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:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
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{{qf|[[Ms. Cantwell]]}} Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm a fun factory.
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I'm a fun factory.
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, free play.
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{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Lisa, free play.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I didn't know you were left-handed.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I didn't know you were left-handed.
 
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
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{{qf|Homer}} But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.
 
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:'''[[Ned]]:''' Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
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{{qf|Homer}} No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to a character in a comic book.
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{{qf|Ned}} Not praying to a character in a comic book.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What about Christian Archie comics?
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{{qf|Homer}} What about Christian Archie comics?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Neither canonical nor comical.
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{{qf|Ned}} Neither canonical nor comical.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
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{{qf|Homer}} Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
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{{qf|Ned}} Not praying to Superman. Grouch.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?  
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{{qf|Lisa}} Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?  
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
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{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' That is so unsatisfying.
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{{qf|Lisa}} That is so unsatisfying.
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
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{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You think I'm pretty?
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{{qf|Lisa}} You think I'm pretty?
:'''[[Ms. Cantwell]]:''' Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
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{{qf|Ms. Cantwell}} Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
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{{qf|Lisa}} She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
  
 
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{{Season 24|Q}}

Latest revision as of 12:00, May 8, 2021


Season 24 Episode Quotes
522 "Gorgeous Grampa"
523
"Black-Eyed, Please"
"Dark Knight Court" 524


Ms. Cantwell: Okay, children, ten minutes of free play.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a fun factory.
Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, free play.
Lisa: But I am playing. I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.

Homer: I didn't know you were left-handed.

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks. And, uh, you may never see a film in 3-D again.
Homer: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.

Ned Flanders: Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?
Homer: No, I don't. If you pray to Superman.
Ned: Not praying to a character in a comic book.
Homer: What about Christian Archie comics?
Ned: Neither canonical nor comical.
Homer: Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name, one nation, under Zod...
Ned: Not praying to Superman. Grouch.

Lisa: Ms. Cantwell, wait! I've got to know before you leave. Why don't you like me?
Ms. Cantwell: Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.
Lisa: That is so unsatisfying.
Ms. Cantwell: Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.
Lisa: You think I'm pretty?
Ms. Cantwell: Right, like you don't get told that every day of your life, with your perfect blonde hair, that Kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy. And what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.
Lisa: She hates me because I'm pretty! Woo hoo!
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train