Whiskey Business/Quotes
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- Moe Szyslak: Eh, who am I kidding? They don't care about me. [sighs] Suicide. Finally. I'm really doing it. No more cries for [shouts] help! 'Cause this time, there's no one that's gonna [shouts] save me! I mean, it's not like [shouts] I'm begging you, please, please show me some love! (sighs) Yeah, it's nothing like that.
- Homer: Now, wait a minute. Got to make sure you're okay. Who's the president now?
- Moe: Some jerk.
- Homer: He's back!
- Lisa: Whatever Bart's doing, it's got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session. All the greats are here: Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie, Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker, the Fatneck Sisters and... (gasps) Bleeding Gums Murphy?
- Grampa: But what you did wasn't for nothing. It was the best two weeks of this final horrible part of my life.
- Bart: Well, you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die.
- Grampa: [chuckles] Oh, I hear that a lot.
- Moe: My name is Moe Szyslak of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol: M-O-E. I'm the CEO, and I promise that I will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands, huh? I-I'll supervise production, I'll manage marketing. My face is gonna be on every bottle! And we will only use the finest ingredients made in America.
