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Treehouse of Horror XIV/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
313 "Moe Baby Blues"
"Treehouse of Horror XIV"
"My Mother the Carjacker" 315

[Lisa asking about Frink, Sr. when she first sees him.]
Lisa: Did a shark do that?
Frink, Jr: Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based sun-tan lotion.

[Hanging from a noose.]
Moe: If I knew this would take so long I'd put out a TV.
[Pizza boy comes in.]
Pizza boy: Pizza!
Moe: The money's on the counter... No tip.
Pizza boy: Aw, you miserable bastard!
Moe: That's why I'm up here. [looks at his watch again]

Homer: Death! Death! We miss you so much! You were a busboy in the restaurant of life. Clearing away the oldies and the sickies and the junkies. And you made NASCAR racing exciting!

Lisa: Dad! You've become the new Grim Reaper!
Homer: No way, forget it. I might occasionally kill out of anger, or to illustrate a point. But I am not a Grim Reaper! [the robe sucks in his groin] Ow! Ow! I'll reap! I'll reap already!

Professor Frink, Sr.: I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you boy chick.

[To Seymour, after Frink Sr. ripped out his spine.]
Agnes Skinner: Lost your spine, huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.

Bart: Do you realize what this means?
Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it first.

Adult Bart: Wait! When people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us!
Adult Milhouse: Yeah... and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi Worms. [swallows a bunch of Gummi Worms] I'm gonna quit tomorrow, I swear.

Lisa: Why can't I tinker with the fabric of existence?
Homer: Let the baby have her bottle.

Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News