The Wayz We Were/Quotes
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- Milhouse Van Houten: Where did all this traffic come from? It's like my favorite movie ever, Cars 3. I hated Cars 1 and 2.
- Homer: Oh, Marge, you haven't honked like this since high school.
- Marge: It's a traffic jam.
- Marge: We're here to talk about the terrible problem on our street.
- Man: Finally.
- Ruth Powers: About time.
- Sideshow Mel: We assume you're talking about you, the Simpsons.
- Homer and Marge: Wha...?
- Astronomer: I've seen the boy's moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer.
- Moe Szyslak: Maya. The longest, best relationship of my life. That was a great six days.
- Moe: Every day since you left me, I've written you a letter. Really wish I had gotten your address.
- Moe: So, how you been, Maya?
- Maya: Well, I finally got my PhD.
- Moe: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You taking medicine for that or what?
- Maya: [laughs] Oh, Moe. It's nice to laugh again.
- Moe: Oh, I wish this moment could last forever, like, uh... uh, I don't know, uh, Henry Winkler's career. Boy, that guy never jumped the shark. Not even when he jumped the shark.
- Moe: Look, Maya left me once. I just know she's gonna leave me again. This-this is a disaster. You're the only guy here who knows how to hold on to a woman. What is your secret? How do you keep Midge?
- Homer: Well, it's, uh... it's, um... Hmm. It helps if you get them pregnant.
- Homer: [on the phone] Honey, I'm here in the alley with Moe. The only woman who ever loved him came back, and he's afraid she's gonna leave him again. What should he do?
- Marge: [on the phone] Hand him the phone. Moe, trust love.
- Moe: [on the phone] Gotcha. [to Homer] Your wife's an idiot.
- Homer: Moe's going through a tough time, son. Just play around him.
- Bart: We'll just pretend he's a dead, rotting alien.
- Homer: Thank you, son.
- Bart: The alien's alive!
- Milhouse: And it has feelings.
- Bart: Kill him!
- Maya: You'd better speak fast, or for the second time, you're gonna lose the first good thing that's ever happened to you.
- Moe: I'm so sorry. You're great, so great, and all I've been is afraid. But all I got to do is look in your eyes. Baby, I love you so much. You stick with me, you'll get everything you ever wanted. I will never doubt you again. You can control the remote. You can pick all our vacations. And because I know the ladies like it this way, I will leave the toilet seat on. Maya, will you marry me?
- Maya: Yes.
- Moe: I knew it! That's it. I'm never getting up again. Staying here, on the ground. Wait, you-you said yes.
