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A Test Before Trying/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
517 "Homer Goes to Prep School"
518
"A Test Before Trying"
"Changing of the Guardian" 519


Edna Krabappel: Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.

Gary Chalmers: Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
Seymour Skinner: So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?

Homer: And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.

Lisa: Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?
Bart: Uh, "B"?
Lisa: Very good.

Marge: Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.
Jennifer Clarkeson: I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train