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Whiskey Business/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
526 "Pulpit Friction"
527
"Whiskey Business"
"The Fabulous Faker Boy" 528


Moe Szyslak: Eh, who am I kidding? They don't care about me. [sighs] Suicide. Finally. I'm really doing it. No more cries for [shouts] help! 'Cause this time, there's no one that's gonna [shouts] save me! I mean, it's not like [shouts] I'm begging you, please, please show me some love! (sighs) Yeah, it's nothing like that.

Homer: Now, wait a minute. Got to make sure you're okay. Who's the president now?
Moe: Some jerk.
Homer: He's back!

Lisa: Whatever Bart's doing, it's got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session. All the greats are here: Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie, Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker, the Fatneck Sisters and... (gasps) Bleeding Gums Murphy?

Grampa: But what you did wasn't for nothing. It was the best two weeks of this final horrible part of my life.
Bart: Well, you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die.
Grampa: [chuckles] Oh, I hear that a lot.

Moe: My name is Moe Szyslak of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol: M-O-E. I'm the CEO, and I promise that I will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands, huh? I-I'll supervise production, I'll manage marketing. My face is gonna be on every bottle! And we will only use the finest ingredients made in America.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train