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Adventures in Baby-Getting/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
510 "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
"Adventures in Baby-Getting"
"Gone Abie Gone" 512

Kent Brockman: Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling (stops to laugh) as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
Comic Book Guy: While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
Kent Brockman: Weren't those two places about the same size?
Comic Book Guy: I didn't know this was an ambush!

Milhouse: So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
Bart: Are the credits transferable?
Milhouse: No.
Bart: That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.

Otto: (sees Bart and Milhouse walking off) Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. (gets off the bus while it's still moving)
Ralph: I'm going to an accident.

Bart: What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
Lisa: What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
Bart: Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
Lisa: A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
Bart: Can I use that on the chalkboard?
Lisa: I guess.
Bart: Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.

Marge: Homer? How many samples did you sell?
Homer: Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
Marge: I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
Homer: Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.

Marge: My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
Dr. Hibbert: You were wise to check, Marge.
Marge: What do you mean?
Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Take a look at this. (shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in And Maggie Makes Three - dead, indicating to him being sterile)
Homer: Ooh... X's for eyes.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train