What Animated Women Want/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
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Homer: Keep it under your head guys. That I've got a date with a married woman.
Carl Carlson: So let me guess. Is it Marge?
Homer: Her husband's gonna be there too.
Lenny Leonard: Got it. You and Marge.
Homer: Give up? It's Marge. I'm having a lunch date with my wife.
Lenny: Good one.
Carl: Yeah. You got us man.

Lisa: Milhouse, got anything good?
Milhouse Van Houten: Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...
Lisa: Ooh, a cupcake.
Milhouse: Oh, yeah... Um... do you want it?
Lisa: Mm-hmm.

Homer: Once again, by eating alone, I have saved my marriage.
Sushi chef: Please enjoy, with my compliments. You can even eat the eyes.

Homer: Oh, Marge. Come to the garage. You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a singsong fashion.
Marge: [gasps] It's a snuggle dungeon.

Lisa: Milhouse, seeing you there saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.
Milhouse: Uh...
Lisa: Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.
Milhouse: Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?
Lisa: It came with fries or salad.
Milhouse: Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.
Lisa: Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both. [chuckles] Who knows her little Milhouse?
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River • Treehouse of Horror XXIII • Adventures in Baby-Getting • Gone Abie Gone • Penny-Wiseguys • A Tree Grows in Springfield • The Day the Earth Stood Cool • To Cur, with Love • Homer Goes to Prep School • A Test Before Trying • The Changing of the Guardian • Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing • Hardly Kirk-ing • Gorgeous Grampa • Black-Eyed, Please • Dark Knight Court • What Animated Women Want • Pulpit Friction • Whiskey Business • The Fabulous Faker Boy • The Saga of Carl • Dangers on a Train