Difference between revisions of "My Octopus and a Teacher/Quotes"

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Marge: I don't like you hanging out with sharks. You should have land friends.

Lisa: Noted.

Principal Skinner: Um... obviously, we're meeting with other applicants...

Rayshelle Peyton: Of course, and I'm meeting with other schools.

Superintendent Chalmers: No! You're hired, you're hired. Here's a ninety, uh, three dollar signing bonus. And you can have his parking spot.

Principal Skinner: I'll park at the yogurt place. They-they know me there.

Principal Skinner: This is Nelson, Milhouse and... w-who is that behind that locker?

Bart: Just me. Bart. Bart. Bart. You know, like a seal?

Ms. Peyton: You look familiar. Have we met?

Bart: No! [robotic] You are a stranger. Stranger, stranger, overheating alert, alert, alert. Shutting down. Self-destruct. [imitates explosion and whistles]

Milhouse Van Houten: Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.

Nelson Muntz: I told him he couldn't handle the rainbow.

Marge: Oh, Lisa, your movie was so sad and beautiful.

Homer: That poor octomapus. Your movie really makes you think about the wondrous creature beneath the batter and the marinara sauce and the... [drools] Mmm, Lisa's friend.

Elizabeth Hoover: I'm second grade. What are we making?

Ms. Peyton: Chichen Itza.

Miss Hoover: Great. I'll start by finding out what that is.

Ms. Peyton: That's a lot of glue. How is that part of your self-portrait?

Bart: Uh, um, uh... Because, you know, uh... m-my-my face always has, u-uh, glue on it.

Ms. Peyton: Oh. Really?

Nelson: You don't seem in control. We can't laugh at your clowning if we're concerned about you.

Milhouse: Why are you messing with Ms. Peyton? She's nice.

Bart: [yelling] I don't know why I do stuff, okay? I don't know why I'm yelling now!

Nelson: I'm not gonna noogie you, but when you think about your actions today, I hope you noogie yourself.

Milhouse: I lost my fingerprints gluing that. We had to go to urgent care. I saw a drug addict!

Homer: Come on, boy, open up to me. I get it. I was in love with my school nurse. I would hurt myself on purpose just to see her. I'd fall off the monkey bars, bash my head into a wall, and sometimes I'd even fall off the monkey bars.

Bart: I've met her before.

Homer: So? I've met people. Lisa, Maggie. Uh... you!

Homer: What if you told her the... whatchamacallit?

Bart: The truth?

Homer: Yeah, that thing.

Bart: Wow, you actually helped.

Homer: I did. You know what? I think I'm finally ready to be a dad. I'm gonna tell my wife!

Homer: Look, sometimes there are awesome things in this world that aren't meant to be your awesome thing. You got to let it go. Trust me, there's other fish in the sea.

Lisa: [to Molly] He's right. And you should also be in the sea. Hunting and killing those fish.

Bart: Ms. Peyton? I'm sorry I ruined everything. You probably won't believe this, but I had an octopus stuck to my face.

Ms. Peyton: I believe you.

Bart: You do?

Ms. Peyton: Yes, because I know, deep down, you want to be good. Also, your face is covered in tentacle hickeys.

Ms. Peyton: You're angry drowning boy. Oh, I-I'm so sorry. That's what I call you in my head.