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Lisa Goes Gaga/Quotes

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Season 23 Episode Quotes
507 "Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda"
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"Lisa Goes Gaga"
"Moonshine River" 509


Lady Gaga: I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping at Springfield.
Lady Gaga's manager: But-
Lady Gaga: No buts.
[Lady Gaga turns to show her butt]

Bart: Without award shows, how would we know what movie has the best beheading? Or that "Glee" is a comedy?

Homer: [pointing at Lisa] What's wrong with her?
Bart: She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew?

Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I certainly wish I was "Truth Teller" but if I was you'd know because I can't keep a secret...I sleep under my bed every night because I'm scared of the cars from "Cars"! [whispering] If gasoline is their food, then why do they have teeth?

Lady Gaga: Where's the dress I wore for the Pope?
Stylist: [Holds up a skimpy outfit made of leather straps and crucifixes] I saw Jennifer Lopez wear it last week.
Lady Gaga: Burn it. Burn it now!

Homer: Let's go see Lady Gaga. Maybe that will turn that frown upside-down.
Lisa: It's not a frown, it's a straight line of resignation. It's the same upside-down as right-side-up.

[Lady Gaga runs away crying)
Lisa: Are you crying glitter?
Lady Gaga: Tiny diamonds. Hurts like Hell.
Season 23 Quotes
The Falcon and the D'ohman Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Treehouse of Horror XXII Replaceable You The Food Wife The Book Job The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants The Ten-Per-Cent Solution Holidays of Future Passed Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson The D'oh-cial Network Moe Goes from Rags to Riches The Daughter Also Rises At Long Last Leave Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ How I Wet Your Mother Them, Robot Beware My Cheating Bart‎ A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again The Spy Who Learned Me Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda Lisa Goes Gaga