The Fabulous Faker Boy/Quotes
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"The Fabulous Faker Boy"
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- Marge: So, how much are lessons?
- Slava: I give you something you want... you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with Russian accent.
- Marge: You'd better be asking for something PC: pie or cake.
- Slava: Here's my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.
- Marge: There might be some nagging involved.
- Slava: Deal! Now we toast with vodka.
- Bart: Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano. And I'm really ashamed that I lied.
- Marge: Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.
- Slava: What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!
- Marge: No, he cheated.
- Slava: Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just Thousand Island.
- Marge: (gasps)
- Slava: But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love, and he cheated for you.
- Marge: Thank you!
- Bart: That is so beautiful. Did you write it?
- Zhenya: These are scales. Now, memorize: Every good Boris deserves farm.
- Bart: Let me try. Every good booger deserves flicking.
- Zhenya: Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.
- Bart: Sausage fingers!
- Zhenya: Do what I do.
- Bart: TV's gotten so lousy.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
- Bart: TV's not so bad.
