Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge/Quotes
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"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"
- Fat Tony: Did you have a nice flight, Johnny Tightlips?
- Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
- Fat Tony: I understand. So how is your mother?
- Johnny Tightlips: Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?
- [The mobsters are getting shot at.]
- Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
- Johnny Tightlips: I see a lot of things.
- Fat Tony: You know, you could be a little more helpful.
- Marge: I made you your favorite dinner. All three courses dessert.
- Homer: Even dessert?
- Marge: Dessert is three kinds of dessert.
- Kid: Hey Officer Homer how'd you get so big and strong.
- Homer: Green vegetables and homework.
- Kid: Aw shucks!
- Bart: Look at those looters, breaking things, setting fires. They're living my dream and you won't let me join them. Please can I throw one little...
- Homer: No!
- Bart: What if I just burn down a...
- Homer: No!
- Bart: Can I at least...
- Homer: No! I've caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior.
- Bart: Can I have a beer.
- Homer: Alright, but not the imported.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge!
- Homer: I don't get it. I finally did a job where I wasn't lazy, stupid, or corrupt... and I'm gonna get killed for it!