A Tree Grows in Springfield/Quotes
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- Lisa: I bought you a ticket for the myPad raffle, Dad.
- Homer: Aw, that's Tooth Fairy money down the drain, sweetie. I never win anything. It's always some stupid jerk you've never heard of.
- Principal Skinner: And the winner is...
- Homer: Here it comes...
- Principal Skinner: Homer Simpson!
- Homer: Get him! I mean, woo-hoo!
- Steve Mobbs: Greetings, I am Steve Mobbs, welcoming you from beyond the grave.
- Homer: I left a half-eaten apple outside your store the greatest tribute of all.
- Steve Mobbs: The product you hold is like a giant expensive smartphone that can't call anyone—it's that incredible. Now press the "submit" icon, and agree to buy all our future products. And we're gonna be making a lot of stuff. Submit. Submit.
- Homer: I don't know, I...
- Steve Mobbs: Submit.
- Homer: I don't want to.
- Steve Mobbs: Or you could buy something from Hewlett-Packard.
- Homer: I submit! I submit!
- Steve Mobbs: Yes. Yes...
- Marge: Homie, you want to read to Maggie before she goes to sleep?
- Homer: A paper-based read-a-majig? What are we, cavemen? Sweetie, in the future all you'll need is this.
- Marge: Homie... it looks like you're putting all your eggs in one basket.
- Homer: What would you have me do? One basket for each egg?
- Marge: Hmm, I guess you're right. I guess I'll have to scratch that off the list of things I say.
- Homer: Now, Maggie, let's find a good game for us.
- Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you're gonna be fine, but there's no hope for the myPad.
- Homer: It still had 88% of its charge.
- Dr. Hibbert: This is the part of the job I hate most. Talking to crazy people.
- Marge: Who do you think painted the word on the tree?
- Homer: No idea—the important thing is that they did. Guess it must've been the person who knew I needed hope most of all.
