy! Task: "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark I know that look. It's the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study. Do you have clinically depressed sperm too? No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant. Looks like we'll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line. The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They're both going to be disappointed. I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff. But I thought you said all the money was gone. Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren't talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right? I was going to buy Lisa's love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it. Task: "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" (x2). The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory" (x3). The jobs take place at the Cracker Factory and take 10 hours. Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory. That's great! Does this mean I get my money back? Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first. And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can't be more than 80% cardboard. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Work at the Cracker Factory" task are: