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A Tree Grows in Springfield/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
513 "Penny-Wiseguys"
"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
"The Day the Earth Stood Cool" 515

Lisa: I bought you a ticket for the myPad raffle, Dad.
Homer: Aw, that's Tooth Fairy money down the drain, sweetie. I never win anything. It's always some stupid jerk you've never heard of.
Principal Skinner: And the winner is...
Homer: Here it comes...
Principal Skinner: Homer Simpson!
Homer: Get him! I mean, woo-hoo!

Steve Mobbs: Greetings, I am Steve Mobbs, welcoming you from beyond the grave.
Homer: I left a half-eaten apple outside your store the greatest tribute of all.
Steve Mobbs: The product you hold is like a giant expensive smartphone that can't call anyone—it's that incredible. Now press the "submit" icon, and agree to buy all our future products. And we're gonna be making a lot of stuff. Submit. Submit.
Homer: I don't know, I...
Steve Mobbs: Submit.
Homer: I don't want to.
Steve Mobbs: Or you could buy something from Hewlett-Packard.
Homer: I submit! I submit!
Steve Mobbs: Yes. Yes...

Marge: Homie, you want to read to Maggie before she goes to sleep?
Homer: A paper-based read-a-majig? What are we, cavemen? Sweetie, in the future all you'll need is this.
Marge: Homie... it looks like you're putting all your eggs in one basket.
Homer: What would you have me do? One basket for each egg?
Marge: Hmm, I guess you're right. I guess I'll have to scratch that off the list of things I say.
Homer: Now, Maggie, let's find a good game for us.

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, you're gonna be fine, but there's no hope for the myPad.
Homer: It still had 88% of its charge.
Dr. Hibbert: This is the part of the job I hate most. Talking to crazy people.

Marge: Who do you think painted the word on the tree?
Homer: No idea—the important thing is that they did. Guess it must've been the person who knew I needed hope most of all.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train