Pixelated and Afraid/Quotes
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"Pixelated and Afraid"
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- Lisa: Mom and Dad have completely given up. Their relationship has no spark or romance.
- Bart: You got me out of my game for girl words?
- Lisa: They're nothing like the couples in movies or prescription drug commercials.
- Marge: Good news. The only ants I'm finding are already dead.
- Homer: Leave the corpses. It'll send a message to the colony.
- Marge: Hmm, no phones or television for the whole week, and the menu is keto-based.
- Homer: Are you trying to pronounce "Cheeto-based"?
- Marge: No.
- Homer: Deep down, I knew you probably weren't.
- Marge: There's a group meditation on Saturday with Sharice.
- Homer: What time's it start?
- Marge: Sunrise.
- Homer: We won't be seeing Sharice.
- Marge: Where did you learn that?
- Homer: Remember all those recall letters that said our phone would swell up and explode?
- Marge: But you exchanged that phone.
- Homer: Nope. I said I did.
- Homer: Okay, if you see more than one road, we should walk to the one with a sit-down restaurant, because I could really go for a booth.
- Marge: Homie, I know this looks bad. We don't have clothes or fire or shelter or food or hope of rescue or...
- Homer: I know what we don't have!
- Marge: But we have the red thing! And it's all we have!
- Homer: [running] Maybe it's a fire truck. Ow! Or a double-decker bus. Owie! Or a Twizzler factory. Ow! Ooh, that went in me.
- Marge: Tomorrow we'll find food.
- Homer: I'll throw another TV on the fire.
- Marge: Last week there was Cheerios powder at the bottom of the bag, and I just threw it out.
- Homer: That powder sounds so good. Tell me about the powder again... slowly.
- Homer: This has to work.
- Marge: Yeah. Fish are way stupider than rabbits or nuts.
- Marge: Oh, be careful. You'll get your shag pants wet.
- Homer: I didn't used to wear carpeting! I used to wear pants! Made out of pants!
- Homer: Ha! You've been outsmarted by man: King of Nature! Destroyer of our planet! Inventor of Earth Day!
- Homer: Hey, you don't want to eat me. I'm stringy. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm marbled. I'm human Wagyu!
