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To Cur, with Love/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
515 "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
516
"To Cur, with Love"
"Homer Goes to Prep School" 517


Marge: Hurry up. I want to get Grampa back here by 3:00, so we can get him and Maggie on the same nap schedule.
Bart: I've labeled all his boxes.
Homer: Well, I can't pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt. [sudden shout] Ow!
Marge: You know you can't lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt.
Homer: Oh, no. I won't be able to help you pack up Grampa.
Marge: Fine. Just stay here and hold down the fort.
Homer: Hold down the fort? With my bad back?

Bart: Santa's Little Helper. Santa's Little Helper!
Lisa: I love that dog, but that is one long, stupid name.

Homer: I've just never really been a dog person.
Grampa: Really? What about Bongo?
Homer: Bongo?! I told you never to ever talk about Bongo. Ever!
Lisa: What just happened? Who's Bongo?
Grampa: Bongo was Homer's dog when he was a boy.
Homer: He's still my dog!

Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm a washout as a dogcatcher. What do I do now?
Lou: Well, my dream is to be police chief.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, no, you can't 'cause, um, that's my dream. I'm gonna be chief of police.
Lou: Well, then I'll be a spokesman for my people, like Ralph Abernathy.
Chief Wiggum: Ralph, I like that name.

Homer: Oh, my God, Dad. I owe you an apology. You saved Bongo. I never understood that till now.
Grampa: All these years I thought you loved that dog more than me.
Homer: Why would you think that? Just because I put you in a home where they feed you dog food?
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train