Moonshine River/Quotes
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- [Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]
- Jenny: Eat my shorts!
- [Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]
- Darcy: Drop dead.
- [Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]
- Gina Vendetti: Eat fist jerk!
- [Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]
- [Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]
- Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.
- [Bart kisses Nikki.]
- Nikki: Inappropriate!
- [Bart faces the opposite direction.]
- Nikki: I miss you!
- [Bart walks towards Nikki.]
- Nikki: Stalker!
- [Bart runs off.]
- Nikki: Save me!
- [Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]
- Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?
- Bart: No, sir!
- Cletus: Prove it!
- Bart: A, B, C -
- Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!
- [Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]
- Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."
