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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded . . . | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded... |
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Will you people get a ''life''? | {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Will you people get a ''life''? | ||
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Not an option! | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Not an option! | ||
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{{qf|[[Jimmy Carter|Carter]]}} ''[drops the ladder nervously]'' Oh, I'm sorry George. I didn't see you there. | {{qf|[[Jimmy Carter|Carter]]}} ''[drops the ladder nervously]'' Oh, I'm sorry George. I didn't see you there. | ||
{{qf|Bush}} ''[smiles at Jimmy]'' No hard labels. ''[rams his hammer hook at Jimmy's nosetrils]'' | {{qf|Bush}} ''[smiles at Jimmy]'' No hard labels. ''[rams his hammer hook at Jimmy's nosetrils]'' | ||
| − | :''[Bill Clinton laughs at him]'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bill Clinton]] laughs at him.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Bush}} What are you laughing at | + | {{qf|Bush}} What are you laughing at Clinton? ''[hits him in the head with his hammer]'' |
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{{qf|Newspaper Headline}} CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28) | {{qf|Newspaper Headline}} CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28) | ||
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- Marge: Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.
- Moe: Whoa, you said no fuss.
- Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today
- Kent Brockman: Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded...
- Krusty: Will you people get a life?
- Kent Brockman: Not an option!
- Drederick Tatum: I've been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes. My forthrightness is my undoing.
- Milhouse: Bart, remember when I was crying at recess. I think I'm finally ready to tell you why.
- Marge: Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?
- Lisa: [seeing Marge with implants] Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!
- Batman: Good thing I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray!
- Clownface/Krusty: Uh! What don't you have in that belt?
- Bush: [after getting hit in the face by Jimmy] Why, you!
- Carter: [drops the ladder nervously] Oh, I'm sorry George. I didn't see you there.
- Bush: [smiles at Jimmy] No hard labels. [rams his hammer hook at Jimmy's nosetrils]
- [Bill Clinton laughs at him.]
- Bush: What are you laughing at Clinton? [hits him in the head with his hammer]
- Newspaper Headline: CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28)
- Baha Men Song Parody: Who let her jugs out? Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Marge let her jugs out! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
- Carl: This is the longest I've gone without looking at Lenny.
- Dr. Velimirovic: Great Ceaucescu's ghost! Are those real?"
- Marge: My operation was botched!
- Dr. Velimirovic: Botched, what is that, the word of the day?
