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The Wayz We Were/Quotes

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Season 33 Episode Quotes
709 "Treehouse of Horror XXXII"
710
"The Wayz We Were"
"Lisa's Belly" 711


Milhouse Van Houten: Where did all this traffic come from? It's like my favorite movie ever, Cars 3. I hated Cars 1 and 2.

Homer: Oh, Marge, you haven't honked like this since high school.
Marge: It's a traffic jam.

Marge: We're here to talk about the terrible problem on our street.
Man: Finally.
Ruth Powers: About time.
Sideshow Mel: We assume you're talking about you, the Simpsons.
Homer and Marge: Wha...?

Astronomer: I've seen the boy's moons more times than I've seen the real one, and I'm an astronomer.

Moe Szyslak: Maya. The longest, best relationship of my life. That was a great six days.

Moe: Every day since you left me, I've written you a letter. Really wish I had gotten your address.

Moe: So, how you been, Maya?
Maya: Well, I finally got my PhD.
Moe: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You taking medicine for that or what?
Maya: [laughs] Oh, Moe. It's nice to laugh again.

Moe: Oh, I wish this moment could last forever, like, uh... uh, I don't know, uh, Henry Winkler's career. Boy, that guy never jumped the shark. Not even when he jumped the shark.

Moe: Look, Maya left me once. I just know she's gonna leave me again. This-this is a disaster. You're the only guy here who knows how to hold on to a woman. What is your secret? How do you keep Midge?
Homer: Well, it's, uh... it's, um... Hmm. It helps if you get them pregnant.

Homer: [on the phone] Honey, I'm here in the alley with Moe. The only woman who ever loved him came back, and he's afraid she's gonna leave him again. What should he do?
Marge: [on the phone] Hand him the phone. Moe, trust love.
Moe: [on the phone] Gotcha. [to Homer] Your wife's an idiot.

Homer: Moe's going through a tough time, son. Just play around him.
Bart: We'll just pretend he's a dead, rotting alien.
Homer: Thank you, son.

Bart: The alien's alive!
Milhouse: And it has feelings.
Bart: Kill him!

Maya: You'd better speak fast, or for the second time, you're gonna lose the first good thing that's ever happened to you.
Moe: I'm so sorry. You're great, so great, and all I've been is afraid. But all I got to do is look in your eyes. Baby, I love you so much. You stick with me, you'll get everything you ever wanted. I will never doubt you again. You can control the remote. You can pick all our vacations. And because I know the ladies like it this way, I will leave the toilet seat on. Maya, will you marry me?

Maya: Yes.
Moe: I knew it! That's it. I'm never getting up again. Staying here, on the ground. Wait, you-you said yes.
Season 33 Quotes
The Star of the Backstage Bart's in Jail! Treehouse of Horror XXXII The Wayz We Were Lisa's Belly A Serious Flanders (Part 1) A Serious Flanders (Part 2) Portrait of a Lackey on Fire Mothers and Other Strangers A Made Maggie